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POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.
i made the mistake of reading facebook comments during the cbj game and it made miss you guys

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Christ Girardi is a bonehead.

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

Gunjin posted:

There are teams I dislike more than Columbus, but I don't know if there is another team with more players I dislike than the Blue Jackets.

who specifically out of curiousity

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Manning bad, water wet

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

Mind_Taker posted:

I'm not convinced Washington won't throw the bank at Oshie. Especially since Alzner is looking like he is good as gone.

I'm also not convinced that wouldn't be a terrible idea. But man his production is going to be missed if he leaves.

wouldn't be a terrible idea, but i'd be worried about the term he'd be looking for

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom

Mind_Taker posted:

I'm not convinced Washington won't throw the bank at Oshie. Especially since Alzner is looking like he is good as gone.

I'm also not convinced that wouldn't be a terrible idea. But man his production is going to be missed if he leaves.

It'd be an awful idea, and if they throw cash at anyone it should be Shattenkirk.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The "8" on Werenski's back has been a target, and that target has been destroyed.

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom

POTATO IN MY ANUS posted:

who specifically out of curiousity

Hartnell, Dubinsky, Jenner, Foligno mainly, Saad a bit too. Especially the first three.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


how did that stay out :stare:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/Aportzline/status/848687323747422208

https://twitter.com/treed1919/status/848687557793771521

e- :siren: Jack Johnson Sportsgame worked :siren:

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Apr 3, 2017

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Gunjin posted:

It'd be an awful idea, and if they throw cash at anyone it should be Shattenkirk.

Years 3+ on his next contract are going to be bad. But if the Capitals can retool this offseason then the Caps should still be a very good team for 2 more years (until Ovechkin finally starts breaking down) and maybe having Oshie would be good.

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.
:siren: JMFJ :siren:

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Christ John Carlson is terrible.

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

Gunjin posted:

Hartnell, Dubinsky, Jenner, Foligno mainly, Saad a bit too. Especially the first three.

again just out of curiosity, why saad and foligno

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.
also i only actively dislike one cap: tom loving wilson

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


woo flyera not yet losing

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I don't get the Saad or Foligno dislike either. Jenner is iffy.

Flick your nose like a smart-rear end a little more, Ovie, you just got traded for a third liner.

Hypnobeard
Sep 15, 2004

Obey the Beard



So very tired of Wilson's antics.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Ovie loving owns

Someone please get a gif of Ovie chirping the dudes bloody nose

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

Gunjin posted:

There are teams I dislike more than Columbus, but I don't know if there is another team with more players I dislike than the Blue Jackets.

I didn't agree before, but now I do!

CBJSprague24 posted:

I don't get the Saad or Foligno dislike either. Jenner is iffy.

Flick your nose like a smart-rear end a little more, Ovie, you just got traded for a third liner.

Up by two in the third, he can afford to do it. (Probably.)

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.
wilson and anderson having words across the box

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Torts with Jedi mind tricks which may or may not be working on the refs.

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom

POTATO IN MY ANUS posted:

also i only actively dislike one cap: tom loving wilson

I can understand and respect that.


POTATO IN MY ANUS posted:

again just out of curiosity, why saad and foligno

I can't explain, for whatever reason they just annoy me. Really, it's more minor with them. Hartnell, Dubinsky, and Jenner I just loath.

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

CBJSprague24 posted:

Torts with Jedi mind tricks which may or may not be working on the refs.

Nah, Fartsmell still in the box.

I like this though. Gotta set the table for a playoff series.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I just want to win a series. Anything else is a bonus from there.

Tuesday will be the preview.

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

CBJSprague24 posted:

I just want to win a series. Anything else is a bonus from there.

i'm happy just being in the playoffs with how we were supposed to look this year.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Bolts :unsmith:

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
We got a game here!

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

:siren: HOLY poo poo WE GOT A GAME :siren:

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
Chippy af right now. Glad the refs are sitting on the whistles.

Hypnobeard
Sep 15, 2004

Obey the Beard



Never underestimate the ability of the Caps to implode. :sigh:

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

Hypnobeard posted:

Never underestimate the ability of the Caps to implode. :sigh:

That's what "playoff-like atmosphere" means.

take me you ANIMAL
Nov 28, 2002

Congrats big boy

Hypnobeard posted:

Never underestimate the ability of the Caps to implode. :sigh:

Well, I mean, they were up 3-0.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

This has a 13-14 Game 6 feel, the difference being Pittsburgh had one more Insurance goal.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


:siren: FLYERAAAAA :siren:

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

DJExile posted:

:siren: FLYERAAAAA :siren:

People are still watching in Philly? Go fig.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Review?

It's not a Capitals Jackets game without a challenge of some sort.

Hypnobeard
Sep 15, 2004

Obey the Beard



Well that was a wet fart.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Mika :3: :siren:

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Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
When did they blow the whistle? That looked weird on mute.

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