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Arash: Professional opossum.

FluffieDuckie's backyard... chill, joy.. murder

A Slapchop "accident". Too convenient
I had my doubts that
Anyone would believed Lowtax' claim
That xenforo was actually happening
Wasn't just a cover for
Getting rich, or die trying
I've lived my whole life
thinking it could be possible
to see the whole world
But we're getting off topic;
it's time for the story
In the beginning God created
BYOB "heaven" and FYAD "Hell"
All was good until GBS
The true scum and villainy
invaded our peace and murdering
collectives.

It was at this
dark hour that my work
the big blue weed robot
Had become aware and high
"I now know the truth"
he said, in the voice of a Dutch dictator.

"Was this realy a slapchop - "
and this next word he belched deeply, smelling of pickles - "
That's more than five words."
...Was he killed for this?
Or sent on a merry quest?
Was it vanisher? or..flanisher?

"No, my name's 'The Panisher,'"

"I've come to panish you for getting too close to
the truth about something.. awful.
Quickly, into my transbuttmogrifer.
The transbuttmogrifer farted to life.
Hadn't seen a transbuttmogrifier since
James Bond the Golden Butt
James wanted it for himself,

# ? Apr 15, 2017 15:20

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 16:10

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

FluffieDuckie's backyard... chill, joy.. murder

A Slapchop "accident". Too convenient
I had my doubts that
Anyone would believed Lowtax' claim
That xenforo was actually happening
Wasn't just a cover for
Getting rich, or die trying
I've lived my whole life
thinking it could be possible
to see the whole world
But we're getting off topic;
it's time for the story
In the beginning God created
BYOB "heaven" and FYAD "Hell"
All was good until GBS
The true scum and villainy
invaded our peace and murdering
collectives.

It was at this
dark hour that my work
the big blue weed robot
Had become aware and high
"I now know the truth"
he said, in the voice of a Dutch dictator.

"Was this realy a slapchop - "
and this next word he belched deeply, smelling of pickles - "
That's more than five words."
...Was he killed for this?
Or sent on a merry quest?
Was it vanisher? or..flanisher?

"No, my name's 'The Panisher,'"

"I've come to panish you for getting too close to
the truth about something.. awful.
Quickly, into my transbuttmogrifer.
The transbuttmogrifer farted to life.
Hadn't seen a transbuttmogrifier since
James Bond the Golden Butt
James wanted it for himself,
but he knew that only

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Apr 16, 2017 00:09

Marchofthepenguins: Mental hygiene should be practiced after every meal

FluffieDuckie's backyard... chill, joy.. murder

A Slapchop "accident". Too convenient
I had my doubts that
Anyone would believed Lowtax' claim
That xenforo was actually happening
Wasn't just a cover for
Getting rich, or die trying
I've lived my whole life
thinking it could be possible
to see the whole world
But we're getting off topic;
it's time for the story
In the beginning God created
BYOB "heaven" and FYAD "Hell"
All was good until GBS
The true scum and villainy
invaded our peace and murdering
collectives.

It was at this
dark hour that my work
the big blue weed robot
Had become aware and high
"I now know the truth"
he said, in the voice of a Dutch dictator.

"Was this realy a slapchop - "
and this next word he belched deeply, smelling of pickles - "
That's more than five words."
...Was he killed for this?
Or sent on a merry quest?
Was it vanisher? or..flanisher?

"No, my name's 'The Panisher,'"

"I've come to panish you for getting too close to
the truth about something.. awful.
Quickly, into my transbuttmogrifer.
The transbuttmogrifer farted to life.
Hadn't seen a transbuttmogrifier since
James Bond the Golden Butt
James wanted it for himself,
but he knew that only
The Panisher was capable of

# ? Apr 16, 2017 03:36

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

FluffieDuckie's backyard... chill, joy.. murder

A Slapchop "accident". Too convenient
I had my doubts that
Anyone would believed Lowtax' claim
That xenforo was actually happening
Wasn't just a cover for
Getting rich, or die trying
I've lived my whole life
thinking it could be possible
to see the whole world
But we're getting off topic;
it's time for the story
In the beginning God created
BYOB "heaven" and FYAD "Hell"
All was good until GBS
The true scum and villainy
invaded our peace and murdering
collectives.

It was at this
dark hour that my work
the big blue weed robot
Had become aware and high
"I now know the truth"
he said, in the voice of a Dutch dictator.

"Was this realy a slapchop - "
and this next word he belched deeply, smelling of pickles - "
That's more than five words."
...Was he killed for this?
Or sent on a merry quest?
Was it vanisher? or..flanisher?

