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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Pornographic Memory posted:

what series do you guys think will be the most fun to watch? i feel like i gotta binge on as much playoff hockey as possible and i'll be watching cbj-pens anyway. i'll probably watch leafs-caps to hate-root against the caps but fat chance that isn't a curb stomp series

Oilers-sharks will be fun because neither are really considered contenders, and the puck landing on Mcdavid's stick at his own blue line and him being completely alone by the next one will put a smile on anybody's face. You'll also get to see eberle and RNH in their first playoffs. And Taylor Hall will also probably be watching.

Leafs-Caps will be fun, it's like an unstoppable force and immovable object, and they're playing against a team of rookies just there to have fun.

Tkachuk-Kessler might be fun, but you have to sit through flames-ducks games to see it.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

xzzy posted:

Kenny Alberts sucks. I'll grant he can competently report the play and has an inoffensive voice, but has the personality of a rock.

Shoulda used Pat Foley. :v:

NBC's commentary group is garbage, regardless of the sport.

Foley is probably doing the local CSN broadcast. I've noticed Versus/NBC has pulled from some of the eliminated teams' PBP guys for their coverage over the years (Forslund, Peckham, Strader, Sam Rosen one year when the Rags were out, etc.)

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

CBJSprague24 posted:

Foley is probably doing the local CSN broadcast. I've noticed Versus/NBC has pulled from some of the eliminated teams' PBP guys for their coverage over the years (Forslund, Peckham, Strader, Sam Rosen one year when the Rags were out, etc.)

Oh, I forgot local broadcasts still happened. For some reason I'd started thinking NBC had exclusive rights to everything.

(I'm getting old, it sucks)

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Stretch Marx posted:

I'm pretty sure the NBC feed is going with Gord Miller for Habs vs. Rangers. So at least you have that.

Sportsnet coulda thrown money at Miller or Rick Ball and instead they hire Romanuk and Randorf and then have to go out and get Cole out of retirement because those two were so loving terrible.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




grack posted:

Sportsnet coulda thrown money at Miller or Rick Ball and instead they hire Romanuk and Randorf and then have to go out and get Cole out of retirement because those two were so loving terrible.

Its almost like Rogers is bad at the whole hockey thing.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

Powershift posted:

Oilers-sharks will be fun because neither are really considered contenders, and the puck landing on Mcdavid's stick at his own blue line and him being completely alone by the next one will put a smile on anybody's face. You'll also get to see eberle and RNH in their first playoffs. And Taylor Hall will also probably be watching.

four 1st overalls will make their playoff debuts this week making hall the only active 1st overall who hasnt been to the playoffs

hes also never finished on a team that got above 80 points

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
It sucks that most of you don't speak french because Pierre Houde is a national treasure.

He's so good i watch all my hab games in French because of him



What








The entire playoff run is on tva witha bunch of jackoffs?!?!?!?!?!






gently caress

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Just watch the games in Punjabi. I have no idea what Singh is saying and he's awesome anyway.

Like really, compare these two calls http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/listen-hnic-punjabis-terrific-nick-bonino-goal-call/ and tell me who's having more fun

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

stab posted:

It sucks that most of you don't speak french because Pierre Houde is a national treasure.

He's so good i watch all my hab games in French because of him



What








The entire playoff run is on tva witha bunch of jackoffs?!?!?!?!?!






gently caress

My man. Do you still live in a world where Mike Komisarek is a top pairing defenseman?

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




flakeloaf posted:

Just watch the games in Punjabi. I have no idea what Singh is saying and he's awesome anyway.

Like really, compare these two calls http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/listen-hnic-punjabis-terrific-nick-bonino-goal-call/ and tell me who's having more fun

Hockey is better in any non-english language. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s53eS2HFrk

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

I think the actual lesson is that hockey is better without any announcers at all. Put mics on the ice and let us hear the foul things players say to each other.

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Furnaceface posted:

Hockey is better in any non-english language. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s53eS2HFrk

I think the GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL thing to be kinda dumb and obnoxious tbh. If it's a truly deserving goal then yea it's cool but eh.


xzzy posted:

I think the actual lesson is that hockey is better without any announcers at all. Put mics on the ice and let us hear the foul things players say to each other.

:agreed:

Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."

fits posted:

four 1st overalls will make their playoff debuts this week making hall the only active 1st overall who hasnt been to the playoffs

hes also never finished on a team that got above 80 points

Are the Blues letting Yak City play again?

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

Thufir posted:

Are the Blues letting Yak City play again?

He's only gonna play if a couple people get hurt.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Suspicious posted:

According to RAS, Lundqvist no longer qualifies as one.

