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Raw Tag Team Title Fatal 4 Way Ladder Match Before the Match New Day came out and said it was now a Fatal Four Way and a new team was added. They teased it was them but out came the Hardyz!! Hardyz defeated Gallows & Anderson, Cesaro & Sheamus & Enzo & Big Cass in their 2nd Ladder Match on the weekend to become new tag champs after 7 years. Raw Women's Title Elimination Match Bayley(c) defeated Charlotte Flair, Sasha Banks & Nia Jax. Nia, Sasha, and Charlotte were the order of eliminations. US Title Match Kevin Owens defeated Chris Jericho to become US Champion AJ Styles defeated Shane McMahon Kick Off Pre Show Matches: Intercontinental Title Match Dean Ambrose retained his title against Baron Corbin Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal Mojo Rawley last eliminated NXT's Killian Dain and Jinder Mahal with the help of Patriots player Rob Gronkowski. Big Show and Braun Strowman were eliminated early in the match. Cruiserweight Title Match Neville defeated Austin Aries to retain his title. ----------------------------------------------------------------------  NXT TakeOver Orlando Results NXT Championship Match Bobby Roode defeated Shinsuke Nakamura to retain the NXT title. NXT Women's Championship Match Asuka defeated Ember Moon by cheating!!! NXT Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Elimination Match Authors of Pain defeat #DIY & The Revival eliminating first DIY then Revival. Match was pretty awesome. Aliester Black defeated Andrade Cien Almas in his debut. SAniTY defeated Tye Dillinger, Ruby Riot, Roderick Strong and Kassius Ohno when Killian Dain pinned Dillinger. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Raw Results Raw opened with Roman Reigns getting booed out of the building for 15 minutes until he said that the ring is his yard now and left. The Hardy Boyz defended their tag titles against Gallows and Andersons Neville defeated Mustafa Ali while the crowd tossed beach balls around. Vince McMahon came out to announce that Stephanie was hurt last night at Mania after going through a table and will be out for some time. Vince announces that next week will be a draft and that Raw needs a new GM and Teddy Long comes out. Vince says its not him and Teddy says my bad. The new GM is Kurt Angle! Kurt says its true, its drat true! New Day came out and said they really wanted to wrestle at Wrestlemania but tonight they'll have an open challenge instead. Out comes The Revival who tip over their ice cream cart before the match. Revival defeat New Day and after the match they "break" Kofi's leg with their submission double team. Kurt Angle is setting his office up backstage as Enzo and Cass come in. Enzo introduces themselves and Kurt questions if any college does certify Gs. Enzo says how ya doing and Kurt thinks he actually wanted to know, then asks them how they are. Enzo and Cass are fired up wanting to know why the Hardyz were in the ladder match at Mania. Enzo fires off more questions including asking why Goofy and Pluto are treated differently like they are both dogs. Kurt is confused and says he'll give them a #1 contender match against Cesaro & Sheamus. Cass says they're S-A-W-F-T! Kurt says that isn't how you spell soft. Emma returns and teams with Charlotte and Nia Jax against Sasha Banks, Bayley and Dana Brooke. Sasha taps out Charlotte. After the match Charlotte shoves Emma and Nia blaming them. Nia lays out Charlotte to cheers. Sami Zayn is in the back talking off Kurt's ear. Kurt says he's just like him, he has all 3 "I"s just like he did when he was in the WWE. Jinder Mahal storms in and says he was robbed in the Andre by a man named GRONK. Jinder and Sami argue and then Kurt puts them in a match. Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman come out. Heyman tells a story about how Goldberg is no longer going to be in WWE because of them. Heyman says Brock is looking for a new challenger, Maybe Seth Rollins in his match where he beat Triple H. Or the returning Hardyz. Instead Heyman calls out the 2 in Taker's Mania record and declared Brock vs. Roman as the next big match. Heyman says Brock wants to give and open challenge tonight against Roman, while the crowd wants Finn Balor badly and boos the idea of Roman vs. Brock. Instead of Balor or Roman, it is Braun Strowman. He says Roman has Brock's attention, but after Braun is done with Roman he's gonna have Brock's attention and shoves Brock. Brock throws the title down and begs Braun to try something but Braun backs off to loud chants calling him a pussy. Chris Jericho is interviewed backstage. Jericho puts over the crazy crowd of Jericholoics. Jericho says Owens only won because the tip of his finger on the bottom rope. Jericho put's the tip of Owens' finger on the List to a loud reaction. Owens jumps Jericho and so does Samoao Joe. They then put Jericho through a table. Kurt Angle is leaving the trainers room and Seth Rollins asks him if Jericho is able to wrestle tonight and Angle says no but he will find a proper replacement tonight. Cesaro and Sheamus defeat Enzo and Cass to become #1 Contenders to the Raw Tag Titles. Jinder Mahal jumps Sami Zayn before their match. Sami wins though. Finn Balor returned to be Seth Rollins tag partner against Samoa Joe and Kevin Owens. Balor and Rollins defeat Owens and Joe when Balor pins US Champion Kevin Owens. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Smackdown Results
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If stephanie is gone for any significant length of time i will probably start watching hulu raw
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"The Uso"
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Raw was absolutely wonderful. They introduced The Revival perfectly, they introduced Kurt Angle perfectly, they reintroduced Finn perfectly, all of the booking on this show made perfect sense and if they keep up this standard I am so optimistic for the future of Raw.
