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veni veni veni posted:People who fly at stop signs at full speed just to slam on their brakes at the last second. Are you going to hit me or what buddy? Similar to this but people who slowly start to pull out onto the road as you're passing. I can't read your mind I have no idea if you saw me and you're actually going to come out and hit me or not
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Catberry posted:
It's a silly thing to do too cause children's palates actually are a lot more sensitive than those of an adults and foods taste a lot stronger to them. Adults just seem to assume children taste things the same as they do and it's not true at all, your sense of taste just gradually weakens over time. It's why my grandparents cover basically every single savory food with black pepper
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Apr 17, 2017 21:12
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honda whisperer posted:Are you actively passing someone? Continue on and gently caress tailgaters.
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Apr 18, 2017 01:04
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The General posted:I have never seen somebody do this in my life. I am sorry for you, because I would probably blow a gasket if I saw that IRL. I do it but I don't think I really thought about it before now. Are there no left handed people who do the opposite it just feels more natural to use your dominant hand to shovel food into your mouth
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Apr 18, 2017 01:05
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Mezzanine posted:No, I don't camp out in the fast lane. I made a point of saying that I go at least a little above the speed limit because the impatient fucks will always show up whenever someone in the right lane decides to match speeds with me. Now I've got the impatient gently caress on my rear end, and my options are 1) Go way over the speed limit in order to completely pass, then let the impatient gently caress through, or 2) Slow down and get behind the right lane. Both of these will likely cause an accident, because some impatient gently caress just HAS to go faster. I don't mean to be rude but if you refuse to go at least 10 miles over the speedlimit on the highway you are an old lady who shouldn't be driving on a highway
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Apr 18, 2017 02:14
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Mezzanine posted:Highways are no problem. I know I'm a 35 yo male old lady so I stay in the right two lanes then. I was talking more about, y'know, curvy local two-lane roads where the posted limit is 45, I'll stay between 50-55. Sorry to be so vague and/or pedantic. Shoulda just said "I hate tailgaters". It's ok my last four posts including this one have involve the term old lady so I'm kinda boxing myself in with this insult
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Apr 18, 2017 02:54
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Tiggum posted:Only normal for Americans. Everyone else in the world thinks you look like stupid children eating that way. Tiggum even other Australians think your view on food is weird let's not get uppity at the other countries
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Apr 18, 2017 11:14
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HaB posted:This. The word you are looking for is voila. See also: "per say" and "for all intensive purposes". It's an inside joke nigga
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Apr 18, 2017 13:12
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:As opposed to a field joke nigga??? I don't know sports terms. Is field the baseball equivalent to portside
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Apr 18, 2017 18:35
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ArtIsResistance posted:People who call jokes made with people they post with who wouldn't give a poo poo if you died inside jokes Weren't you permabanned or something
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Apr 18, 2017 18:35
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Yeah that's not even "an obnoxious little thing" rolling coal should be cause for a posse to get together and destroy the loving truck entirely
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Apr 24, 2017 20:46
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Pick posted:You just lost the game. I don't get it
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Apr 24, 2017 21:17
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Pick posted:You just lost the game. Wait I looked it up didn't you lose this too technically. Is that how this thing is supposed to spread
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Apr 24, 2017 21:21
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Rolo posted:I legit miss the habit. I'll be hosed if I'm gonna be a vape person because it is not the same, so I just had to quit instead of dying painfully. Vaping is so unrewarding. I've never been a smoker unless I'm drunk or something but a cigarette is actually a fun social tool and tastes good. Vaping is none of that
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Apr 27, 2017 02:39
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Sic Semper Goon posted:I once got the angry death glare from a waitress behind the counter of a bar a friend and I went to once, the entire time I was there. I always figure a lot of the time this happens they're either trying to figure out if you're a different person that they know or they've already mistaken you for that person
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May 7, 2017 16:36
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I hate when people post fake news headlines or articles in the Funny News Headlines thread. It's not funny if an alligator eats a naked nun if it's not real! The only humor that exists in 99% of the titles is the absurdity of them actually being a thing or a legit mistype or something. You can tell fake news sites pretty much immediately. That sort of thing wouldn't piss me off so much if it wasn't like every third one posted and the fact that the OP is to blame for most of them
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May 8, 2017 06:30
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I hate those ads on sites you have to slide all the way up the screen to get through them like you're rolling up a sleeve or something Similarly it drives me crazy when sites deliberately load ads slower so if you try to click a link you'll click the ad instead. And they're usually littered like minefields around the actual links. Cracked is one of the worst for that
