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OK, fine… 420 parsecs, blaze it. get it? Do you get it now? hey, do you get it? hey man. |
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What I have done up to now is nothing, I am only at the beginning of the course I must run, I can no longer obey, I have tasted epic win, and I cannot give it up.
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Apr 5, 2017 23:33
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Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker are focusing hard on a task in the back of the Cantina on Tatooine. Try as he may, Luke was finding it impossible to use a pair of metallic eating sticks that other sentient creatures had mastered the use of long ago. At this rate, Luke would starve to death. In an exasperated tone, Obi-Wan shouted, USE THE FORK, LUKE! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 5, 2017 23:35
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*stands in the corner bobbing up and down going "GONK. GONK. GONK."* |
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Apr 6, 2017 00:26
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gently caress My rear end posted:OOC: I'm now a teenage anarchist |
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Apr 6, 2017 02:05
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ooc: I'm drinking and chilling with some Jawas. One of them has had way too much to drink, his friends and I have convinced him that I'm a sarlacc breeder |
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Apr 6, 2017 03:11
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Macnult posted:ooc: I'm drinking and chilling with some Jawas. One of them has had way too much to drink, his friends and I have convinced him that I'm a sarlacc breeder
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Apr 6, 2017 03:39
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Lastgirl posted:*saunters up to jukebox and mashes button* ooc: drat your backstory really rules. I should work on mine. |
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Apr 6, 2017 03:41
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whoa! that's a really fancy hat you got there. or is it a mask? idk, but man. nice outfit. you really stand out. |
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Apr 6, 2017 03:43
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Splatmaster posted:The doors swing quickly open with a loud BANG! as a lone figure walks in, glances around the room, and gives everyone looking his way a dark, menacing glare. He walks into the back of the cantina, oblivious to all else that may be going on. He searches around for something, and finds what he is looking for. He strides purposefully into the bathroom, walks up to the first empty urinal, and settles himself into place. Tonight he would melt ALL of the ice cubes, he trained for this at the Jedi Academy and he was ready... the Force was with him! Good eve or day Sir! I hear there's a lot of bounty hunting going on these days. May I provide you with the finest asswipe rag? Silk from Naboo, made of Jar-Jar Bink's penis fed straight to the worms! Especially prized because of... y'know. How much everyone hated him. Or, Sir, I could offer an inferior wipe for the second business! Or a space mint? Imported by Jabba himself. If you are looking for an even rarer delicacy, the barkeep knows 'm all... I could tell of more... salacious pleasures my good man!! ooc: Shuld my char hav a coxkney accent? I no its not canin, but itd be soo kewl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm loving this rp. I'm pretty much an expert. Did you know thAt captain pickard started out as a restroom attendant????? NO DRAMA but i got the kewlest char. Ok guys I'm actually a lot older at 14 so I can help anybody with the OV call me, bbm me or im anytime you want.(Insert here: waaay too much personal info). Also not a big deal but the barkeep is my gf, ok? She lives in canada. We got a 5 week anniversary coming up. NO DRAMA!!!! |
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Apr 6, 2017 05:33
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Darkman Fanpage posted:*clumps in on stubby metal feet, a guttural GONK being issued. the gnk power droid has arrived in the cantina to provide patrons with a convenient power source for all of their mobile device power needs. waddling over to the bar the sand colored metal box on legs seems unconcerned by the going-ons around it, knowing only that it must provide energy to those who might require it.* *charges my space iphone, thanks gnk politely* |
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Apr 6, 2017 07:11
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:*charges my space iphone, thanks gnk politely* GONK |
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Apr 6, 2017 13:32
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Splatmaster posted:Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker are focusing hard on a task in the back of the Cantina on Tatooine. Try as he may, Luke was finding it impossible to use a pair of metallic eating sticks that other sentient creatures had mastered the use of long ago. At this rate, Luke would starve to death. In an exasperated tone, Obi-Wan shouted, ooc: lol! *Sits down at a table and orders some food, frusterated at cutting through their plate and table with the mini lightsaber provided as a knife.* Darkman Fanpage posted:*clumps in on stubby metal feet, a guttural GONK being issued. the gnk power droid has arrived in the cantina to provide patrons with a convenient power source for all of their mobile device power needs. waddling over to the bar the sand colored metal box on legs seems unconcerned by the going-ons around it, knowing only that it must provide energy to those who might require it.* *Looks at the droid, wondering if power droids are considered the sluts of the droid community, just getting plugged in to and giving everyone what they want and taking it*
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Apr 6, 2017 17:42
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Honestly, I always preferred Figrin D'an's solo work. |
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Apr 6, 2017 18:28
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*Ugh. Why'd today hafta be egg salad???* (It's my birthday  )ooc: (It's my birthday )
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Apr 6, 2017 18:50
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*gets into a friendly but spirited debate with the guy next to me about whether we have, like, microscopic creatures inside of us that connect us all* |
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Apr 6, 2017 18:57
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google THIS posted:*gets into a friendly but spirited debate with the guy next to me about whether we have, like, microscopic creatures inside of us that connect us all* *from another table* Ugh not you guys again!!!!!! |
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Apr 6, 2017 19:34
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google THIS posted:*gets into a friendly but spirited debate with the guy next to me about whether we have, like, microscopic creatures inside of us that connect us all* Look, everyone knows theres two things you don't talk about at the cantina, Rebels vs. Empire, and the Force.
