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I survived the depths of space as a miner only to die stupidly to candy thrown at me that I stupidly decided to ear in Escape. And I even knew not to eat floorpills! ARGH!
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All I know about genetics is that I tried to inject myself with the cool mutations and nothing happened. Apparently it's more complicated than I thought. Also, I hosed up throwing a blanket over the monkeys and they drat near instakilled me in a half second. Little bastards. How are you supposed to do it?
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May 21, 2018 12:04
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You'd think they'd have heard that an army fights on its stomach. Someday, I'm sure, your one man whisk assault versus the queen will be possible
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May 27, 2018 03:06
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The Day The Janitors Cleaned House Summer 2018
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Jun 4, 2018 08:11
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... there are cars now?! I'm too busy getting murdered by lab chimps to notice!
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Jul 9, 2018 22:39
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dogstile posted:I dunno nobody ever got mad at me for setting myself on fire so long as the fire was nearish a fire extinguisher. Didn't you know smoking kills?!
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Jul 11, 2018 16:32
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Alright, but how do we get THREE ghosts to appear at once...? BAH GAWD IT'S VINCE, VINCE HIMSELF IS COMING TO CHALLENGE THE MAETCHO MAENNS
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Jul 19, 2018 19:56
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PopeCrunch posted:So um This sounds like one weird round of admin gimmicks. I approve.
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Jul 26, 2018 21:59
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Isaac posted:Peopke who play ss13 like its competitive are the worst. 360 NOPILLS SPACE THE CLOWN COMPILATION MONTAGE Length: 4:20 by: xXxSephIROTHgokuThEsTaMpEdExXx
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Feb 11, 2019 05:38
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SugarAddict posted:Someone will still ban you for existing. Ironically this is what they claim the goonstation mods are like. My favorite is when they go “Why can’t we have sexist/racist names or use slurs?!” and try way harder to rules lawyer why they should be able to do that rather than just, you know, play the game and have fun?
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Apr 21, 2019 19:13
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Leal posted:Shouldn't have anything related to immigrants, really. I feel like “Poor Unlucky Bastard” might be more appropriate, or some randomized slightly disparaging job names like “Monkey Punching Bag”, “Clown Fart Receptacle”, “Chemist”...
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May 1, 2019 18:19
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0lives posted:I want to be an illegal alien, in that I am a martian who is wanted for space crimes But that's every martian
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May 2, 2019 08:45
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Mallcop should totally be a job for wannabe sec officers
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May 5, 2019 05:31
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Just give Security a pretend "Deputy" badge they can hand out to people. Doesn't actually do anything or grant access anywhere (it's just a crude slip of paper with "Deputy" written on it. Incorrectly, according to the examined description), but you can stick it in your ID slot and point at it to feel like a big man on the station! "Junior Deputy" stickers would be a great patronizing gift/punishment/insult
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May 5, 2019 07:50
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I feel like a Keystone Kops style uniform would be perfect
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May 5, 2019 08:56
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Shuttle has been called, Reason: EXCESSIVE SPOOKY GHOST PRESENCE DETECTED, 2SPOOPY4ME-LEVEL ALERT ISSUED
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May 6, 2019 23:35
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People bring up the very good point that it’s hard to port ss13 because it has so many features and it’s so enmeshed with Byond. I’m surprised these ports don’t start a bit simpler and trade some of the more complex game elements for more user friendliness. E: Like, the closest thing to an SS13 port I've played is Unfortunate Spacemen, which has more fps-ey modes but has the basic conceit of "all of you are spacemen but one of you is a changeling" which obviously doesn't have the same level of complexity, but it's a functioning game in 3d with at least some of the panic, fear, mistrust and getting ejected into space. I wish the ports would try to take their version of what made the game fun and make it more accessible rather than just copy everything from Byond into an incompatible format. Quicksilver6 fucked around with this message at 11:08 on May 12, 2019 |
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neogeo0823 posted:I think it's because people want to port SS13 over to a new engine, but they neglect to realize that the game developed over a decade from a whole mob of volunteer coders of questionable and varying skill levels. They want to replicate the game, but the reason the game is the amazing thing it is is because it's a horrible rats nest of code that's just been added to and added to for over 10 years now. Trying to replicate a house of cards from the top down doesn't really work very well or very easily. I know. The reach exceeds their grasp every time. I feel like starting with a fun Space Mafia esque game and then building on that would be the smarter move. At least, before trying to put in a full fidelity atmospheric simulation
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Honestly even that Unfortunate Spacemen game has low population. That's rather depressing as, again, it's the only game that captures even a glint of the feeling that SS13 has. Completely unintentionally, as far as I'm aware. And that's with far less features and complexity, emphasis on action, simpler objectives and shorter round length. Although they do have weekly community on the weekend. Great fun if you're in the discord. Apparently it's very hard to replicate even a small part of the SS13 comedy factory.
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May 13, 2019 04:17
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Does it really have enough clowns, farting, and dying in space?
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May 13, 2019 05:27
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I wish there were more adventure maps that had less sperg and more accessibility. I wanna see a series of lemming like puzzle maps where the crew uses their destructive potential for... well maybe not good, but slightly constructive purposes.
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May 22, 2019 07:00
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I know there are adventure zones, but how do I get there? And can they actually be “won”? From my understanding it takes a dedicated telescience team and pure luck and you die pretty much instantly. Would be nice to have a vr version of an adventure zone.
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May 22, 2019 12:40
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Something with a grizzly amount of potassium
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May 24, 2019 11:11
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Your next move should have been to arrest and try the captain for sedition.
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Jun 20, 2019 21:30
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Combine clown with security, call them the Jape Justicars, and make them enforce space law AND space comedy!
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Jun 20, 2019 21:44
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Isaac posted:balls digestion server What
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Jun 21, 2019 19:14
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I think I like the spy vs spy esque comedy of ss13 without a generous helping of grossout comedy
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Jun 27, 2019 02:00
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Apparently rear end day got a little weirder than most this month, maybe?
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Jan 16, 2020 02:14
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Orangeman?
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Jan 17, 2020 03:27
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I've been making space meth in Maint and tripping my balls off, what'd I miss besides the escape shuttle
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Feb 20, 2020 12:46
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I was going to do my monthly rear end day check in 
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Apr 13, 2020 19:14
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Captainsalami posted:Having people log in only once a month to be dicks to others sounds lovely for the regulars. I actually just like to spectate and watch the madness
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Apr 13, 2020 20:53
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Omi no Kami posted:rear end day is the greatest survival horror game ever made unless the round rolls Butts on a 1d6, in which case it's basically Deadly Premonition. Either way is amazing. I understood some of these words and am intrigued
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Space station 14 and Unity Station are the latest attempts to port the game. Still active but not sure how feature complete they are.
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