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May 25, 2017 10:35
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Fried Watermelon posted:Whenever a webpage tries to shame me for not turning off ad block or subscribing to their newsletter https://t.co/nUWWlpKX9R
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May 26, 2017 15:33
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Jerry Cotton posted:If my co-workers hadn't pointed out all the mistakes I'd made I would never have learned anything. Positive reinforcement is a myth perpetuated by bad people. In a kitchen atmosphere it's really dumb and people only do it because Gordon Ramsey and Anthony Bourdain glorified it. Chefs who think they have to act like they're angry TV celebrities suck and negatively impact the kitchen under them til they're left with the only people asaholeish and misanthropic enough to stay. It's dumb and unnecessary. There are team jobs way more high stress than restaurant work that don't feel the need to treat everyone like poo poo because they don't have that dumb archetype built up around them
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May 26, 2017 21:14
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om nom nom posted:In a kitchen atmosphere if some idiot is loving up I will most assuredly let them know immediately. I won't call them an idiot, the first time, but mistakes need to be addressed and corrected, especially in an environment where the job is constant repetition and the goal is the flawless reproduction of various dishes; mistakes that are not addressed become bad habits very quickly. And then the idiot with low self esteem gets fired because he always fucks up, rather than feeling a little down for a little while, but learning what he should be doing and fixing the mistake. I'm not arguing against correcting people who are doing stuff incorrectly, just against where that leads some restaurants into becoming toxic work environment hell holes because "that's the way it has to be". It's not. There's no reason for an entire kitchen to dump on the new guy like it's some sort of hazing ritual, cause new people are gonna gently caress up. I'm not saying they should be coddled but you shouldn't be sending people home feeling like poo poo every night because that's somehow how you've come to view cooking culture
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May 27, 2017 03:15
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Also amusement parks like disney. People there are already idiots regarding walking without plowing into people, and the presence of a shitload of the tank-sized quadruple wide strollers makes it hell on earth. Your precious princess 1 year old isn't going to remember the trip anyway, leave her with a babysitter. Eh that's more for the parents than the kid. The baby's still going to be reacting to things and it'll be a nice memory/picture opportunity for the future
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May 27, 2017 22:27
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Master Twig posted:People who name their children Aiden, or anything that rhymes with it, make me unreasonably angry. 
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May 28, 2017 04:27
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Cowslips Warren posted:Obnoxious thing: having a loving Comicon in late May/June. WTF Phoenix! Who arranges that poo poo, when it's 100* outside and likely close to that inside the buildings with all the body heat? I really would like to go, but the temperature always puts me off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PYt0SDnrBE
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May 28, 2017 17:49
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I'm not sure what automatic phone update did it but something erased my saved terms etc in my word bank and now it won't even remember swear words. Like it will correct them every time. Did I accidentally download some weird kids or Christian censor app without noticing? I post here on the awful app the majority of the time so it's pretty obnoxious to post something and then realize I have to edit it cause my phone made it look like a markov bot did it Edit: whoops meant for this to go in the complaint thread. Still some person must be behind this Aesop Poprock has a new favorite as of 10:30 on May 29, 2017 |
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May 29, 2017 10:28
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Thread content: arguing with Tiggum. He's either a bad troll whose gimmick is being the densest motherfucker on the planet, or he is actually the densest motherfucker on the planet. He's 1/3 each both of those and 1/3 sincere from what I can tell Except for the bad part. Bad trolls don't get responses but Tiggum still even triggers me from time to time
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May 29, 2017 10:51
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yo rear end is grass posted:My cousin recently had a daughter. She named her Fall. Are you legally expected to name your kid? I think it'd be hilarious if you just let your kid grow up to name themselves whatever they wanted
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May 29, 2017 11:46
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bean_shadow posted:Why would you take a newborn to Disney World? If it's wrong to question that, then fine, I'm wrong. I don't have a kid, but my sister has a 7 month old and as a family it's fun to bring her places and see her reactions to things if we're out together. Disney world would be utterly exhausting for a baby but I understand the sentiment behind it. My parents brought me to Disney world when I was 1 and the pictures from that are the only ones I have of me and my great grandparents who died before I could remember them
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May 29, 2017 14:05
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Khazar-khum posted:We have a booth at many festivals and renfaires and such. I understand wanting to bring the babby, maybe for pictures like you said, or just to get out of the house for a bit and get the kid some air. But jfc, if you're going to take a little babby, make sure it has a hat or some kind of shade. It drives me crazy to see moms chatting while the little guy helplessly roasts away. I had a big goofy floppy safari hat on
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Sic Semper Goon posted:Dunno about you, but every Craig I've known has been a prick and a criminal. My best friend is named Craig and he just got married and he's awesome and I'm gonna go stay with him for a weekend. Keep your Craig prejudice to yourself!
