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mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
How is he going to fight the monsters without the source of his power?

EDIT: also, possibly the stupidest plot point ever where the kid literally drops the ring. Just opens his hand for no reason and drops it.

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mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
Oh my god, the dance moves and effects are killing me.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
After effects battle!

Fezz
Aug 31, 2001

You should feel ashamed.

mangler103 posted:

This credit sequence is just so crazy. Where did all this stuff come from?

It came from all the other movies made by that production company. You may notice bits of Deathstalker in there.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Lemme trip that tree.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
He called you sir Drinksalot, which isn't very creative I'll admit

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
What does my Jimmy Stewart impression look like?

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
This movie demands I suspend my sense of taste

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
"Can I tempt you with some...robitussin?"

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
What is even going on?

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Jun 11, 2017

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
"Time for my senior portrait!"

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
The miss Romulan challenge hosted by Mario Lopez

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
Haha, that run with Simon stabbing the bug was great. Was that a Dukes of Hazzard reference?

"It'll tickle your innards, because it came from her innards!"

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
This is one of my favorite songs of the whole season. Right up there with Stranger's UFO and the Reptilicus rap.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

mangler103 posted:

This is one of my favorite songs of the whole season. Right up there with Stranger's UFO and the Reptilicus rap.

But I just want to raise an army of zombies now :zombie:

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
Guard her well! Guard her well! Guard her well!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
They should really pixilate Golfax's crotch.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
You're lost?

Well it is Wizards of the Lost Kingdom

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
"What were you doing outside the pink stones?"

"Cruising!"

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
Crow does a pretty great Crypt Keeper impression.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Nobody knows your stupid song :argh:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Don't look at me, caves can't talk.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
It's a novelty oven-mitt! :stare:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
They shaved Golfax!

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
The mating call of the doughy bros

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
"Don't get worked up, we're not here to free any of you."

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
He's calling on the power of Motörhead!

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Pretty epic game of Duck Duck Goose going on back there

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
The sequel is on the docket in less than 3 hours.

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
And we're off!

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
I want a punt bunny. :/

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Punt the bunny

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Please punt me!

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
Our dumpy useless hero...

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Is coffee usually so soapy :ohdear:

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
I can't believe such a stupid scene appeared on film.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Heaven's in his armpit!

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Kids go mad for the taste of millet

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
Haha.

"Someone had a house payment."

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DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
The drammel was excellent, but half my party was murdered. Two stars

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