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~Knife taser lighter~ https://www.wish.com/c/5896d74bf4ca0753f0487e39 Don't worry its USB compatible ---------------------------------------------------- ~The Strap In~ NSFW  https://www.wish.com/search/sex#cid=567cd8e152c3692af0a7eab5 No one at your boring office job will know -------------------------------------------------- ~The destined to disapoint~  https://www.wish.com/c/57373bbbac37615d677a0f28 "Hey Dad I know you like being handy and I dont know much about tools and stuff but i got you this bracelet" "Oh, Thanks son" ------------------------------------------------- ~Life size vibrator~  https://www.wish.com/c/567b86b5e966ef3c29e7dd54 The pioneers used to ride these for miles ------------------------------------------------ ITT: useless poo poo have you seen for sale on the internet
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Very good quality and professionally packaged Excellent job op
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Apr 4, 2017 13:41
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idg what the first one is
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Apr 4, 2017 13:45
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Hammerite posted:idg what the first one is Looks like a half knife half stun gun E: all dildo
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Alan Nunn, dying in the wreckage of a road traffic accident, with his dildo pants on and a raging boner: I... regret nothing...
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taobao-media is the best tumblr  
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Apr 4, 2017 13:57
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N. Senada posted:Very good quality and professionally packaged I hope this is in earnest as it tooke more time than I would like to admit to make it
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Apr 4, 2017 14:11
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I'll take the life size vibrator, please
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Apr 4, 2017 14:38
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Now, I'm just spit-ballin' here, but what if they integrated the taser prongs into the knife's serration? An elegant weapon... for a more civilized age.
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Nut to Butt posted:Now, I'm just spit-ballin' here, but what if they integrated the taser prongs into the knife's serration? It has been done... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...ts-himself.html
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Jestery posted:It has been done... 
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Apr 4, 2017 15:35
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Body chair dildo thing is great, really pulls the room together. Great conversation starter!
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Apr 4, 2017 18:10
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I'm replacing all my living room furniture with impossibly large sex toys, anyone got a line on a dildo that functions well as a sofa?
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Dr Cheeto posted:I'm replacing all my living room furniture with impossibly large sex toys, anyone got a line on a dildo that functions well as a sofa? why are you asking us instead of your mom?
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Apr 5, 2017 01:05
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My coworker told me she ordered a bunch of stuff from wish.com now im suspicious
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She was coming on to you
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Blue Train posted:She was coming on you The dream
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Nut to Butt posted:Now, I'm just spit-ballin' here, but what if they integrated the taser prongs into the knife's serration? I was thinking integrate the life size vibrator into the the dildo panties.
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Jestery posted:It has been done... i want to fight a knight in plate mail with this 
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"If you use two blades the current will run through your body *tazes self* "AH gently caress do it again" 
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