Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Req.Martyr
May 4, 2016

I don't go by my caste, creed, or religion. My works speak for me.

Everyone's talking like Takemia would do a bunch of weird, bad stuff to the MC.

Have none of you considered that said weird stuff might also be good stuff?
Sure she's weird but she's honest about it. So what if you end up suspended from a ceiling ...

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

KDavisJr
Jul 17, 2010

A real avatar never dies, even when it's replaced!

Stroth posted:

They hold their meetings in his attic and Joker has to have a gigantic stash of money, drugs, and weapons somewhere in the building. He already knows, he just doesn’t care.

I think it's more that Maaku isn't that reckless with his Phantom Thief activities, unlike a certain blonde delinquent. As long as he doesn't attract any attention to himself, he's good, and he hasn't done that yet.

Godna posted:

Jesus it took forever to shotgun this entire LP. I'd complain about that one gimmick update being hard to read but I think instead I'll complain that we're romancing Haru...granted I've never seen past that dungeon I just know I hated her hair the moment I saw it.

There's a gripe about her confidant that people have that's even worse than how she looks (aside from her big rear end forehead and her..."interesting" personality, she's a sweet girl that deserves a good man).

Leraika posted:

gently caress, I can't hate a guy who has a food blog, even if he is a cop.

I don't hate him either but I don't trust him. His first name is Goro, and his last name rhymes with "sketchy". I have some other theories, but I may be paranoid and they might be spoilery, and it's been awhile I've been on probation and I don't want to break that streak so I'll shut my mouth about that.

Gantolandon
Aug 19, 2012

KDavisJr posted:

I think it's more that Maaku isn't that reckless with his Phantom Thief activities, unlike a certain blonde delinquent. As long as he doesn't attract any attention to himself, he's good, and he hasn't done that yet.

He's the guy who smuggles weapons very realistic-looking models for a former yakuza while on probation, invites a sex worker to the place owned by the guy responsible for his good behavior and phones her while Sojiro stands in the earshot. I understand Ryuji set the bar very low, but Joker isn't that much more responsible.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Ryuji's mom has known since Kamoshida but doesn't do anything beyond loving her son even more because she's a good mom.

Robindaybird
Aug 21, 2007

Neat. Sweet. Petite.

I'm mad because Akechi is literally named after Kogoro Akechi, it's kind of lazy imo.

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you

Robindaybird posted:

I'm mad because Akechi is literally named after Kogoro Akechi, it's kind of lazy imo.

Ah so that is his origin.

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

Robindaybird posted:

I'm mad because Akechi is literally named after Kogoro Akechi, it's kind of lazy imo.

Well. Maaku is the fiend with 20 faces.

DanielCross
Aug 16, 2013

KDavisJr posted:

I don't hate him either but I don't trust him. His first name is Goro, and his last name rhymes with "sketchy". I have some other theories, but I may be paranoid and they might be spoilery, and it's been awhile I've been on probation and I don't want to break that streak so I'll shut my mouth about that.

Hey, Majima's first name is Goro, and that man is delightful. :colbert:

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Best girl got her time in the spotlight in the latest ep of the anime.







Don't uh, watch the anime if you haven't beaten the game, though. Like, at all, because it has spoilers for endgame poo poo in the first episode.

Robindaybird
Aug 21, 2007

Neat. Sweet. Petite.

The anime also massively toned down on the creeping on Ann by literally everyone else around her

Lord_Magmar
Feb 24, 2015

"Welcome to pound town, Slifer slacker!"


Robindaybird posted:

The anime also massively toned down on the creeping on Ann by literally everyone else around her

Ah good, I was assuming it would as I haven't really watched it yet.

Also I'm almost certain when we get Persona 5 Crimson or whatever it will be called they'll tone it down there too.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

Lord_Magmar posted:

Ah good, I was assuming it would as I haven't really watched it yet.

Also I'm almost certain when we get Persona 5 Crimson or whatever it will be called they'll tone it down there too.

The only way they'll tone it down is if they write a completely new character

They didn't re-write anything for Persona 4 Golden, just added stuff

Blueberry Pancakes
Aug 18, 2012

Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!

