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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*
SEVERELY artistic.

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mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
OK, this is definitely the worst movie they've riffed this season.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
They pulled off the Dirty Dancing lift :allears:

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
That was more of a conceptual wound.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
KNEEL BEFORE CHOCULA

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
"Pervy Potter"

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*
Much like the last movie, it's clear there were, like, 12 scripts with no thread between them assembled together.

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.

all-Rush mixtape posted:

Much like the last movie, it's clear there were, like, 12 scripts with no thread between them assembled together.

And clearly three or four of them were softcore porn scripts.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

all-Rush mixtape posted:

Much like the last movie, it's clear there were, like, 12 scripts with no thread between them assembled together.

There's a surprisingly thin line between "Epic world-saving quest" and road-trip with your friends

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*
Not Sacha Baron Cohen!

"My wife..."

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
You might be a crummy wizard...

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
This is creepy even without the genders reversed

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
Oh! Invisible cat!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*
Samurai Manos?

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Little lions, whisper your secrets to us

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
Hey, more characters we haven't been introduced to and have no reason to care about!

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Rule 1: Never marry a henchman

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*
And they call this the not-too-distant future....

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
She just murdered a mime and the heroes are delighted

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
Yet another character who's disappeared for 30 minutes with no explanation.

Maybe this film is actually a training video on how not to make movies.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
The secret origins of slim goodbody

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*
I can use the amulet to contact Bigfoot!

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
Let's all just chill on the stairs and decide the fate of this country.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

mangler103 posted:

Let's all just chill on the stairs and decide the fate of this country.

Democracy in action

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*
Don't say 'grand wizard'.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
You will find my teaching methods painful and severe. In time you will come to fear me :doom:

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
"Cut, you're the master now...I mean...oh well, just keep going."

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*
I hope everyone's up for CARNIVAL MAGIC tonight!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*
The truth...it's out there.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
I'm just a meglomaniacal girl sitting in front of a kidnapped boy asking him to love her

DarklyDreaming fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Jun 24, 2017

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*
She stands in shock :geno:

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Well I do have that scholarship to Stanford :geno:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*
Who will believe a chimp in a diaper can sweep?

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Monster!

Kill it! Kill the freak! :supaburn:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*
It's all in my Christian Mingle profile.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*
THERE IS A CHIMPANZEE DRIVING A CAR

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
I'll just gingerly leave the scene of this other crime to go chase a monkey

When a second-rate director gets access to a carnival and types up a script in three days, and pays his actors in beer and peanuts

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*
That's his poison hand!

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
I'm SITCOM MAD :mad:

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*
Either put on more body jewelry, or a shirt.

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