"No, my name's 'The Panisher,'"

"I've come to panish you for getting too close to
the truth about something.. awful.
Quickly, into my transbuttmogrifer.
The transbuttmogrifer farted to life.
Hadn't seen a transbuttmogrifier since
James Bond the Golden Butt
James wanted it for himself,
but he knew that only
The Panisher was capable of
turning Luke to the dark side!

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Apr 16, 2017 11:44

Rigged Death Trap: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

FluffieDuckie's backyard... chill, joy.. murder

A Slapchop "accident". Too convenient
I had my doubts that
Anyone would believed Lowtax' claim
That xenforo was actually happening
Wasn't just a cover for
Getting rich, or die trying
I've lived my whole life
thinking it could be possible
to see the whole world
But we're getting off topic;
it's time for the story
In the beginning God created
BYOB "heaven" and FYAD "Hell"
All was good until GBS
The true scum and villainy
invaded our peace and murdering
collectives.

It was at this
dark hour that my work
the big blue weed robot
Had become aware and high
"I now know the truth"
he said, in the voice of a Dutch dictator.

"Was this realy a slapchop - "
and this next word he belched deeply, smelling of pickles - "
That's more than five words."
...Was he killed for this?
Or sent on a merry quest?
Was it vanisher? or..flanisher?

"No, my name's 'The Panisher,'"

"I've come to panish you for getting too close to
the truth about something.. awful.
Quickly, into my transbuttmogrifer.
The transbuttmogrifer farted to life.
Hadn't seen a transbuttmogrifier since
James Bond the Golden Butt
James wanted it for himself,
but he knew that only
The Panisher was capable of
turning Luke to the dark side!

The transbuttmogrifier let out a

# ? Apr 16, 2017 13:53

Sole.Sushi: Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!

FluffieDuckie's backyard... chill, joy.. murder

A Slapchop "accident". Too convenient
I had my doubts that
Anyone would believed Lowtax' claim
That xenforo was actually happening
Wasn't just a cover for
Getting rich, or die trying
I've lived my whole life
thinking it could be possible
to see the whole world
But we're getting off topic;
it's time for the story
In the beginning God created
BYOB "heaven" and FYAD "Hell"
All was good until GBS
The true scum and villainy
invaded our peace and murdering
collectives.

It was at this
dark hour that my work
the big blue weed robot
Had become aware and high
"I now know the truth"
he said, in the voice of a Dutch dictator.

"Was this realy a slapchop - "
and this next word he belched deeply, smelling of pickles - "
That's more than five words."
...Was he killed for this?
Or sent on a merry quest?
Was it vanisher? or..flanisher?

"No, my name's 'The Panisher,'"

"I've come to panish you for getting too close to
the truth about something.. awful.
Quickly, into my transbuttmogrifer.
The transbuttmogrifer farted to life.
Hadn't seen a transbuttmogrifier since
James Bond the Golden Butt
James wanted it for himself,
but he knew that only
The Panisher was capable of
turning Luke to the dark side!

The transbuttmogrifier let out a
surprisingly sultry and erotic moan

# ? Apr 16, 2017 14:53

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

FluffieDuckie's backyard... chill, joy.. murder

A Slapchop "accident". Too convenient
I had my doubts that
Anyone would believed Lowtax' claim
That xenforo was actually happening
Wasn't just a cover for
Getting rich, or die trying
I've lived my whole life
thinking it could be possible
to see the whole world
But we're getting off topic;
it's time for the story
In the beginning God created
BYOB "heaven" and FYAD "Hell"
All was good until GBS
The true scum and villainy
invaded our peace and murdering
collectives.

It was at this
dark hour that my work
the big blue weed robot
Had become aware and high
"I now know the truth"
he said, in the voice of a Dutch dictator.

"Was this realy a slapchop - "
and this next word he belched deeply, smelling of pickles - "
That's more than five words."
...Was he killed for this?
Or sent on a merry quest?
Was it vanisher? or..flanisher?

"No, my name's 'The Panisher,'"

"I've come to panish you for getting too close to
the truth about something.. awful.
Quickly, into my transbuttmogrifer.
The transbuttmogrifer farted to life.
Hadn't seen a transbuttmogrifier since
James Bond the Golden Butt
James wanted it for himself,
but he knew that only
The Panisher was capable of
turning Luke to the dark side!

