MLB Week 2 GDT: I'm pretty sure this thread should have been made by now

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Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

Your Taint posted:

Or at the very least never reproduce. I'm pretty sure the spawn of a Cardinals/White Sox union grows up to be the antichrist. It's in the Bible somewhere.

No worries there. We're filthy yuppies who love our bank accounts and hate children.

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abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

OH MY GOD SHUT UP AND PLAY

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:00

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Pancakes posted:

No worries there. We're filthy yuppies who love our bank accounts and hate children.

You're a credit to cards fans everywhere.

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:01

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

Hey guys, I heard that Jon Lester has trouble throwing to first. Confirm/deny?

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:01

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Start this game so I can go back to work gently caress.

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:01

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

dave roberts ftw imho

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:02

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Pancakes posted:

No worries there. We're filthy yuppies who love our bank accounts and hate children.

Well, except to feed on.

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BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

My 8 year old son with raging ADHD doesn't dick around this much. My God. Play the loving game already.

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:02

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Pancakes posted:

Hey guys, I heard that Jon Lester has trouble throwing to first. Confirm/deny?

Nobody's mentioned that before. Go away dirty Cardinals fan.

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:02

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Well, that was a generous called third strike.

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:03

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

lol sthat wasnt a strike

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:05

Miz Kriss: Mar 17, 2009; It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

I know there's a net there, but I always think the ball is gonna bean someone in the face.

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:05

The Piper: Feb 18, 2007; Step right up and greet the Mets

Put it in the books. Mets win

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:07

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

who thids sexu ginger

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:07

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Is Ethnic Slur Hernandez still with the Dodgers?

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:08

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

GIVE ME MY BEAUTIFUL BEEFY BOY

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:08

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

bump_fn posted:

who thids sexu ginger

Tormund SanFranBane.

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:10

Miz Kriss: Mar 17, 2009; It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

I'm not convinced that the ginger guy on the Dodgers isn't filming for Game of Thrones during the offseason

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:12

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

This ump might not be the best.

Even I know that should have been a strike to Bryant.

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:12

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

wheres my bryant/rizz slash fic

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:15

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Lester good

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:16

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

I'm disappointed Schwarber didn't ding a dong to the scoreboard.

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:20

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Mustached Demon posted:

I'm disappointed Schwarber didn't ding a dong to the scoreboard.

The Schwarboard.

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:22

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

Javy tags are good.

E: He still looked, though.

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:22

Miz Kriss: Mar 17, 2009; It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

JAVY TAG

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:23

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:23

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

DONT RUN ON LESTER

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:23

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

I will never get tired of the Baez no-look tag.

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:24

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

wilson good

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:24

Miz Kriss: Mar 17, 2009; It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

Popete posted:

DONT RUN ON LESTER

Lester may not throw to first, but he's got backup.

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:25

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

grandpa not like this no

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:28

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Gutierrez is already out of the game. Must have hurt himself on the steal attempt.

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:30

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

bump_fn posted:

wilson good

I wasn't aware that Yadi actually gave him advice on his throws to second. That's adorable.

E: For reference - http://chicago.suntimes.com/sports/advice-from-yadier-molina-went-a-long-way-with-willson-contreras/

quote:

�You look great,� Molina told him, speaking Spanish. �Just keep doing what you�re doing. You�re going to be an All-Star someday.�

This was the side of Molina fans don�t get to see, the giving nature with young players that has made him such a difference-maker beyond his own performance. Many opposing players � former Cubs catcher Welington Castillo being one of them � have their own stories of being encouraged by Molina during games early in their careers.

Not many of them, though, got the �All-Star� treatment.

�That made my day,� Contreras said. �I was like, �Wow.� �

But it was as Molina dug in for his second at-bat that Contreras could hardly believe his ears. Molina had been watching the spry, aggressive, rocket-armed Contreras from the dugout � seen him fire the ball down to second base before each inning � and noticed a flaw in the technique of a player who didn�t start catching until the age of 20.

�You have to get your glove from your left side to your right ear to make the transfer,� Molina told him. �Don�t worry about it, just practice it. You�ll see.�

Contreras had heard similar advice from coaches a couple of times before, but now � coming from Molina � he took it as gospel. Late in the game, after he gunned down Matt Carpenter on an attempted steal of second, Contreras had to stop himself from looking into the Cardinals� dugout to catch the eye of one of his heroes.

Pancakes fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Apr 11, 2017

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:32

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Pancakes posted:

I wasn't aware that Yadi actually gave him advice on his throws to second. That's adorable.

You'll notice how Contreras doesn't have any Cheater Goop (c) on his chest protector.

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:34

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

lester pls

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:35

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

MLB app broken for anyone else on this Cubs game?

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:37

Miz Kriss: Mar 17, 2009; It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

Pancakes posted:

I wasn't aware that Yadi actually gave him advice on his throws to second. That's adorable.

E: For reference - http://chicago.suntimes.com/sports/advice-from-yadier-molina-went-a-long-way-with-willson-contreras/

I'll give you this. Molina is probably the only Cardinal that I actually respect.

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:37

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

Mustached Demon posted:

MLB app broken for anyone else on this Cubs game?

Gameday has been something like 3 innings behind on the Cards/Nats game tonight. Which honestly has been helpful, I can just pretend the Cardinals' bullpen didn't implode as badly as it has.

# ? Apr 11, 2017 03:39

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Miz Kriss posted:

I'll give you this. Molina is probably the only Cardinal that I actually respect.

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Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

My great uncle was drafted by the cardinals before FDR told him another team drafted him.

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