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Jun 14, 2017 23:25
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Jerry Cotton posted:RIP goon Aesop Poprock, latest victim of Married Craig the Long Con Week-End Guest Serial Murderer. There's no way that's going to happen...
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Thin Privilege posted:Final Fantasy VII sucks, it IS a fact It's not bad at all people are jerks about it grrr
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Jun 16, 2017 00:02
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Lindsey is the only person to come from TGWTG who is worth anything other than the cinema snob and even he's got more misses than she does. Or I guess Todd in the Shadows if analysis of pop music is your thing
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Jun 21, 2017 07:36
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Mu Zeta posted:Who the hell owns a horse. I hate anyone that owns a horse. Welcome to Amish country, friend. The buggies lose their charm pretty quick when they're blocking tight busy roads and there's poo poo everywhere
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Jun 30, 2017 01:31
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Thin Privilege posted:People who are super I can't think of a single person I know, grandparents included, who have this pussy-rear end belief and are vocal about it which is why it's so weird how many of them exist on SA. Driving around/with those goons might be infuriating. Get the gently caress out of the way idiots it's not insulting your personal honor if you're already too scared to go 60 in a 55, you are already too far gone to deserve respect
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especially to the point where they have that smug look on their face and there's absolutely no way to convince them to even listen. It's INFURIATING. Currently I'm specifically thinking about driving, and assholes who think they're better than you because of how they drive. This anger started when I saw a minivan with a bumper sticker that said, "the closer you get the slower I go." gently caress you guy. And you'll see it here sometimes too, a goon who brags about being in the passing lane going 55 because "people shouldn't be going over the speed limit."
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Tiggum posted:People who act like not breaking the law is somehow the obnoxious or inconsiderate option. If someone's driving under the limit, that's a reasonable thing to complain about, but if you're whinging because you're being forced to drive at the speed limit because the person in front of you is, the problem there is you. Just drive at the right speed and reach your destination about half a minute later. It's really not a big deal. Passing lanes are for passing and you're legally allowed to exceed the speed limit to do so. If some jackass is controlling the lane for no reason then they're in the wrong
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Jerry Cotton posted:Not in any country I know of. In my state (PA) it's literally against the law to refuse to move out of the way of faster traffic if you're in the left lane
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Jun 30, 2017 03:15
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honda whisperer posted:I'll never park in the passing lane because gently caress those people but I swear to god if you crawl up my rear end because I'm not speeding enough I'll go 20 under just to spite you. Just get out of the way of the speed psychos, why would you try to make a dumb situation worse by escalating it? That's like walking up to a crazy ranting street person in the street and slapping them
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Jun 30, 2017 03:26
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Jerry Cotton posted:That is not the same thing at all. Speeding on the left lane is exactly 100% as illegal as speeding anywhere else, in PA or any other state. Why are you such a loving pussy
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Jun 30, 2017 03:45
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food court bailiff posted:lol you get upset to the point of whining on the internet like a lil fuckin' bitch when your neighbors bathe, don't throw stones here Snoo isn't as bad as she was in her teens but like a 4th of this thread is her complaining about her neighbors doing basically anything you would expect neighbors in a lovely apartment complex to do. We get it they smoke weed and they're loud, we don't need to be reminded of it every couple pages
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The Snoo posted:aw come on I haven't mentioned that in nearly a month It's just this thread. Everywhere else you're fine now, you just come off as oblivious to normal every day life
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