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Hello, friends. Welcome to a tradition unlike any other. It's the http://www.masters.com/en_US/index.html Dustin Johnson is buttfucking the game of golf like he does to Paulina Gretzky every night. Yes, that Gretzky. Didn't know they're married?  Rory McIlroy and Jordan Spieth have been playing decently, while Jason Day's mom was diagnosed with lung cancer like 2 weeks ago. Tiger Woods is dead. Air Times (ET) Wed: ESPN 3-5pm (Par 3 contest) Look for mattfl and me on TV!!! Thu/Fri: ESPN 3-7:30pm Sat: CBS 3-7pm Sun: CBS 2-7pm Masters.com has 2 featured groups starting at 9:15am on Thu/Fri. They have feeds for Amen Corner starting at 10:45am and holes 15/16 starting at 11:45am. They also have coverage of the driving range every day starting at 8:30am. If you won't be in front of a TV, WatchESPN and the Masters app have streaming. Marquee Tee Times (Thursday/Friday ET) Coming Tuesday Odds (Ladbrokes) Dustin Johnson 6/1 Jordan Spieth 8/1 Rory McIlroy 8/1 Hideki Matsuyama 16/1 Jason Day 20/1 Rickie Fowler 20/1 Jon Rahm 20/1 Adam Scott 25/1 Justin Rose 25/1 Phil Mickelson 25/1 Henrik Stenson 25/1 Masters Pool Pick an available player who hasn't won a major in the last 3 years. Best finisher gets a dozen balls or  from everyone else.Josh Lyman: DJExile: Angel Cabrera EnsGDT: Marc Leishman Shrapnig: Hideki Matsuyama Kameh: Sergio Garcia daslog: Rickie Fowler Keyser S0ze: Paul Casey lloyol: Adam Hadwin DirtRoadJunglist: Phil Mickelson mattfl: Justin Rose shyduck: Jason Dufner Josh Lyman fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Apr 7, 2017 |
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Apr 3, 2017 11:49
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Put me down for El Pato. It is Cabrera's time 
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Apr 3, 2017 12:41
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Marc Leishman for me, please!
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Apr 3, 2017 15:23
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Gimme dat Matsuyama.
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Apr 3, 2017 15:29
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DJExile posted:Put me down for El Pato. He's won 2 freaking majors, and he's always hanging around the Masters leaderboard. It better not be his time. All he does is crush major dreams. Edit: Fowler isn't a bad pick, but I'll stick to my guns and go with Garcia. He's got good vibes with his engagement, plus he lost out to Rahm, who went on to the finals in the match play, so it's not like he's playing poorly. Kameh fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Apr 3, 2017 |
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Apr 3, 2017 17:01
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Kameh posted:He's won 2 freaking majors, and he's always hanging around the Masters leaderboard. It better not be his time. All he does is crush major dreams. let us harken back to the most clutch loving approach shot I have ever seen, after Adam Scott hit that beauty birdie putt and it seemed certain he had it won.
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Apr 3, 2017 17:04
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DJExile posted:let us harken back to the most clutch loving approach shot I have ever seen, after Adam Scott hit that beauty birdie putt and it seemed certain he had it won. Oh, I'll never forget it. I remember watching it in a clubhouse. The sound the spectators near me made when he stuffed it in the rain on the 72nd hole of a major was positively primitive, like a caveman seeing a spaceship or something.
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Apr 3, 2017 17:07
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That and Bubba's insane playoff duck hook are the two times I've ever yelled at my TV screen over golf.
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Apr 3, 2017 17:17
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I was able to get tickets to the practice rounds last year. It really is amazing how manicured the course is. Even HD broadcasts don't do it justice. It's like there isn't a single blade of grass out of place.
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Apr 3, 2017 18:40
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Yeah the maintenance of Agusta National is amazing. Literally nothing is out of place. I love that ipad-controlled system they have to maintain the moisture levels of the greens too.
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Apr 3, 2017 18:50
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Ricky fowler pls. I can feel it
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Apr 3, 2017 18:53
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DJExile posted:That and Bubba's insane playoff duck hook are the two times I've ever yelled at my TV screen over golf. That's definitely in my top 5 "yell at golf on TV moments." Another was Garcia lipping out the winning putt in regulation at the Open, and in 2004 or 2005 when John Daly missed a kneeknocker to extend a playoff with Tiger Woods. Phil at Winged Foot in 2006 is on the list, too. Man, such great TV.
