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FluffieDuckie

City of Glompton showed me this website: https://www.opulentitems.com where they make really intense sofas for intense sofa lovers. One of the parts of the site is “customer photos,” where real customers send in pictures of the intense sofas in their natural habitat.



I don’t know about you, but to me nothing says “opulent” like a big red couch in the middle of a castle tower surrounded by pictures of owls.

Except for maybe a gigantic fireplace-blocking S-sofa in the middle of a tiny room:


You can see more here: https://www.opulentitems.com/customer-photos-sofas

After marveling at these photos for a while, I got to thinking. They’re opulent, all right. But are they as opulent as they could be? Could they be more opulent? I think they could.



Okay, that’s more opulent. But is it truly opulent? Help me, BYOB!

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alnilam


lol

i won't be able to contribute for a couple days but after that i hope to

cda

by Hand Knit
Nice. I added a couple of more classic touches.

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FutonForensic


City of Glompton

lol awesome, good idea Duckie


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

vanisher

This is a good idea and I'm going to contribute something here in a sec but for now



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cda

by Hand Knit

I can haz moar opulence?

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cda posted:

I can haz moar opulence?



cat house trap house lmao




Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

Historical Wizards


I feel really bad at laughing at it so much, but that g*sh d*rn S-sofa picture. It's just so perfect


Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig

the littlest prince


Historical Wizards posted:

I feel really bad at laughing at it so much, but that g*sh d*rn S-sofa picture. It's just so perfect

it could really do with a couple people nervously standing near it, wondering if they're allowed to sit on it or not

Lastgirl


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

cda posted:

Nice. I added a couple of more classic touches.



thats awesome





Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS


thank you opulent sofas

cda

by Hand Knit

Putty posted:



thank you opulent sofas

lol

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treasure bear

i want to lash a few of these together and set sail on a swashbuckling + comfy adventure

FactsAreUseless

[an 18th century French peasant starts trying to build a guillotine big enough for these sofas]

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

FactsAreUseless posted:

[an 18th century French peasant starts trying to build a guillotine big enough for these sofas]

Imagine being the Sofa Pimpernel, and trying to figure out how to smuggle one of these sofas to England.

FactsAreUseless

FactsAreUseless

P.S. it all scans

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
I think a sofa for my sofa would be the ultimate in opulance. Like a pull-out sofa, but more opulent. I would for sure want my sofa set to be modular. Each modular piece would grant me more powers the more I collected, and if I got all five, I would be a God.

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Fuck My Ass




Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

vanisher



this one reminded me of smaug but as a sofa

City of Glompton

vanisher posted:



this one reminded me of smaug but as a sofa


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Robot Made of Meat

vanisher posted:



this one reminded me of smaug but as a sofa

Well, it certainly doesn't remind me of a functional piece of furniture!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

City of Glompton

treasure bear posted:

i want to lash a few of these together and set sail on a swashbuckling + comfy adventure


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

vanisher


lol tb hitching a ride



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

City of Glompton

(sorry I'm lazy bout the edges)


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Manifisto



sweet

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

The god dang sofa boat

Peg Sliderskew


The most opulent oubliette.



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Elusif

cda

by Hand Knit

vanisher posted:



this one reminded me of smaug but as a sofa

Smaug <3 Opulence

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lol at all these

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SniperWoreConverse



Cybernetic couch
my couch knows the future

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Fredflonston


SniperWoreConverse posted:

Cybernetic couch
my couch knows the future



"Yea this baby comes fully encrypted strait off the truck."

cda

by Hand Knit

Fredflonston posted:



"Yea this baby comes fully encrypted strait off the truck."

that thing's got angry eyes

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FactsAreUseless

cda posted:

that thing's got angry eyes
It looks like Crow from MST3K.

Fredflonston


cda posted:

that thing's got angry eyes

Its concentrating real good

A Spider Covets


what do its couch eyes see?

City of Glompton

A Spider Covets posted:

what do its couch eyes see?



Oh no. They're barely wearing any clothes. Seriously? I haven't been scotchguarded recently, I really hope they aren't considering...oh...oh god. They've coming over here. They can't possibly think this is a good idea.


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

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vanisher

All I see now is dragons when looking at these

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