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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Reverand maynard posted:

Here is a thought: economic impact and death caused by war aside, what would the political fallout of SK and NK being reunited? I wouldn't want 25 million uneducated, ignorant, god emperor worshiping fuckers to have a say in my government. They have no leadership other than the fat man himself and their generals. It would probably be at least 20 years before their new northern citizens stopped election nork generals to their senate and who knows how letting them vote on presidential elections would work out. It wasn't that long ago that they went from military dictators to democracy and this would really set their political progress back a number of years if not outright derail it.

Who says the South has to grant them full citizenship including the vote?

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Mmmmmmmm.

https://twitter.com/Phil_Mattingly/status/849631365037535233

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/849631692440653825

Zombietrumpcare now probably dead again and they're blaming the house moderates this time.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Godholio posted:

Who says the South has to grant them full citizenship including the vote?

They don't, but assimilating 25 million impoverished, poorly educated, and thoroughly indoctrinated citizens into a country and then treating them as a disenfranchised serf labor class would be globally condemned even if the North accepted said fate willingly and without resistance.

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

facialimpediment posted:

Zombietrumpcare now probably dead again and they're blaming the house moderates this time.

GOP Will Eat Itself

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

facialimpediment posted:

Mmmmmmmm.

https://twitter.com/Phil_Mattingly/status/849631365037535233

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/849631692440653825

Zombietrumpcare now probably dead again and they're blaming the house moderates this time.

So is Donnie gonna tweet that we need to fight the Moderate Republicans, the HFC, and the Democrats now?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Donnie is going to get somebody from his own party killed by a lunatic and I'm not going to feel the least bit bad about it.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Being trapped in a perpetual quagmire in the middle east is more preferable to having to deal with North Korea in a meaningful way


inb4 the why not both girl appears

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
There's a special election currently ongoing for HHS secretary Tom Price's old seat. It's a weird clusterfuck open primary race where if any candidate captures 50%, they autowin. If no candidate gets 50%, the highest Democrat faces the highest Republican.

There's one Democrat running, named Ossoff, and he's near-ish to 50%. There are like five or six Republicans running and none of them are cracking like 20%, due to the fractured republican field.

So, Republicans are freaked that Ossoff might crack 50% and win before the Republican-Democrat race really starts in a VERY republican district.

.... they're so freaked they're tying Ossoff to Osama bin Laden.

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/849636078239797248

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Bannon has been removed from his National Security Council role.

https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-05/bannon-removed-from-national-security-council-role-in-shakeup

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



http://www.cnbc.com/2017/04/05/steve-bannon-reportedly-removed-from-national-security-council-in-reorganization.html

:tipshat:

Flying_Crab fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Apr 5, 2017

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


picturing McMaster dragging Bannon's fat rear end out of the Situation Room

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

..... holy gently caress

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

eat poo poo bannon

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
I'm kinda terrified to know what straw finally broke the camel's back for Bannon to get yoinked out

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Proud Christian Mom posted:

I'm kinda terrified to know what straw finally broke the camel's back for Bannon to get yoinked out

I wouldn't be really suprised if Bannon himself asked for it so he could go play puppetmaster elsewhere.


CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 16:48 on Apr 5, 2017

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

The US ambassador to the UN is pushing Russia under the bus for the chemical attack in Syria.

PLease guys im almost there

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I kinda doubt think this really means anything.

Bannon is still wormtonguing Trump, so he still has access to everything, and Trump still takes his counsel.



Unless there really was something in the background regarding Bannon being shadow-president that got Trump pissed off enough to put him on a leash. That would actually be funny.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I kinda doubt think this really means anything.

Bannon is still wormtonguing Trump, so he still has access to everything, and Trump still takes his counsel.



Unless there really was something in the background regarding Bannon being shadow-president that got Trump pissed off enough to put him on a leash. That would actually be funny.

Pretty much. I suspect Bannon has other priorities/puppets to play with.

Solaris 2.0
May 14, 2008

Slim Pickens posted:

So is Donnie gonna tweet that we need to fight the Moderate Republicans, the HFC, and the Democrats now?

Over/Under on when, in the next 4 years, Donnie unironically tweets calling for Congress to be dissolved?