Grapplejack posted:

Best girl got her time in the spotlight in the latest ep of the anime.







Not going to lie, the laundry part of this is probably what I'd focus on, too.

mycelia
Apr 28, 2013

POWERFUL FUNGAL LORD



Robindaybird posted:

I'm mad because Akechi is literally named after Kogoro Akechi, it's kind of lazy imo.

Mishima is named after Yukio Mishima, too. I feel like there are other obvious ones in the game but that's the only one that comes to mind.

fivepapers
Nov 2, 2017
I'm not sure how to feel about the writing for the game. Like others have said, it starts off strong, tapers off, and never reaches the same high points again. From what I remember of Persona 4, it was always consistent and decent enough. Never played P3 so I can't really comment on that.

Robindaybird
Aug 21, 2007

Neat. Sweet. Petite.

there's a few patches of P4 that's rough, but it feels like overall, it's far more consistent than P5, P3 on the other hand starts off slow and backloads the drama.

Also they really need to stop making Anime cutscenes - p3 looks like they're in the wrong aspect ratio, 4's didn't add anything, and it's clear in 5 they had to awkwardly shoehorn in things because the script had gone through massive changes since they did the cutscenes, making it uneven.

Especially now it's clear they can do in-engine cutscenes that look really drat good and probably wouldn't suffer from 'crap it no longer fits' problem.

Lord_Magmar
Feb 24, 2015

"Welcome to pound town, Slifer slacker!"


On the other hand the casino escape is amazing.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Part 126: 10/16-10/20: A Test Of Patience



Music: Beneath the Mask (Instrumental Version)





I’m eating now. Maybe I should respond later…



I guess we can respond once the dishes are done. And make sure you thank the chief for breakfast, OK?



I don’t care how they do it. Just throw them in the slammer already.
It’s too scary to have murderers on the loose…
I wonder what kind of people the culprits are.
They’re murderers. Don’t give me any of this “justice” crap.

Anon: I’m scared to go outside…
Anon: Police were negligent too.
Anon: awful. they betrayed us
Anon: their fans are guilty too
Anon: they def crossed the line


Music: Beneath the Mask (Instrumental Version)




I am.



You sure are strong. I’ll come back, don’t worry. I think I’ll be able to rejoin everyone around when exams end. Umm… Well, see you.
Haru… She’s the one who should be in pain right now, yet she’s still trying to cheer us up…



We’ll get to work once your exams are over.





Big Bang Burger had been planning to hold a charity event. However, the event has been canceled due to the recent incident.
Things must be pretty chaotic for Haru right now. I’m starting to get worried about her.




Yes, only the tip of the iceberg is reported on the news. No one is aware of the truth. Simply put, the psychotic breakdowns are a government conspiracy to destroy humanity.

Gee whiz, mister! That sounds like some hot bullshit!

Oh, the Phantom Thieves are part of it, too. In fact, they were hired by the government all along. Ah! But you must not reveal this to anyone. You would only incite mass hysteria.

Sure thing, dude.






Music: Tokyo Daylight



The world was crazy to treat them like heroes!
Come on, calm down. The police will catch them.
*sigh* But why did this happen out of nowhere? They were helping people…



Did you see that press conference? It was a little disturbing… We’re seeing the effects of it on our show, too. There’s a lot of criticism of the Phantom Thieves.
See? I told you we didn’t know anything about them.



*whine*…
Um… Kotaro says that he’s really hurting right now. We better have the vet take a look at him.

Music: Butterfly Kiss



I don’t know if fall is the season for sports, but consider your age and don’t overexert yourself. Well, I guess a kid like you doesn’t have much to worry about there… You came because you saw my messages, right?



There’s no need for a clinical trial. You came at the perfect time. Come in.



The girl that I’ve been treating is coming in soon. I want you to see how she is doing.

Takemi Rank 10

Music: Break it Down (Elp Version)



This girl sounds about forty-eight.

