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buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer
newish 2-door Jeep Wrangler (or whatever they're calling them now) parked roadside with a shredded drivers front tire

actually its been there for a couple of days now. Kind of wondering if its a stolen and dumped rental...

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buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer
today : 20xx Ranger rattlecanned green (?) 5/8 of the way up the mountain, hood up, steam issuing forth, driver squatted in front of it with a gallon bottle of water at the ready

also : local government held their first vehicle auction in 8 years a little over a month ago

http://dpp.vi.gov/sites/default/files/announcements/6%2010%202017%20Auction%20Booklet%20FINAL%20ONLINE.pdf

p much all of the cars sold off were inoperable in their own special way

these cars are just beginning to get back on the roads, so I expect to be seeing plenty of broken-down white Chevy *******s over the next few months

buttcrackmenace fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Jul 28, 2017

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer

CommieGIR posted:

:stare: Those starting bids are insane.

those high opening bids were put in place on the :airquote:recommendation:airquote: of the Office of the Governor

the owner of the largest Ford dealership in the territory was one of the larger contributors to the current governor's campaign :allears:

there was some public pushback to the high starting bids in the first auction, so they were relaxed somewhat for the subsequent auto auction, held last weekend

http://dpp.vi.gov/sites/default/files/announcements/7%2022%202017%20Auction%20Booklet%20FINAL.pdf

still laughable.

also #2 : the reason that was the first gov't auto auction in 8+ years was due to the actions of the former governor, who once in office ordered that all "economically non-viable" government vehicles (i.e. anything out of warranty needing more than $2500 worth of "maintenance" be collected, crushed and disposed of and not auctioned off, as had been the custom in years past.

he then promptly authorized the replacement of those vehicles with primarily GM-sourced products

this juuuuust may have had something to with the fact that the largest GM dealer in the territory was a strong contributor to that particular governor's campaign :capitalism:

buttcrackmenace fucked around with this message at 18:02 on Jul 28, 2017

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