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Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Bedminster is like an hour from the shore, you ruined my immersion by saying that he landed at the beach :argh:

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Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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But the shore is out of the way altogether (unless you count things like the Chesapeake Bay and you're probably not surfing there) :arghfist::pilot:

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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I'm not even sure what's happening anymore. Is this our victory we're deciding on? If so A

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Trump has learned many things from on the job learning with mentors.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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AJ_Impy posted:

C: We can't afford to be seen drunk. Mainline coke and heroin instead.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Nyaa posted:

I would like to warn everyone of the drug-like experience that everyone are going to suffer tonight. :gonk:

Really this just described the entire thread so fire away I guess

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Ask our chief of cyber, Baron Trump, what all the nerds are really up to

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Plan Blasphemer and Impy

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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The world wonders

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Did we just build a wall and make NASA pay for it?

Anyway, E, ramble incoherently about how this is all a plot by the Demoncrats to enslave humanity, how you know that SO CALLED scientists are really behind this, and how you'll be the savior of mankind through religious freedom.

Then call in the loyal red blooded American army men to kill all of them.


We are the Best President.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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This glorious clusterfuck of a CYOA :magical:

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Ted Nugent

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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As an American, I find solace in being creepy. I'm hoping for more of the Kari Byron looking scientist in team USA.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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What? Don't over think it, just have the reenactment involve attractive women dreaming that they're in "sensible" swim wear while in the desert. You did Miss Universe, you can do this.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Mr. Nemo posted:

We need our daughter on this show.

Think about it, the three generations together. Two beautiful women, and us squished between them. Heavenly


We're really just trying to have Nyaa write The Aristocrats, aren't we.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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D, E

Praise him for his filial piety, but remind him that there's no time for conflict. Shame his coworkers as well. Admonish the EU and explain that their Bloc is failing because they cannot stop squabbling, unlike the UNITED states, or China. Warn them that if they don't do something good soon, they will ALL be (even bigger) losers.

CourValant posted:

:love::love:

I've been meaning to ask this for quite some time now; how do I get a fancy forum avatar like yours? With the animation and everything?

Buy one, you can use a gif within certain limits.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Yes, up at the menu bars at the top are options to purchase things like a platinum account, or a custom Avatar, or a smiley. Those people with red text you see? Someone cares enough about poo poo posting to spend $20 to shame them.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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But yes, generally you either find something, make something, or ask someone to make you something

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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About time SOMETHING figured out how important we are!

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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AJ_Impy posted:

C. Redistribute the throne to the People.

We won't sit on a throne of lies. This blighted hell scape is a vision, a vision of the end of a class war, where oligarchs rule over nothing.

alpaca diseases posted:

C - Look disheveled

Yes also this, but always. Never comb our hair.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Outrail posted:

How does Bernie look so disheveled and make people think 'there goes a frumpy, decent meaning guy' and yet look at another politician who can't dress himself and think 'gently caress me what a gormless rear end in a top hat'?

The distinction appears when they open their mouths.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Bernie Sanders and Bernie Sanders

We are all Bernie SANDERS!!!

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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BCDFINU, the covfefe of this timeline

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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1D: The Strength of the American People
2E
3J

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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B, no rest until all Americans have a chair.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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gently caress it, C

Volmarias
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B Long Live The Queen :unsmigghh:

Volmarias
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K: Trumpsylvania, a land where everyone appears as beautiful and intelligent as myself. Billboards and advertisements with my face are everywhere, outlined in gold trim. In fact, huh, those people don't just look like me, they look EXACTLY like me... Will I thrive in this land where everyone understands me perfectly, or will I be just another great deal maker?

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Rally the common people to my cause by insinuating that the fake trumps do not have real birth certificates

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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No, because he has the BEST health, there's no one healthier than El Presidente

I wish I were joking but there was an entire thing about this during the election.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Make a false promise that we will give them amnesty and allow them to stay in Trumpsylvania, as hard working members of society.

Nyaa remains a treasure that we just don't deserve on these forums

Volmarias fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Oct 25, 2017

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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D because GOD I want to see what Nyaa writes for that.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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This is pretty good, but we still need an "Ivanka", maybe one of those "ladies" from earlier could take on a new role?

Volmarias
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Nyaa posted:

There are plenty of queen and princesses out there that fit better, we can’t have low born be our wife, are you mad!? Also, do we really want a STRONG WOMAN with us?

CEO round table meeting next update.

There's only one princess but she's not here, so we need a surrogate :colbert:

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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I don't understand what's even happening but I love it. Are we one of the warring races now?

Looking forward to our showdown with The Terminator.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Is every other Trump dead, or was the city subdued?

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Nyaa posted:

I have signed a non-disclosure agreement with the uhh... nice guys who knocked in my door at 2:30pm and all i can say is the other trump are now sleeping... underground.

Underdark fortress confirmed :neckbeard:

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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I believe you mean the best water

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Trump is enough of a marketer to realize that you don't want something called Bronze, even for working shlubs. Silver -> Gold -> Platinum -> Diamond.

These are, incidentally, named after the price you pay for them.

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Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Nyaa posted:

Pretty sure Platinum isn't a thing during medieval era. They are discovered in the 1700, but sure, Trump don't give a drat about availability anyway.

So the existence of platinum is where the fantasy world with orcs and gnomes falls apart? :colbert:

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