...What are you talking about?
There’s a boy I like, but my friend told me… ...That I have to let her have him, because she liked him first…
Oh, that’s not true.
Really!? Then why did she say that?
It’s likely because she’s jealous of you. Just be cateful because it might result in pandemonium.
Pandemonium…?



She even comes in on days she doesn’t have to. It appears she’s nearly fully recovered.

Music: Sunset Bridge

Which reminds me, the new medicine will be completed soon.



...Thanks?

You’ve been a splendid guinea pig… I mean, participant.

Yep, still gives me the willies, even after all this time.

So, thanks again. By the way, how have I been doing? Have I been helpful?



Goddammit, me! I cannot loving believe we’ve tripled Ryuji’s count for people we accidentally let figure out we’re Phantom Thieves!

So, yeah. If you haven’t figured it out by now, every non-party Confidant ends with the person stating that they’ve realized you’re a Phantom Thief. Really, it just makes Tora that much more impressive because he’s the only one who figures it out without us needing to change anyone’s heart. He’s just that cool.



...Come on. You and I both know that you were lying about needing to prepare for the entrance exams.

No, really! It was for my exa--*snicker*--exams!

I visited Oyamada in jail. A swing of fortunes like that could only have come at the hands of the Phantom Thieves. And to have it happen when it did… Isn’t the only logical conclusion to think that it’s you?





The point is that without you, I wouldn’t have been able to complete my mission. I would’ve never finished the new medicine… while I was being deceived by Oyamada. And I would’ve never met any of the townspeople…



So, I’ll go out on a limb for you. I’ll have even more powerful medicine ready for you… I trust that you’ll use them appropriately.
I feel a strong bond with Takemi...

Music: The Spirit




Resuscitation adds a few new items to the clinic’s selection. They’re great items but they’re also exorbitantly expensive even in comparison to the SP Adhesive 3s, so we’ll go into them some other time.



Takemi is a terrifying human being, but a good character. She’s voiced by Kirsten Potter, who I’ve literally never heard of.



Music: Sunset Bridge



So you better make some money in the name of “justice.”



*giggle* Now, go. Take care.

Music: Beneath the Mask




But I think I’m going to go back to school, starting tomorrow. I’m sorry for worrying all of you until now.
Are you really OK though?
Be sure not to push yourself too hard in this time of grief.
No, I actually need to push myself. My mind always wanders if I have nothing to do…
Yeah, I totally get you.
Besides… there’s nothing I can do while I’m at home.



Um… To be completely honest… When I ended up alone… I did doubt you all a tiny bit.
We cannot blame you for that.
But it’s so horrible for me to doubt you. I mean, I’m the one who asked you all to do this.
Your father just passed away, Haru. It’s natural to feel a flood of emotion at such events.
Yeah, it’s really hard when you lose someone like that…
But I’m OK now. You’ve all helped me out so much.
Right back at ya!
Thank you. Those words are truly reassuring. Well then, I’ll see all of you at school.
Haru… I’m not surprised she seems down. You should keep her in your thoughts, Maaku.

Of course.

Still, despite how she looks, Haru has quite the backbone. I’m sure she’ll be OK.



You wanna help out?



I’ll make a snack for you. Futaba said she’s coming too.

Let’s help Sojiro. Now, you may notice that for the last couple of weeks we haven’t been buying any aojiru. Well, there’s a good reason for that: I forgot We don’t really need to anymore. We’ve only got one parameter left to max out, Guts (and while the me playing the game believes us to be pretty close to maxing that out, the me who went back and checked realized we have a lot further to go), so buying into the rotation is just going to be a waste of money most of the time at this point.

Music: What’s Going On?



Hmmmmmm… Maybe curry spaghetti! And curry udon! Oh, and curry croquettes, and curry pizza!
You really like curry that much…? Well, I guess it’d be pretty easy given the current menu. I’ll give it some thought. How about you? Anything you’d wanna add to the menu?




Of course he is! That stuff’s super addicting, man!

Music: Tension



...Leave now, or else I’ll be forced to contact the police. I’m not giving you a penny.
What was that…? Quit loving with me!



Shut your mouth, brat! It’s your fault I’m in this mess!