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
please go look up over/under bets

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
Why do people always assume that Bannon is this masterful puppetmaster instead of a hack idealogue who lucked his way into power, and has constantly been loving up every major policy he's tried to implement?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Missionary Positron posted:

Why do people always assume that Bannon is this masterful puppetmaster instead of a hack idealogue who lucked his way into power, and has constantly been loving up every major policy he's tried to implement?

He's not a masterful puppetmaster, but he's certainly got his hand part way up Trump's rear end and is moving his mouth.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Missionary Positron posted:

Why do people always assume that Bannon is this masterful puppetmaster instead of a hack idealogue who lucked his way into power, and has constantly been loving up every major policy he's tried to implement?

he's not a good puppet master but donnie is a rly good puppet

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
It's a start. Steve Bannon is living the American dream: no acumen whatsoever to be there other than the spiteful conviction that what came before was corrupt. The sixth string quarterback who always fell on his face in practice but insisted that if only they would put him in, he'd show his true colors. Miraculously, he gets his chance and it's so bad they make him waterboy. If Steve Bannon could succeed at government whatsoever, he'd bring himself in on corruption charges.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Proud Christian Mom posted:

I'm kinda terrified to know what straw finally broke the camel's back for Bannon to get yoinked out

I'm reading three tracts:

1) he was there to keep an eye on Flynn

2) he was there to 'deoperationalize' the NSC, whatever the gently caress that means, and he hasn't been attending meetings because he feels the job is done

3) punishment for whatever because lol donnie

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


So here's a thing

https://twitter.com/keithboykin/status/849651798558298112

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

They couldn't trust him, but they still appointed him.

Jesus gently caress these guys are morons.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

CommieGIR posted:

They couldn't trust him, but they still appointed him.

Jesus gently caress these guys are morons.

https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/849651738525224961

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Sure, I'll believe the guy that ran a pseudo-fascist right-wing rag who had the website optimized for Russian search engines was there to keep an eye on a Russian agent that they didn't know was a Russian agent.

This is whitewashing horseshit. Bannon tried to play kingmaker, lost terribly when it turns out that reality doesn't work like a WoW gold selling scam, and is probably catching heat for both the failure of the AHCA and the rest of Trump's failed policies.

I don't think he's being removed, but this is getting him out of the public eye where he's catching too much flak for being a grotesque failure of a human being.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

facialimpediment posted:

There's a special election currently ongoing for HHS secretary Tom Price's old seat. It's a weird clusterfuck open primary race where if any candidate captures 50%, they autowin. If no candidate gets 50%, the highest Democrat faces the highest Republican.

There's one Democrat running, named Ossoff, and he's near-ish to 50%. There are like five or six Republicans running and none of them are cracking like 20%, due to the fractured republican field.

So, Republicans are freaked that Ossoff might crack 50% and win before the Republican-Democrat race really starts in a VERY republican district.

.... they're so freaked they're tying Ossoff to Osama bin Laden.

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/849636078239797248

There was also a bunch of weird ads about him frat broing it up while the national security state crumbled.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Those bannon removal stories are now 404ing. Did they renege or something?

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
they're all showing up for me, CNN as it as the news alert thing too

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Those bannon removal stories are now 404ing. Did they renege or something?

Drudge and others are claiming that Bannon's security clearance got pulled, but that's false, he still has his clearance.

Edit: ahahahahah Pence tried to punk congress and got caught https://twitter.com/rachaelmbade/status/849654720687984642

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Apr 5, 2017

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

they're all showing up for me, CNN as it as the news alert thing too

Yeah it's a big alert at CBC as well (I try not to use CNN if possible cause I don't like them). The two articles on this page both 404'd for me though. Maybe they're just editing them

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
oh I think the CNBC one just changed its url or something

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/04/05/steve-bannon-reportedly-removed-from-national-security-council-in-reorganization.html

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Those bannon removal stories are now 404ing. Did they renege or something?

There's a period at the end of the cnbc link.


Fixed here.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

https://twitter.com/tnewtondunn/status/849651220205756416

heh

heh

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

At this point, I kinda wish we would. Putin is just letting Assad drop chemical weapons wherever he wants.

poo poo is going on in the UN:

https://twitter.com/tnewtondunn/status/849656419355951106

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Apr 5, 2017

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
haha wow sucks for any of you people still in

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Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Well Bill O'Reilly may be losing advertisers left and right due to his sexual harrasment issues, but there's still one man who thinks O'Reilly is the kind of journalist this world needs.

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