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Sign me up as Sally "Boy Named Sue" Rotebluse
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 06:38 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 01:18 |
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Didn't know Asian mountaintop wisemen hermits get internet access.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 10:02 |
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Is it true that this was made by NASA engineers? Because it seems like the creators look like the sort of people who think IT'S OBVIOUS what the granade factor for things 4 or 5-10 hexes away are. But enough autistic spergs bought this to get supplements released, Jesus Christ. ArmA doesn't give as much poo poo about war as this game does.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 18:48 |
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Zephirum posted:Are there going to be moral/ethical dilemmas for Our Heroes to resolve? Our best soldier got shot and OOC we know exactly what damage it suffered, since this is Field Medic Command the game. Do we really try moving forward knowing that our chances of survival aren't any better?
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 05:41 |
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gradenko_2000 posted:It is my understanding that yes, LatwPIAT really did do that, and they are a wizard.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 14:58 |
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Old Mortality stole my heart and my family's silver.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 05:29 |
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LatwPIAT posted:I've updated the hit-and-hit-location-roller so that it doesn't think that all limb hits automatically go to the right arm and leg, and the Hired Goon Character Manager spreadsheet has a lot more features now. For example, in addition to the Main sheet, there's a Learning sheet where Learning Point Totals can be entered, which automatically calculates the Skill Level and updates all dependent fields. I need to find some way to give you editing rights on this thing so you can actually use it, and I'll see what I can do about adding shotguns to the hit-location roller. You will need his email so you can give him the right to edit sheets via the share function on google docs. Or you can set "anyone with the link can edit" and just PM him the link.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 19:55 |
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I should stop voting Soviet. I should also find out if I'm still alive in the other LP.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 20:12 |
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Can't bear the suspense, edit faster
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 18:15 |
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Phi230 posted:I tgink I'll start doing phase by phase again. Impulse by impulse seems way too slow. Its taken me like 5 hours to do 20 seconds of game time that way lmao Jesus Christ
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 21:36 |
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Modern rifles have effective ranges of up to 300 meters. Maybe we should try that next time. As for room clearing, asking for some milhist goon to post that Soviet instructional comic. The kneecap reminds me of that one American doctor rescue where one operator that burst into the room just ate a headshot, being the only American casualty in the op. Luck of the draw...
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2017 12:06 |
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Ms. PIAT how did you get this deep into the groggiest game of all time? IS IT BECAUSE YOU'RE A BORED AREA 51 AI THAT HAD A PDF OF PHOENIX COMMAND UPLOADED DURING YOUR FORMATIVE CYCLES?
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2017 16:11 |
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:A game cannot be called that unless it has rules for vaginal opening circumference. Quick, make a table that measures the damage a 5.56mm round fired from a fouled-up, sorta worn out M16 would do if it was hitting a baby's rear end in a top hat at 10k feet ASL. Coming soon: FATAL COMMAND xthetenth posted:What other game system lets you deliver six digit damage headshots to gender stereotypes? However, it reinforces the gently caress out of engineer stereotypes. Someone probably once said that war isn't rocket science and two guys took offense.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2017 16:58 |
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BODY ARMOR would be nice. By the way, how up-to-date is our equipment database? Piat, dahling, mayhaps you have a line on some Phoenix Comman version of the 1.13 Arsenal mod?
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2017 19:43 |
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LatwPIAT posted:
What is Heavy Rigid in real-world terms? Uparmored Humwee door? How slow would our dudes be in medium rigid and a medium helmet? How slow would our Best Merc be in Heavy Rigid, a.k.a. the absurd video game EOD titan armor?
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 14:04 |
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Maybe we can get lighter guns? Carbines, Pdws, thar sorta thing?
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 15:15 |
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Grimace is the Fruity Rudy of this bunch of Army rejects. I loving knew we should have gone with the communists
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 18:27 |
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By the way, will our replacements be of a more variable quality, or is our PMC automatically mailing every army reject past 2021?
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 19:09 |
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Well, the patient didn't die, so you're our medic now! And since you'relikely to go Africa next, you're gonna be swimming in AKs.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 04:57 |
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Africa, eh? Would they still have G3s and FALs around there? lovely Chicom AKs are guaranteed, tho. I vote that the more emaciated members of the group get M4A1s.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 15:59 |
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Elephant gun... On an elephant!