Really making a good case here, buddy.



We can take it to court if you really want. Don’t underestimate how hard I’m willing to fight.
What…!?
Not only do you have massive debt, but I heard you failed in your most recent business venture. How do you think the court would respond if they knew how wasteful you were with your money…?
Goddammit…! (to Futaba) This is all your fault, you bitch! You cursed little…



Smooth move, Ferguson.




What are you talking about? You clearly fell down on your own.



This cafe’s finished, you hear me!? I won’t let you get away with this!



Music: Suspicion

God drat… What a pain in the rear end. Don’t you have enough problems already?




Are you OK, Futaba?
Mm-hm… But Uncle said he’s gonna sue…
Don’t worry… No matter what ends up happening to me or this store, I won’t let them lay a finger on you two. I’m your guardian, after all. I have a duty to protect the both of you. So don’t go doing anything like that again, you hear? I appreciate the spirit you showed though.

Man, Sojiro’s great.

I feel like my bond with Sojiro is growing deeper...



Anyway, I’m done for the day. Take care of closing up for me. Let’s go, Futaba.



I’ll message you later…





:bignews:

I looked up my uncle’s name in Mementos…



Really!? Thanks a bunch! My uncle’s name is Youji Isshiki. Let’s go to Mementos and change his heart. But, uh… I have a favor to ask. I don’t really wanna tell everybody about the time I spent living with him… Maybe someday, sure… but today’s not that day. So I was thinking… can we maybe go just the two of us? I really need your help here, Maaku! Pleeeeeeeeeeeease!

This kinda breaks the whole “unanimous consent” thing… but what the hell. Anything for family.

I need to take care of Futaba’s uncle and help Sojiro…




Anon: tbh i just wanna troll, lol
Anon: they even steal LIVES???
Anon: p quick to switch sides lol
Anon: There was no need to kill.


Music: Beneath the Mask -Rain (Instrumental Version)



At least the school festival’s soon. It’s the thing I’m looking forward to most right now…
Yeah, but… Are they still going to hold it? It might get canceled…
Don’t say that! You’re bummin’ me out before the exams… Things are bad enough as is. If they cancel the festival, the students will riot!

I’d explain what the culture festival is, but all of you have definitely been exposed to enough anime (read: any) that I don’t actually need to.



Did you hear those rumors?
I wonder if they really are from our school…
Really? No way…
But what if…

Anon: What about the politicians?
Anon: Hurry up and execute them!
Anon: Ugh. We were fooled.
Anon: They must be punished.


Music: Suspicion



I thought they were gonna change that CEO’s heart… but they ended up killing him instead.
Haven’t people been saying they killed Principal Kobayakawa too? I thought they were bad, but I never expected they’d turn out to be murderers…
Oh man, does this mean anyone who gets targeted is screwed!?



Music: Life Goes On





That sounds about right.



This looks tough, but let’s calm down and think it through.



First of all, who proposed the idea of the guillotine?



Yeah! I think he was named Joseph-Ignace Guillotin. So, from his perspective, what was the advantage of the guillotine?



There were thousands of people executed during the Revolution… Looks like… “they needed a method of execution that was quick and impartial.” You finished in time!




Anon: awful. they betrayed us
Anon: they def crossed the line
Anon: Hurry and arrest them
Anon: criminals should die


Music: Suspicion



You know they’re murderers, right?
That doesn’t mean that criminals should be left to do whatever they want…
Still, couldn’t they have at least left the principal to the police? And I mean, did you see that press conference? No way allies of justice would do that.
I wonder if Akechi-kun has been right all along…
He’s so admirable, sticking to his guns even though so many people were against him.



Music: Life Goes On





That sounds about right.




That sounds about right.



Anon: well now im interested
Anon: their fans are guilty too


Music: Suspicion



Isn’t this insane!? There are murderers among us!
Now that you mention it, there was a guy in Shibuya who told me he’s a Phantom Thief the other day.
For real!? You gotta report that.
Oh crap, you think so? I snapped a pic, so I should probably put it online just in case. I hope the cops catch him!

Music: Life Goes On





That sounds about right.




