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vanisher

*polishes bar with rag, eyeing characters in room*

ooc: i'm the bartender

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vanisher

ooc: brb getting something to drink real quick don't do anything crazy



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vanisher

ooc: back (just water)

*polishes bar*



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alnilam

*eyes around the room shiftily and looks lik the devil*

alnilam

ooc: I'm the character who eyes around the room shiftily and looks like the devil

vanisher

ooc: omg that's awesome

*polishes bar*



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Fuck My Ass
*is han solo*

*sits at bar*

"Hows it going"

*looks around*

"I'll have what he is having"




Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

Fuck My Ass

alnilam posted:

ooc: I'm the character who eyes around the room shiftily and looks like the devil




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vanisher

*brings han solo the drink the devil dude is having*

Here ya go ya bloke, now gimme them credits

ooc: i'm a bad guy



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vanisher posted:

*brings han solo the drink the devil dude is having*

Here ya go ya bloke, now gimme them credits

ooc: i'm a bad guy

*hands over credit reluctantly*

so... any hot twi'leks around these parts?




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vanisher

ooc: lets not get into sex stuff k

Hell yeah I pounded three last week

ooc: it's not a sex thing go with it



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vanisher posted:

ooc: lets not get into sex stuff k

Hell yeah I pounded three last week

ooc: it's not a sex thing go with it

*takes a long swig out of his drink* "cool"

ooc: There is some commotion and darth vader appears to be outside.




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vanisher

Oh snap Han better finish your drink

ooc: wait in real life or in the rp



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vanisher posted:

Oh snap Han better finish your drink

ooc: wait in real life or in the rp

ooc: darth vader is outside my house irl




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Macnult

*walks in hoping to not be mistaken for a tusken raider*

"Some guy named Tater is outside looking for someone. Err.. Vader, I mean, I think."

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Macnult posted:

*walks in hoping to not be mistaken for a tusken raider*

"Some guy named Tater is outside looking for someone. Err.. Vader, I mean, I think."

*eyes the man suspiciously as he may be a tusken raider.*

*whispers to barkeeper* whats your policy on tusken raiders.




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FutonForensic

*complains about blanche having sex with too many men and rose being an idiot*

ooc: I'm bea arthur


vanisher

I don't like 'em!

ooc: remember i'm a bad guy WAIT if I'm a bad guy I should like them because they are bad guys too

I LOVE 'EM!

ooc: oh snap vaders like a sith dude, just play it cool maybe he's like checking out your yard or something and will move along



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Fuck My Ass
ooc: I am illegally carrying a concealed handgun and I plan on using it to shoot the bartender.

*waves over to barkeep* "Hey pal can you come here a minute"




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vanisher

ooc: i'm true to the rp and my character doesn't know what you say ooc but plz be nice k

sup dude



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Macnult

*wants to order a drink but ain't about to raise my hand with that obviously strapped smuggler dude eyeing me down*

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vanisher posted:

ooc: i'm true to the rp and my character doesn't know what you say ooc but plz be nice k

sup dude

whispers to the barkeep: I have a gun, I want everyone on the ground hands where I can see them this is a stick up.




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Chasterson

by Nyc_Tattoo
bwoop bwoop I'm a starwars robot haha

*I take my first droid steps into the bar before falling to the ground

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Macnult

Chasterson posted:

bwoop bwoop I'm a starwars robot haha

*I take my first droid steps into the bar before falling to the ground

*looks over*

"Just the droid I was looking for!"

*helps droid up, hoping that dude isn't still eyeing me suspiciously*

Fuck My Ass
ooc: Ugh gentlemen I would appreciate an IC reaction to the fact that I am robbing the cantina. Game Masters can we step in here




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Matoi Ryuko


boo do do do too doo do do dooo doo boo do doo doot doot doo da doo doot doo doo

Macnult

ooc: you only whispered to the barkeep I have no idea you're tryna rob the place

Macnult

Matoi Ryuko posted:

boo do do do too doo do do dooo doo boo do doo doot doot doo da doo doot doo doo

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Matoi Ryuko posted:

boo do do do too doo do do dooo doo boo do doo doot doot doo da doo doot doo doo




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vanisher

ooc: lol @ robots

Arr, its not a stickup if I have a light saber!

ooc: oh yeah I'm a Jedi too

vanisher

*polishes bar*

cda

by Hand Knit
*I sit in a dark corner with my bandmates between sets, fondling my jizz*

Ooc: I am a jizz master

cda

by Hand Knit
*I fondle my jizz some more*

ooc: I am fond of my jizz

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cda posted:

*I sit in a dark corner with my bandmates between sets, fondling my jizz*

Ooc: I am a jizz master




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joke_explainer


Nothing like a day in the cantina listening to the thrilling sound of all that beautiful jizz.

*admires one musician's jizz thoughtfully*

hey everyone! i'm a convicted criminal! just thought I'd announce it to the bar! probably quite the bounty to bring me in since I've got the DEATH SENTENCE!

ooc: apparently this is a past time to yell your crimes and such in cantinas, though with the proliferation of bounty hunters this seems like a phenomenally bad idea, but when in rome

joke_explainer


*to other patrons at bar* i was tried in absentia for crimes, which they convicted me of, and now agents of the law are trying to bring me to justice. fun fact: this is in fact the exact reason bounty hunters exist at all, not generally just randomly kidnapping people for money. so what do you do?

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

I put the bar in a bag
"HA! I just bagged me a bar!"
ooc: i must be very big huh wow

HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
*Hobbles in with a walking stick aug for a hand, a long wiry beard (literally wires), and a corn-cob vape in mouth*
"BLAST HIM"
"WHY'S IT DARK OUT?"
"YOU'RE NOT MY GRAND-DROID"
Ooc: I'm a droid from phantom menace who is now senile

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

HotSoapyBeard posted:

*Hobbles in with a walking stick aug for a hand, a long wiry beard (literally wires), and a corn-cob vape in mouth*
"BLAST HIM"
"WHY'S IT DARK OUT?"
"YOU'RE NOT MY GRAND-DROID"
Ooc: I'm a droid from phantom menace who is now senile

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Whorelord

Jump into the well...

*walks into cantina, is a sith lord*

hello everyone, lovely day on tattooine isn't it?

*moves up to the bar*

good day to you, fine barkeep, could i trouble you for a pint of your finest ale please?

ooc: this is my character do you like it?

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