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LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Hey look its Justin Smoak! Cool!

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Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Hit the loving ball

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
Mark the tape! This team is a disaster!

alpha_destroy is going on the record saying the Royals will lose 90 games. Mark the tape!

OH MY GOD ANOTHER loving WALK WHAT THE gently caress!!!

Nevermind they will lose 100.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
So all three runs Minnesota has scored this inning have come on bases loaded walks.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Three straight bases loaded walks lol

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
nice meltdown Royals

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Grittybeard posted:

So all three runs Minnesota has scored this inning have come on bases loaded walks.

This is scrappy Twins baseball :getin:

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




3 straight runs walked in.

Yost: :tif:

Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

This is scrappy Twins baseball :getin:

That lazy bum Mauer's been spreading his laziness to his teammates.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Justin Smoak strikes out! Wow!!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I'm almost glad someone actually drove in some runs, it feels like a more normal way to lose a game.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Wow, gently caress you Machado. But nice play

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

Wow, gently caress you Machado. But nice play

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



:siren: Twins get RBIs with a batted baseball :siren:

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Holy gently caress I'm watching Twins baseball and I'm actually happy what the gently caress is this feeling?

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

Wow, gently caress you Machado. But nice play

Orioles radio announcer after that play: "Machado is like a vitamin. He does this once a day. Maybe twice a day. Or three times a day. He's a multi-vitamin."

The_Hat
Sep 24, 2008

The Berzerker posted:

Joe Smith is such a nothing name, I love it.

hi, I'm your new pitcher, Baseball Fellow. It's me, Toss Guy. hey I'll be pitching today, I'm Guy Person

http://youtu.be/s17sm3ccseg?t=17m7s

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Uh oh, Twins bullpen time. :ohdear:

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
This game won't end until position players are pitching

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

This game won't end until position players are pitching

oh THAT'S why they kept Goins

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


faaaaaaaaart

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

Probad
Feb 24, 2013

I want to believe!

Infidel Castro posted:

Holy gently caress I'm watching Twins baseball and I'm actually happy what the gently caress is this feeling?

This is sustainable

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

TRUMBOMB

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Trumbo Trumbo Trumbo

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

shockingly relying on jason grilli doesn't work out well

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
:canada:

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

Grilli got away with throwing a hanging breaking pitch to Trumbo once, why in the gently caress would you do it again

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

will_colorado posted:

Grilli got away with throwing a hanging breaking pitch to Trumbo once, why in the gently caress would you do it again

because he's not good

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


go rangers

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



The Minnesota Twins are undefeated. First opening day win since 2008!

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

The Minnesota Twins are undefeated

:hellyeah:

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011



this, but the indians

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

What is going on with ESPNs camera

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
hello I am watching a baseball game

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

hmm gotta agree with you

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


love Darvish

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

he's a good baseball man

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Dang.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Stinkbomb!

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Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
rougned: wonderful name, wonderful hit

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