That sounds about right.



Anon: meh i dun care either way
Anon: trash talking feels risky…
Anon: We can’t leave them be




Well, it shouldn’t be a problem for you. This has been so easy I might start yawning. …… You did perfectly. I can’t wait to see your score.

Fuckin’ aced it.

Arist fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Aug 29, 2019

Blademaster_Aio
Jan 22, 2017

The delinquent of our class (that’s us) is the smartest one.

We rock. And yes, Tora is awesome.

We maxed out a bunch of our confidants, which makes me happy. I hope we max out guts soon.

And Sojiro is completely awesome.

Blueberry Pancakes
Aug 18, 2012

Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!

Arist posted:

Anon: tbh i just wanna troll, lol

Finally, a character I can relate with.

On a more serious note, Futaba's uncle is a garbage human being!

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Tora actually guessed it pretty early, if I remember right.

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
Yeah... I always get fairly amused whenever somebody in the thread keeps identifying some of our targets as Worst Human Being Alive, only to find another contender coming along a few updates later. Pointing out the horror and abuse of a terrible situation in reality that the law does not (and sometimes cannot) handle for whatever reason and then offering the emotional catharsis of dealing with that situation yourself is kinda what the game's all about after all... and in order to make that work for a whole game, we have to include some really, really rotten apples. It's hardly subtle or nuanced storytelling, but it's entertaining enough, I find.

GhostStalker
Mar 26, 2010

Guys, find a woman who looks at you the way GhostStalker looks at every bald, obese, single 58 year old accountant from Tulsa who managed to win $4,000 by not wagering on a Final Jeopardy triple stumper.

Arist posted:



*whine*…
Um… Kotaro says that he’s really hurting right now. We better have the bet take a look at him.

I think you mean vet here.

And yeah, Futaba's uncle is def in the running for worst garbage human being in this game. Still gotta take care of her childhood friend's parents too.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

The Coffee Family plotlines all seem to attract immensely horrible human beings.

megane
Jun 20, 2008




"You're gonna have to go through m- oh, jeez, buddy, don't hurt yourself."

Omobono
Feb 19, 2013

That's it! No more hiding in tomato crates! It's time to show that idiota Germany how a real nation fights!

For pasta~! CHARGE!

I do love what this event says about Joker.
It's the same exact situation that got him into trouble the first time, and he still has no hesitation whatsoever on doing what's right.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Part 127: 10/20-10/22: From Bad To Worse

Well, exams are done, time to rela--

Music: Suspicion



Yeah, seems like it’s for real this time. Apparently one of our students is a Phantom Thief.
Seriously!?
I read the same thing online. Apparently Public Security is already on the move…




Futaba!? You’re the Phantom Thief!?

There’s something I want to talk to everyone about. I’ll be at the hideout… I mean, our place.

Oh.

Music: Tokyo Daylight




There’s still some time until we meet though, so I am going to go take care of my flowers first. See you later.
I suppose plants do need watering, after all… Ah, I know. You should go help Haru, Maaku. I’ll let the others know.

Music: Alright (Elp Version)






You, um… heard that, didn’t you? I’m not worried about the garden, in case you were wondering. It’s just… so much has happened to me lately.



…… Well, perhaps I could share this with you… I mean, it would be nice to have someone who is aware of my current situation in life. The source of my worries is my father’s company. Dealing with the aftermath has been… difficult… Given how unexpected the accident was, my father didn’t have a will. All of his stocks transferred to me… Which means suddenly, I’m the biggest shareholder in a company of over one thousand employees. But… I don’t know the first thing about business direction or fund management…

Sounds like a B-tier Disney Channel sitcom.