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Apr 3, 2017 19:27
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you two goons better both be dressed as Col. Sanders.  oh duh.....gone I'll go for DJ then  
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Apr 4, 2017 00:09
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Keyser S0ze posted:you two goons better both be dressed as Col. Sanders. I think he's already taken
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Apr 4, 2017 00:24
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Keyser S0ze posted:you two goons better both be dressed as Col. Sanders.
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Apr 4, 2017 02:19
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ah jeez read the directions dumbass I'll take Paul Casey 
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Apr 4, 2017 04:04
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Lol that nobody has picked Adam Scott, Phil, or Justin Rose.
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Apr 4, 2017 08:04
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Josh Lyman posted:Lol that nobody has picked Adam Scott, Phil, or Justin Rose. J. Rose is a smart pick for top 10. But I'm going big or going home. if somebody picks him and wins, I won't be sending you balls.
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Apr 4, 2017 14:03
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Kameh posted:J. Rose is a smart pick for top 10. But I'm going big or going home. if somebody picks him and wins, I won't be sending you balls. Your pick just goes home though.
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Apr 4, 2017 15:22
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Strolling in to pick Adam Hadwin  Edit: Well, I'm cheering him on for sheer patriotism, but at 80-1 odds, I may as well hedge this bet with some other fun stuff. lloyol fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Apr 4, 2017 |
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Apr 4, 2017 15:55
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No one's taken Lefty yet? Put me down for Phil, then. My cousin schmoozes concrete buyers for a living, so he spent last year's Masters doing "business" with clients at Augusta. Jerk. I'm saving up to take my parents some year.
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Apr 4, 2017 16:02
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I followed Paulina Gretzky on Instagram and she never posts any pictures of Dustin. 0/10 insta account imo
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Apr 4, 2017 17:12
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Broadcast teams/schedules are here
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Apr 4, 2017 17:17
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To answer your question in the thread title, OP, I am.
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Apr 4, 2017 22:50
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Apparently Dustin Johnson fell on the stairs and seriously injured his back. Hoping to play but there's a chance he might not.
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Apr 5, 2017 22:42
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efb, drat Did figjam push him???
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Apr 5, 2017 22:44
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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Apr 5, 2017 23:09
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Frank Nobilo just said on Golf Channel that no American golfer plays better in bad conditions than Rickie Fowler. The same Rickie Fowler I initially picked then swapped out. 
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Apr 5, 2017 23:11
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DJ must have the same back workout guy as Tiger
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Apr 5, 2017 23:12
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Methinks he was having too much fun with Paulina. I fell down the stairs!!
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Apr 5, 2017 23:22
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Josh Lyman posted:Apparently Dustin Johnson fell on the stairs and seriously injured his back. Hoping to play but there's a chance he might not. I haven't dropped everything to grab my phone to text my dad since my last work promotion. His response was "gently caress [frowning devil emoji]"
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Apr 6, 2017 00:44
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Josh Lyman posted:Apparently Dustin Johnson fell on the stairs and seriously injured his back. Hoping to play but there's a chance he might not. Must have missed the rail and bumped his head.
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Apr 6, 2017 06:19
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I saw Rosey tee off a few times yesterday and since I can't pick my boy Bubba, put me down for Justin Rose.
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Apr 6, 2017 12:22
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Troy Queef posted:Must have missed the rail and bumped his head. One might say he's really behind the 8 ball regarding his chances to play, big blow to his chances this year.
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Apr 6, 2017 12:48
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Gimme Dufner if I can still join in
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Apr 6, 2017 15:22
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Mickelson birdie - Eagle start? Never mind, -2 through 2. Could have sworn it said he was -3 through 2. Kameh fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Apr 6, 2017 |
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Apr 6, 2017 16:22
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Is it too soon to start bitching about the coverage yet?
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Apr 6, 2017 16:23
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EnsGDT posted:Is it too soon to start bitching about the coverage yet? nope! 
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Apr 6, 2017 16:41
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shyduck posted:Gimme Dufner if I can still join in
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Apr 6, 2017 16:46
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Lol old man Phil is gonna win this thing.
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