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 16:18 |
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I assume Piat ate one of the designers' brain and just absorbed the information Space Marine style. Bracket it is!
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 18:05 |
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I am likely an idiot So a Bolter is close to 20mm autocannon in diameter, yet Deathwatch RPG gives the weight of 18, and a rough estimate of ammo mag weighting 10% of the full gun weight, so that's where I derive weights from. The muzzle velocity is of the original gyrojet. I might have messed up some other things
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 18:46 |
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Bolter is .75, I checked. We definitely shoudln't get to the point where we must use ATGMs. RPG-7s? IEDs? That hatchback we stole but filled with C4? Now that's fair game.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 19:22 |
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I've seen a chart or two describing the missle logic in the ultranerd mod Modern Warfare for World in Conflict. Do you really want to calculate the effect of dry African air to Javelin's guidance system.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 19:30 |
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One technical with a Dushka, and one with a rocket pod salvaged from a Hind.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 19:58 |
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Piat, which Twilight version is the best?
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 20:04 |
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Ikasuhito posted:While this is a generous offer, I think it would still be best to try and save money where possible. This talk of buying a tank for instance, surly we can get similer results(and save alot of money) by just bolting the QF 17 pounder to the Hatchback. No need for anything so fancy. I don't think anyone ever made a QF 17-pounder portee, but 50 years of truck technology must have made this possible! We could have one of these, but more British! But that's probably for Angola Mission 2 or stuff, since it would give us time to hire local Askaris to Joke option: some unholy marriage between a Casspir MRAP and the QF 17-pounder. JcDent fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Apr 19, 2017 |
# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 06:48 |
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I have an early No Guns, No Glory vote. Mortars were great in Jagged Alliance 1.13 (until the black shirts showed up and shattered my dreams, as well as everything else), armor is always good and we don't even have an option for T-55.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 14:16 |
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AK-74, good enough! This is not the game in which I would feel adventurous enough to go with a Kar98 (like my JA 1.13 sniper) or Kraut Space Magic/G11, which, barring strange kickstarters, would be super expensive in 2019.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 19:46 |
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I'm waiting for a recreation of some of the 1-on-1 melee fights that my Space Marines had had: four phases of ineffectual flailing! Or a historical duel outcome: two guys getting increasingly maimed, but refusing to get knocked out.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 05:51 |
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Things We Don't Need More Of: A Detailed List Of Armaments That Are Superfluous For The Successful Completion Of Missions In The Light Of Inventory As It Exists Currently M16A2s I can't argue with any of the other purchases. Grenades, shotguns and SMGs are necessary if you run into any buildings any time soon, and WWII vintage rifles aren't that bad at ranges over 300 meters (where 5.56 ammunition falters). Now, how about having more thunderdome?
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 20:23 |
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thatbastardken posted:I would like to be put on the reserve list as A. Girl, badly confused stock photo model whose agent is so fired once she gets out of this contract That's just the kind of trigger discipline that this outfit practices! 1. Keep your finger on the trigger. 2. Double tap is a myth and there's no such thing as an overkill. 3. Keep aiming at everyone at all time. 4. I do not aim with my eye; he who aims with his eye probably knew his father. I don't aim at all. I do not shoot with my mind; he who shoots with his mind probably knew his father. I shoot full auto. I do not kill with my heart; he who kills with his heart probably knew his father. I kill with a 2x4. 5. The world is a target-rich environment. By the way, can the game simulate Mozambique Drill?
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 09:08 |
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I bet they hate redheads or something! By the way, is Thunderdome over?
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 20:09 |
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CirclMastr posted:Yeah, at this rate the Thunderdome will take at least a month. Ditto. Post them at least once per day, please!
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 19:40 |
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This just drives the point (of the scissors) of this LP being pregnant with potential home.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 07:49 |
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It's weekend on this side of the pond already, waiting for that update.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 07:35 |
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Hey, let us not forget that we might go on a mission one day!
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 06:00 |
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I am waiting for a fight that will last forever, with the combatants getting progressively more maimed, but failing to pass out.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2017 18:39 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 01:18 |
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Did you run the campaign for 12 years because a combat encounter took a month to resolve? Alao, I don't think Phoenix Command needs railguns to be any deadlier.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 18:56 |