I am. Sorry, I didn’t mean to worry you. It’s just… I know I’m the president’s daughter, but I never thoughts I’d actually end up involved in company business… Because of that, I’ve been meeting with all the various officers and lawyers my father employed lately. They’ve been giving me advice on all the things I’m not entirely sure about. Assets, stocks… *shakes head* It’s clear some people only want to get on my good side though. I don’t know who I can trust… They try to sound comforting by saying things like “don’t worry,” or “leave it to me,” but… It feels like they’re really only being nice so they can get their hands on my bank account. I… I never realized I could be this distrustful of other people…



Ah, I’m sorry for ranting on about this matter. I feel as though doing so has helped me calm down a bit though. The only people I’ve consulted up to this point have been employees… But I think what I really needed was someone closer to my own age… closer to my own viewpoint. …… Um… if it isn’t too much trouble, could we speak about this again some other time?
*nods*
In return, I’ll… Hm… What can I do to help you…? I don’t have any unique talents…



How about this? You know, gardening. I’m actually quite skilled at it. A few years ago I even managed to grow a tropical fruit on the balcony at my house… To be honest… this is what I do when I’m alone to take my mind off of everything that’s happened… …… Oh, that’s right. I stored some vegetables in the refrigerator down in the home economics room. ...You still have some time, yes? Would you mind waiting here a moment?



There’s not much consistency to their colors or shapes, but…



*giggle* You like vegetables, Maaku-kun? That’s good to know. ...But to tell the truth, I have a favor to ask of you.



I’d like to get Sakura-san’s opinion on my vegetables.

Have you even met Sojiro? I mean, I guess you must have talked to him once or twice on the way to the hideout, but we never saw any of that.

Do you think I could bring my next harvest over to your cafe?



Thank you. I’m sure Sakura-san will give me his honest opinion. I’ll make sure this next harvest is particularly good.
*nods*
Well then, shall we head over to the hideout?

So, despite all that dialogue and Haru’s promise of aid, we have not formed a Confidant yet. A bit annoying, but whatever. Also we never actually ended up helping Haru, oops.

Music: Suspicion



*sigh* I think I’m screwed for real this time. I couldn’t concentrate at all…




The same speechgiver from the other day continues outside.



More importantly, what’s this you want to talk about?
You said that something was on your mind before, but were you able to figure out what it was?
The Medjed that I banned… wasn’t the real one.



Huh? Aren’t you the real one though?
Oh, uhh…




The code written by that guy the other day is different from any of the past Medjed.



A code is like your fingerprints. No matter how you try to disguise it, your own quirks appear in it. The one from the other day was all cut and pasted with no consistency. No skill at all.
But aren’t there multiple people across the world that are part of Medjed? Couldn’t it have been done by someone that joined recently?
How do I put it…? That code was so not done by anyone interested in cracking. At all. At the very least, there’s no way it was an official Medjed member.
So someone used the Medjed name to provoke the Phantom Thieves…? For what purpose?
Could they have been doing it for fun…? It was around the time our group started getting popular, so maybe they wanted in on the hype…



Wait a moment.




Hm?

Music: Disquiet

Perhaps they used the Medjed name to make the Phantom Thieves known…
What? That makes no sense.
I actually thought the same as Makoto.
Why’s that?
Know how I just said that code is like fingerprints? I found those same fingerprints somewhere completely different.
Where’s that?



It was Mishima! I knew it! You son of a bitch!

There were traces of it being illegally tampered with from the outside.

Oh.



For real…?
Before summer vacation, the access counter was made to be much higher than the actual number. Same with the rankings. Particularly the time when President Okumura ranked first.
So then, the one who provoked the group and the one who tampered with the site are the same person?
...I think I’m starting to see the big picture. Both Medjed’s provocation and the tampering of the website brought attention to us as a result. On top of that, our reason for targeting Okumura was influenced by the public and the rankings… The perfect timing, and the perfect target. If both of those had been set up…
...It would all make sense.



No way…
This is all hypothetical. We lack any hard evidence…
But if all your deductions happen to be correct… That would mean we’ve been playing right into their hand for the past two months or so…



W-We gotta be overthinkin’ things. I mean, we’re talkin’ both the rankings AND Medjed…! Everyone made a big deal about it! If this was all set up… Then… what kind of guy did we make an enemy of…?



The group takes a moment to ruminate on this.

...There’s no point in getting anxious over speculation. Regardless, we’ll be falsely charged at this rate, and with murder. We must overcome this.
But, we don’t even know who we’re up against…
Hey… you think we’re fallin’ into another trap, even at this very moment?