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Apr 6, 2017 19:34
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*walks into the club like whaddup I got a big bok* ooc: im the guy with the pig nose
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Apr 6, 2017 20:25
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*i am a space janitor who is mopping the floor but rolls a 1 and forgets to place a wet floor sign* |
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Apr 6, 2017 21:18
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Any other Beggar's Canyon wamprats in the house?
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Apr 6, 2017 22:35
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Splatmaster posted:Any other Beggar's Canyon wamprats in the house? *bullseyes you* that's why i face capital punishment in 12 systems. that and probably like trafficking or something. man, why don't I get a movie? 12 whole planets had independent tribunals and agree to have me killed? maybe i'm just a really insufferable media critic or something |
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Apr 8, 2017 06:08
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band leader: "Thank you all for coming out here tonight. Here's one of our more popular tunes." "one, two, three" Matoi Ryuko posted:boo do do do too doo do do dooo doo boo do doo doot doot doo da doo doot doo doo |
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Apr 8, 2017 06:17
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Lead sax: Ba doobie doodloodie doobie... badoo be doobie... ba ba Badoodloobie doobie dabbidy da.. bada ba ba badaaaa Backing singer one: "Aaaaaarrnold" Backing singer two: "Move it football head!" HotSoapyBeard fucked around with this message at 09:13 on Apr 8, 2017 |
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Apr 8, 2017 09:09
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*walks into cantina* Me: I don't like the vibe here, let's go to another place *walks out of cantina*
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Twenty Four posted:Look, everyone knows theres two things you don't talk about at the cantina, Rebels vs. Empire, and the Force. Lmbo |
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Apr 9, 2017 08:19
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I stab someone I'm wearing mandalorian armor, fight me ---------------- |
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Apr 9, 2017 08:23
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Hi all, I am the ice cream maker guy recently escaped from cloud city. I figure a hot desert planet would be a great place to set up my "hot dessert planet" line of cold confectionery chain restaurants.
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Apr 9, 2017 14:01
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birds posted:*walks into cantina* Pfft, where you gonna go? Mos Espa? |
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Apr 9, 2017 21:34
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Aubergine Mage posted:Pfft, where you gonna go? Mos Espa? no he is going to Alderaan
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Apr 9, 2017 23:15
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gently caress My rear end posted:no he is going to Alderaan lmao owned |
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Apr 10, 2017 00:36
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gently caress My rear end posted:no he is going to Alderaan I bet he couldn't even afford a glass of water in an Alderaan cantina, but I hear the Empire's making a visit there so maybe prices'll go down!! |
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Apr 10, 2017 06:55
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Apr 10, 2017 10:19
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my space prostitute has a degree in space accounting but found it way too stifling only real downside of the job so far has been servicing clients from Kl'Kax, who cannot get off without some form of accounting jargon or paraphernalia |
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Apr 10, 2017 19:43
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Manifisto posted:my space prostitute has a degree in space accounting but found it way too stifling those guys get hard if they see a space calculator |
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Apr 10, 2017 21:44
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Aubergine Mage posted:those guys get hard if they see a space calculator *me, a giant space calculator wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora, gets really embarassed and pays the bill*
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Apr 10, 2017 22:28
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*is stormtrooper wearing armor but has a large poncho and sombrero on and is disguised* radio-crackly-voice: "Have you seen any rebels around lately or maybe even some Jedi?" ooc: my character is actually a bad guy with a heart of gold so don't be worried about outing yourself.
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Happy halloween |
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Apr 11, 2017 21:15
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*shoots a bunch but misses every shot* 'it's true what they say about your kind! You-you're unstoppable!'
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*finishes drink* and I'm n-not a f... h*ckin' tusken raider |
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