The Playoff Revenge of Antti Raanta starts NOW!

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

i am the bird posted:

What fine colors and logo would you recommend for a privileged man who has never started the playoffs without being able to watch his own team?

This is just my two cents, but my plan was to root for Minnesota if Calgary didn't make it as they're a likable franchise and they have some really talented guys and may go far

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Furnaceface posted:

Its almost like Rogers is bad at the whole hockey thing.

Their broadcasters/panels are pretty bad but I like that they show all sorts of teams on one or a bunch of their number of different channels on any given night. I guess that's the bare minimum though.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Xtanstic posted:

My man. Do you still live in a world where Mike Komisarek is a top pairing defenseman?

I wish :sigh: Komi owned.


And when you dont make the playoffs...you forget these things




Get off my lawn

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Cubs, Trump, Cavs, and even those Uconn women lost. Guys, this is when droughts end and streaks break. The Capitols are winning the Stanley Cup.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


HootTheOwl posted:

Cubs, Trump, Cavs, and even those Uconn women lost. Guys, this is when droughts end and streaks break. The Capitols are winning the Stanley Cup.

Toxx thread is that way

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



Goodbye Burke-atar, hello new hotness

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

i hate national broadcast crews because they try and turn the sport into baseball. i don't care about what college they went to or any of the storylines, i just want a tyson nash hype man yelling about dangles and top shelf cheddar and drew remenda bitching about defensive awareness and the play by play guy gets the visiting team names wrong.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



I just realized I'm going to be in Toronto for all of the potential Games 5 and 6... that should be a blast.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Pinwiz11 posted:

I just realized I'm going to be in Toronto for all of the potential Games 5 and 6... that should be a blast.

The series will be over my dude.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


hifi posted:

i hate national broadcast crews because they try and turn the sport into baseball. i don't care about what college they went to or any of the storylines, i just want a tyson nash hype man yelling about dangles and top shelf cheddar and drew remenda bitching about defensive awareness and the play by play guy gets the visiting team names wrong.

You should have watched the NCAA Frozen Four then! It was exactly what you asked for.

Loqieu
Feb 27, 2001

hifi posted:

i hate national broadcast crews because they try and turn the sport into baseball. i don't care about what college they went to or any of the storylines, i just want a tyson nash hype man yelling about dangles and top shelf cheddar and drew remenda bitching about defensive awareness and the play by play guy gets the visiting team names wrong.

Now that you mention it, that probably is the best description for Tyson Nash's commentary.

For anyone who doesn't tune into the Yotes, here's a synopsis for you: https://youtu.be/oQhtKHHuHFM

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Koopa Kid posted:

Goodbye Burke-atar, hello new hotness

Willie Shelander : the story about the beautiful boy.

-e- Actually this is much better.

https://twitter.com/mikecommito/status/784183153040719872?lang=en

Stretch Marx fucked around with this message at 11:06 on Apr 11, 2017

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

Thread not named oilers are back, baby 0/10

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

grack posted:

Sportsnet coulda thrown money at Miller or Rick Ball and instead they hire Romanuk and Randorf and then have to go out and get Cole out of retirement because those two were so loving terrible.

I mean, Sportsnet certainly tried their hardest to throw money around. It's just that nobody wanted to work for them.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Shinjobi posted:

Let's go Star--god dammit


*leaves*

its "leafs"

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The Walrus posted:

its "leafs"

HootTheOwl posted:

Cubs, Trump, Cavs, and even those Uconn women lost. Guys, this is when droughts end and streaks break. The Capitols are winning the Stanley Cup.

And Capitals.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Aurora posted:

Thread not named oilers are back, baby 0/10

Mods?!?!?!?!

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

RC Cola posted:

Mods?!?!?!?!

The thread title is fitting. This thread is both a place to talk the playoffs and to use as a sounding board and support system for those concerned 16 teams are going down in the first round.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Aurora posted:

Thread not named oilers are back, baby 0/10

I have to give them a round to see if they're truly back. :colbert:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


iospace posted:

I have to give them a round to see if they're truly back. :colbert:

How about game 2, if they take both home games?

The oilers haven't lost a home game to a western conference team since February 11th.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Fun with statistics!

California teams have played 9 games in rogers place, they only won 1, the Sharks on january 10th.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

Aurora posted:

Thread not named oilers are back, baby 0/10

yeah this is a travesty

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


I changed it, happy? :colbert:

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
https://twitter.com/NHLBruins/status/851813324341772288

that first pairing... (imagine i linked the thing where its ron paul and the text says "its happening")

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Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
ps this was amusing: https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/mcdavid-and-matthews-playoff-debuts-signal-the-start-of-a-new-nhl-era

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