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mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
"I knew it would hurt you, and I let it happen."

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mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
Hootie's Blowfish!

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
This movie is just a series of "That's impossible!" and then someone saying "Oh wait, we have this thing too!"

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
Next to Cry Wilderness, that's my favorite one this season.

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
And away we go!

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
"Yeah, they'll find a fat me and a skeleton you."

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
"War is just a bunch of people playing pranks on each other but at the end they all die."

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
drat, I missed Oldgary. I'll try to jump back in next week.

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
I finally will be able to join in tonight! Huzzah!

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
I love this little bit with the diary. He expects it to write back to him.

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
This credit sequence is just so crazy. Where did all this stuff come from?

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
I think that 'sword in the light socket' riff was mixed wrong, seemed to come in like 5 seconds too early.

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
Anytime MST has a kid in the movie, it's going to be a wild ride.

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
That wizard looks like a Will Forte character.

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
How is he going to fight the monsters without the source of his power?

EDIT: also, possibly the stupidest plot point ever where the kid literally drops the ring. Just opens his hand for no reason and drops it.

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
Oh my god, the dance moves and effects are killing me.

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
"Can I tempt you with some...robitussin?"

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
"Time for my senior portrait!"

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
Haha, that run with Simon stabbing the bug was great. Was that a Dukes of Hazzard reference?

"It'll tickle your innards, because it came from her innards!"

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
This is one of my favorite songs of the whole season. Right up there with Stranger's UFO and the Reptilicus rap.

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
Guard her well! Guard her well! Guard her well!

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
"What were you doing outside the pink stones?"

"Cruising!"

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
Crow does a pretty great Crypt Keeper impression.

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
"Don't get worked up, we're not here to free any of you."

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
And we're off!

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
I want a punt bunny. :/

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
Our dumpy useless hero...

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
I can't believe such a stupid scene appeared on film.

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
Haha.

"Someone had a house payment."

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
OK, this is definitely the worst movie they've riffed this season.

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
That was more of a conceptual wound.

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
"Pervy Potter"

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.

all-Rush mixtape posted:

Much like the last movie, it's clear there were, like, 12 scripts with no thread between them assembled together.

And clearly three or four of them were softcore porn scripts.

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
You might be a crummy wizard...

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
Oh! Invisible cat!

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
Hey, more characters we haven't been introduced to and have no reason to care about!

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
Yet another character who's disappeared for 30 minutes with no explanation.

Maybe this film is actually a training video on how not to make movies.

mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
Let's all just chill on the stairs and decide the fate of this country.

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mangler103
Jun 6, 2003

Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.
"Cut, you're the master now...I mean...oh well, just keep going."

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