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I hear lots of comedians talking about "the evolution of comedy" but the way I learned it was an old man toiling through a list of dirty words and it was Created on the seventh.
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If comedy evolved then where did the brick wall come from? Some guy standing in front of a single brick and cracking jokes and they thought it was so good they kept adding bricks? Not likely. Some aspects of comedy are too complex not to have been designed.
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Apr 6, 2017 00:37
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Comedy guy: Take my wif, please!
Comedy evolver: Pretty funny, but could be a bit funnier.
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Apr 6, 2017 00:38
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Comedy guy 1950: Take my wife, please.
Comedy gal, Filipino Muslim: Take my wifi, please!
And I'm supposed to believe that's the same process that led to Michael Richards screaming the n-word? Take my knife, please.
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Apr 6, 2017 00:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79i84xYelZI
Are you really going to tell me that this is what jokes came from? Somehow this turned in to a joke just overnight and started making more jokes. Yeah, I don't think so.
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Apr 6, 2017 00:44
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Why did the small dinosaur with scales which were loose and frilled cross the veldt?
Sorry, that does not convince me.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Apr 6, 2017 02:34
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I grew up being taught that there were origins pryor to the list of dirty words, but it is a very controversial topic
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Apr 6, 2017 03:06
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I grew up being taught that there were origins pryor to the list of dirty words, but it is a very controversial topic
I, too, am a punichaen.
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Apr 6, 2017 03:15
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Could it be like a family tree? With a starting at a stump then growing off in different directions?
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Apr 6, 2017 03:36
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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you hafta level your jokes up to get them to evolve
just press b if you want to keep the joke u already know tho!!
hth h o p e t h i s h e l p s 
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Apr 6, 2017 03:51
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comedy evolves as the culture around it shifts and changes
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You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
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comedy evolves as the culture around it shifts and changes
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Apr 6, 2017 06:18
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Comedy guy: Take my wif, please!
Comedy evolver: Pretty funny, but could be a bit funnier.
 It started off with the proto-comedian saying 'take my wife *insert my-wife-is-a-bitch jokes*' before Henny Iuvenis developed the ability to recognise that 'take my wife' can be used in another sense. I know evolution is complicated - I don't even understand it all myself! - but it makes more sense than your sky-fairy bestowing the Sumerians with the first fart joke.
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Apr 6, 2017 06:47
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If comedy evolved then where did the brick wall come from? Some guy standing in front of a single brick and cracking jokes and they thought it was so good they kept adding bricks? Not likely. Some aspects of comedy are too complex not to have been designed.
Comedy guy: Take my wif, please!
Comedy evolver: Pretty funny, but could be a bit funnier.
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Apr 6, 2017 08:41
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But seriously folks, I'm dying out here. *A younger, more agile comedian leaps onto the stage as I pass from genetic memory. Her magnificent dewclaws are perfectly adapted for physical comedy.*
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Apr 6, 2017 11:12
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My set killed. Unfortunately my natural prey reserves were depleted and now I will starve, leaving the way open for opportunistic "puppet guys" and "racists" to mine scraps of dirty mirth from my leavings. Nature is not a land of kings, but of thieves.
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Apr 6, 2017 11:19
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The febrile ecology created by the success of a great satirist generally results in thriving communities of scavengers and small parasites, perfectly adapted to suck the irony from the apex comedian's joke and propound the drained result as an incoherent philosophical belief. Sometimes they do jokes too, but fascinatingly, these appear to be strictly vestigial - perhaps passed down from an earlier, less disgusting ancestor.
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Apr 6, 2017 11:30
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the first caveman to come up with comedy was andrew dice clay. from humble beginnings comedy has evolved from smoking a cigarette in a funny manner to hitting people in the crotch with golf.
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Apr 6, 2017 13:39
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the first caveman to come up with comedy was andrew dice clay.
lol
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golf ball
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Pun jokes were put on this earth by God, to test our faith.
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Apr 6, 2017 15:24
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Paleolithic cave drawings depicting a lone figure standing in front of a crowd. strange facial expressions in the crowd depict laughter
in a neighboring cave: the same lone figure is shown, the crowd expressing looks of disgust and anger
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Apr 6, 2017 16:22
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Paleolithic cave drawings depicting a lone figure standing in front of a crowd. strange facial expressions in the crowd depict laughter
in a neighboring cave: the same lone figure is shown, the crowd expressing looks of disgust and anger
in the third cave he is talking to a medicine man and in the fourth is standing over a crying woman
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Apr 6, 2017 16:26
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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in the third cave he is talking to a medicine man and in the fourth is standing over a crying woman
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Apr 6, 2017 17:00
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Ape 1: Hey, wanna see something funny?
Ape 2: Sure!
Ape 1: (evolves into man)
Ape 2: Wow! You look bald and retarded! That's hilarious!
(man invents war)
Ape 2: Haha! You're killing each other over resources you could easily share! You crazy!
(man industrializes)
Ape 2: Okay dude, (cough) that's enough, heh heh. Joke's over. Okay?
(distant sound of bulldozers)
Ape 2: Okay, seriously, this isn't funny anymore. Stop it. Hello?
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Apr 6, 2017 17:15
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Ape 1: Hey, wanna see something funny?
Ape 2: Sure!
Ape 1: (evolves into man)
Ape 2: Wow! You look bald and retarded! That's hilarious!
(man invents war)
Ape 2: Haha! You're killing each other over resources you could easily share! You crazy!
(man industrializes)
Ape 2: Okay dude, (cough) that's enough, heh heh. Joke's over. Okay?
(distant sound of bulldozers)
Ape 2: Okay, seriously, this isn't funny anymore. Stop it. Hello?
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the first time a fish crawled onto land was probably the single funniest thing to have occur and nobody was around to see it
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