The transbuttmogrifier let out a
surprisingly sultry and erotic moan
just before spreading its very

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Apr 16, 2017 21:18

Rigged Death Trap: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

FluffieDuckie's backyard... chill, joy.. murder

A Slapchop "accident". Too convenient
I had my doubts that
Anyone would believed Lowtax' claim
That xenforo was actually happening
Wasn't just a cover for
Getting rich, or die trying
I've lived my whole life
thinking it could be possible
to see the whole world
But we're getting off topic;
it's time for the story
In the beginning God created
BYOB "heaven" and FYAD "Hell"
All was good until GBS
The true scum and villainy
invaded our peace and murdering
collectives.

It was at this
dark hour that my work
the big blue weed robot
Had become aware and high
"I now know the truth"
he said, in the voice of a Dutch dictator.

"Was this realy a slapchop - "
and this next word he belched deeply, smelling of pickles - "
That's more than five words."
...Was he killed for this?
Or sent on a merry quest?
Was it vanisher? or..flanisher?

"No, my name's 'The Panisher,'"

"I've come to panish you for getting too close to
the truth about something.. awful.
Quickly, into my transbuttmogrifer.
The transbuttmogrifer farted to life.
Hadn't seen a transbuttmogrifier since
James Bond the Golden Butt
James wanted it for himself,
but he knew that only
The Panisher was capable of
turning Luke to the dark side!

The transbuttmogrifier let out a
surprisingly sultry and erotic moan
just before spreading its very
cavernous erogenous zones, enveloping both

# ? Apr 16, 2017 22:19

DavidAlltheTime: All David...all the TIME!

FluffieDuckie's backyard... chill, joy.. murder

A Slapchop "accident". Too convenient
I had my doubts that
Anyone would believed Lowtax' claim
That xenforo was actually happening
Wasn't just a cover for
Getting rich, or die trying
I've lived my whole life
thinking it could be possible
to see the whole world
But we're getting off topic;
it's time for the story
In the beginning God created
BYOB "heaven" and FYAD "Hell"
All was good until GBS
The true scum and villainy
invaded our peace and murdering
collectives.

It was at this
dark hour that my work
the big blue weed robot
Had become aware and high
"I now know the truth"
he said, in the voice of a Dutch dictator.

"Was this realy a slapchop - "
and this next word he belched deeply, smelling of pickles - "
That's more than five words."
...Was he killed for this?
Or sent on a merry quest?
Was it vanisher? or..flanisher?

"No, my name's 'The Panisher,'"

"I've come to panish you for getting too close to
the truth about something.. awful.
Quickly, into my transbuttmogrifer.
The transbuttmogrifer farted to life.
Hadn't seen a transbuttmogrifier since
James Bond the Golden Butt
James wanted it for himself,
but he knew that only
The Panisher was capable of
turning Luke to the dark side!

The transbuttmogrifier let out a
surprisingly sultry and erotic moan
just before spreading its very
cavernous erogenous zones, enveloping both
the Panisher and James

# ? Apr 17, 2017 00:07

FutonForensic

FluffieDuckie's backyard... chill, joy.. murder

A Slapchop "accident". Too convenient
I had my doubts that
Anyone would believed Lowtax' claim
That xenforo was actually happening
Wasn't just a cover for
Getting rich, or die trying
I've lived my whole life
thinking it could be possible
to see the whole world
But we're getting off topic;
it's time for the story
In the beginning God created
BYOB "heaven" and FYAD "Hell"
All was good until GBS
The true scum and villainy
invaded our peace and murdering
collectives.

It was at this
dark hour that my work
the big blue weed robot
Had become aware and high
"I now know the truth"
he said, in the voice of a Dutch dictator.

"Was this realy a slapchop - "
and this next word he belched deeply, smelling of pickles - "
That's more than five words."
...Was he killed for this?
Or sent on a merry quest?
Was it vanisher? or..flanisher?

"No, my name's 'The Panisher,'"

"I've come to panish you for getting too close to
the truth about something.. awful.
Quickly, into my transbuttmogrifer.
The transbuttmogrifer farted to life.
Hadn't seen a transbuttmogrifier since
James Bond the Golden Butt
James wanted it for himself,
but he knew that only
The Panisher was capable of
turning Luke to the dark side!

The transbuttmogrifier let out a
surprisingly sultry and erotic moan
just before spreading its very
cavernous erogenous zones, enveloping both
the Panisher and James.
"Weed Robot must die," they

# ? Apr 17, 2017 05:57

Sole.Sushi: Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!