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Apr 4, 2017 04:13
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One more night of Styles not being on the A-show
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Apr 4, 2017 04:13
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Venomous posted:I am so optimistic for the future of Raw. You are making a big mistake pal
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Apr 4, 2017 04:14
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Destroy My Sweater posted:"The Uso" you cant confirm if they are only one person or not
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Professor Funk posted:You are making a big mistake pal God, I know, but let me have this one night. Just this night.
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Apr 4, 2017 04:14
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Hope WWE uploads the 10 minute ovation Reigns received at the start of the show to youtube
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Apr 4, 2017 04:15
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Ahh, the annual optimism circlejerk where smarks want to believe WWE will continue to push product this good out on a consistent basis, but deep down, they know they wont.
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Venomous posted:God, I know, but let me have this one night. Just this night. I'm afraid even that is too much
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Good episode of Raw, Shield/Newvolution feud delayed at least a week.
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Venomous posted:God, I know, but let me have this one night. Just this night. I, too, want to believe
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Venomous posted:Raw was absolutely wonderful. They introduced The Revival perfectly, they introduced Kurt Angle perfectly, they reintroduced Finn perfectly, all of the booking on this show made perfect sense and if they keep up this standard I am so optimistic for the future of Raw. Nice meltdown.
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Forceholy posted:Ahh, the annual optimism circlejerk where smarks want to believe WWE will continue to push product this good out on a consistent basis, but deep down, they know they wont. The show quality doesn't usually crater until after Summerslam tbh
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Raw didn't do much for me. Crowd was good though.
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Shinjobi posted:Raw didn't do much for me. Crowd was good though. Hey, at least
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Crowd didn't chant for Evil Emma. The worst post Wrestlemania crowd.
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Ragnarok the Red posted:Hey, at least Finn Balòr confirmed better closer than Sam Dyson.
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quote:Roman Reigns is a good guy.
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Roman Reigns is going to save a burning busload of orphans. When he pries open the doors with his bulging arms and the nuns/orphans get a look at their savior through the smoke they will say "nay, nay good sir. Leave us to die, for it is preferable than being saved by the big dog."
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Shinjobi posted:Finn Balòr confirmed better closer than Sam Dyson. Dyson had a rough night but I think the Rangers should give him a bit of rope, perhaps another couple of months
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Intruder posted:Dyson had a rough night but I think the Rangers should give him a bit of rope, perhaps another couple of months Rangers will, but they are not a broken shell of a sports fan like I am.
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Apr 4, 2017 04:44
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It was so telling that Cole, speaking on behalf of WWE, thanked Orlando for the past week when Smackdown is also in Orlando tomorrow. poo poo will never be seen as important.
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Apr 4, 2017 04:44
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so whats TNA claiming copyright over anyway? just the names or the whole concept of matt and jeff doing funny things
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CrcleSqreSanchz posted:Roman Reigns is going to save a burning busload of orphans. When he pries open the doors with his bulging arms and the nuns/orphans get a look at their savior through the smoke they will say "nay, nay good sir. Leave us to die, for it is preferable than being saved by the big dog." Their dying screams, it's still said in whispers among the village residents, sounded a lot like.............like "wow wob"
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I was an idiot and glad to be wrong for once. Also Goldberg proved how to do one of those promos right. Furthermore that Raw was pretty good but I'm scared of the draft.
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CrcleSqreSanchz posted:Roman Reigns is going to save a burning busload of orphans. When he pries open the doors with his bulging arms and the nuns/orphans get a look at their savior through the smoke they will say "nay, nay good sir. Leave us to die, for it is preferable than being saved by the big dog." For any Better Call Saul viewers out there, I think WWE is gonna stage a heroic moment for Roman by having him save a man and his family from falling off a high rise billboard and it will conveniently be filmed and then posted online immediately. This may help him get over.
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Raw was really good and the only thing that really pissed me off about it was them trying to shill that "RAW AFTER MANIA, IT'S OPPOSITE DAY!" poo poo that y'know, kinda buries every other babyface on the roster.
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Venomous posted:Raw was absolutely wonderful. They introduced The Revival perfectly, they introduced Kurt Angle perfectly, they reintroduced Finn perfectly, all of the booking on this show made perfect sense and if they keep up this standard I am so optimistic for the future of Raw. Crowd was good but gently caress the beach ball thing
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The only thing I don't get if they DON'T turn Finn and they don't turn Roman, what the gently caress do he, Seth, and Brock all do? It's a logjam. Maybe #1 Contender Triple Threat while they do Braun/Brock or whatever the gently caress?
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VJeff posted:Raw was really good and the only thing that really pissed me off about it was them trying to shill that "RAW AFTER MANIA, IT'S OPPOSITE DAY!" poo poo that y'know, kinda buries every other babyface on the roster. if i was neville or ali i'd be pissed at vince for making us go out after that
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SamuraiFoochs posted:The only thing I don't get if they DON'T turn Finn and they don't turn Roman, what the gently caress do he, Seth, and Brock all do? It's a logjam. Maybe #1 Contender Triple Threat while they do Braun/Brock or whatever the gently caress? *spins wheel* looks like another triple H vanity run is in order
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SamuraiFoochs posted:The only thing I don't get if they DON'T turn Finn and they don't turn Roman, what the gently caress do he, Seth, and Brock all do? It's a logjam. Maybe #1 Contender Triple Threat while they do Braun/Brock or whatever the gently caress? Nothing really makes sense until next week's draft is what I'm thinking. I think after next week is when we see things finally fall into place.
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