FluffieDuckie's backyard... chill, joy.. murder

A Slapchop "accident". Too convenient
I had my doubts that
Anyone would believed Lowtax' claim
That xenforo was actually happening
Wasn't just a cover for
Getting rich, or die trying
I've lived my whole life
thinking it could be possible
to see the whole world
But we're getting off topic;
it's time for the story
In the beginning God created
BYOB "heaven" and FYAD "Hell"
All was good until GBS
The true scum and villainy
invaded our peace and murdering
collectives.

It was at this
dark hour that my work
the big blue weed robot
Had become aware and high
"I now know the truth"
he said, in the voice of a Dutch dictator.

"Was this realy a slapchop - "
and this next word he belched deeply, smelling of pickles - "
That's more than five words."
...Was he killed for this?
Or sent on a merry quest?
Was it vanisher? or..flanisher?

"No, my name's 'The Panisher,'"

"I've come to panish you for getting too close to
the truth about something.. awful.
Quickly, into my transbuttmogrifer.
The transbuttmogrifer farted to life.
Hadn't seen a transbuttmogrifier since
James Bond the Golden Butt
James wanted it for himself,
but he knew that only
The Panisher was capable of
turning Luke to the dark side!

The transbuttmogrifier let out a
surprisingly sultry and erotic moan
just before spreading its very
cavernous erogenous zones, enveloping both
the Panisher and James.
"Weed Robot must die," they
said, feverishly rubbing themselves against

# ? Apr 18, 2017 11:28

alnilam

FluffieDuckie's backyard... chill, joy.. murder

A Slapchop "accident". Too convenient
I had my doubts that
Anyone would believed Lowtax' claim
That xenforo was actually happening
Wasn't just a cover for
Getting rich, or die trying
I've lived my whole life
thinking it could be possible
to see the whole world
But we're getting off topic;
it's time for the story
In the beginning God created
BYOB "heaven" and FYAD "Hell"
All was good until GBS
The true scum and villainy
invaded our peace and murdering
collectives.

It was at this
dark hour that my work
the big blue weed robot
Had become aware and high
"I now know the truth"
he said, in the voice of a Dutch dictator.

"Was this realy a slapchop - "
and this next word he belched deeply, smelling of pickles - "
That's more than five words."
...Was he killed for this?
Or sent on a merry quest?
Was it vanisher? or..flanisher?

"No, my name's 'The Panisher,'"

"I've come to panish you for getting too close to
the truth about something.. awful.
Quickly, into my transbuttmogrifer.
The transbuttmogrifer farted to life.
Hadn't seen a transbuttmogrifier since
James Bond the Golden Butt
James wanted it for himself,
but he knew that only
The Panisher was capable of
turning Luke to the dark side!

The transbuttmogrifier let out a
surprisingly sultry and erotic moan
just before spreading its very
cavernous erogenous zones, enveloping both
the Panisher and James.
"Weed Robot must die," they
said, feverishly rubbing themselves against
balloons to create static electricity.

# ? Apr 18, 2017 11:59

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 16:10

vanisher

FluffieDuckie's backyard... chill, joy.. murder

A Slapchop "accident". Too convenient
I had my doubts that
Anyone would believed Lowtax' claim
That xenforo was actually happening
Wasn't just a cover for
Getting rich, or die trying
I've lived my whole life
thinking it could be possible
to see the whole world
But we're getting off topic;
it's time for the story
In the beginning God created
BYOB "heaven" and FYAD "Hell"
All was good until GBS
The true scum and villainy
invaded our peace and murdering
collectives.

It was at this
dark hour that my work
the big blue weed robot
Had become aware and high
"I now know the truth"
he said, in the voice of a Dutch dictator.

"Was this realy a slapchop - "
and this next word he belched deeply, smelling of pickles - "
That's more than five words."
...Was he killed for this?
Or sent on a merry quest?
Was it vanisher? or..flanisher?

"No, my name's 'The Panisher,'"

"I've come to panish you for getting too close to
the truth about something.. awful.
Quickly, into my transbuttmogrifer.
The transbuttmogrifer farted to life.
Hadn't seen a transbuttmogrifier since
James Bond the Golden Butt
James wanted it for himself,
but he knew that only
The Panisher was capable of
turning Luke to the dark side!

The transbuttmogrifier let out a
surprisingly sultry and erotic moan
just before spreading its very
cavernous erogenous zones, enveloping both
the Panisher and James.
"Weed Robot must die," they
said, feverishly rubbing themselves against
balloons to create static electricity.
As the transbuttmogrifier slowly reconfigured

# ? Apr 23, 2017 06:17

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