Yeah. This doesn’t mean that we’ve lost yet.
Even if this is the actions of a meticulous enemy, we’ll just have to get back at them. We need to find clues… No matter what.

The group nods.

Music: Desire



I was told you recommended this reassignment yourself, sir. Why would you choose someone as inexperienced as myself…?
When the case of the Shujin principal was ruled a suicide, you thought to reopen it… And you proved its connection to the Phantom Thieves. This is based primarily on that achievement.
...I’m honored, sir.
The Phantom Thieves issue is now a national crisis. Expectations are exceedingly high for us public prosecutors, as we are the executors of justice. Personnel and planning will be up to you on this case. You will also have the police under your command.



I’d like you to oversee this operation.
(in disbelief) …….
You’ve yet to give an answer… Will you accept the task of eradicating the Phantom Thieves?
I will give it everything I have.
We’ll have to prepare a higher position for you as well in the event that you succeed. I don’t wish to apply extra pressure on you… But I assume your odds of success are high. Naturally, failure to accomplish this task is unacceptable… Do you understand?
Of course! I will live up to your expectations, no matter what it takes!
That is all then. I expect good results from you.

Welp, we’re boned, the SIU is after us. ...Wait, what is the SIU and what exactly do they do? It’s not really clear, game.

According to a quick Google, the “Special Investigation Teams” (SIT) are groups of specialized detectives armed with cutting-edge technology and tactics to capture criminals in serious and often lethal cases such as bombings, aircraft hijackings, and kidnappings. So uh, a bunch of supercops with all the gear, weapons, and training they need to find us and kick our poo poo in. Great. The SIU in P5 is, I guess, a fictionalized version of this, though they don’t seem to actually do anything as of yet and their director is not just hopelessly corrupt but an active member of a political conspiracy. So just like real life! I also have no idea why Sae, a public prosecutor, seems to answer directly to this chucklefuck, but whatever.

I also just learned that Japanese prosecutors have the ability to direct police for investigation purposes and conduct investigations themselves, Ace Attorney-style. I guess that series was even more accurate than I give it credit for.

Music: Days of Sisters




Should I warm up dinner for you?
No, it’s OK.



No need. I just came home to get a change of clothes.
Are you going to stay at work then?
I’ve been entrusted with a very important task.
You look awful though… Aren’t you tired?
As an adult, there will be times when you will accept an assignment for which failure will not be tolerated. It’s all over for me if I can’t win this.
Still, if you were to collapse from exhaustion…



…… I heard detectives have been coming to your school. That must make it hard to focus on your studies. Don’t worry though. It will all be over soon.
What do you mean…?
I’m going to catch the Phantom Thieves myself.
Is that the important task you mentioned?
It’s none of your concern.

Sae then immediately turns around and walks back into the black void directly outside the front door. Didn’t she need a change of clothes?



Sis has her sights set on the Phantom Thieves… and on Shujin Academy in particular… This is bad… I need to let everyone know…!

Music: Disquiet




Just try to stay calm.
What’s wrong?
Sis told me she’s been entrusted with an important task regarding the Phantom Thieves.



Wait, weren’t they already investigating us though?
The police were doing so in secret. This operation is on a much different scale.
Hold on a sec. What’s this SIU thing anyways?
The Special Investigations Unit. An elite team that deals with huge cases like government scandals.
I have heard that name on the news. They make headlines often.
The real insane part is, they haven’t lost a case against a suspect in like fifty years. If they come after you, you’re screwed. They’re the best investigation force in Japan.
Are we going to be arrested…?
Hm, doesn’t this countermeasure seem somewhat extreme?
Right or wrong, I think we’re just way too famous at this point. As this is a country governed by laws, they can’t afford to ignore us for any longer.
We may be the Phantom Thieves… but this is miserable…
They probably have a pretty narrow suspect profile by now too.
Hey, don’t scare us like that!
It’s OK though. They don’t have any evidence.
Yes, I expect they’re frantically searching for some as we speak.
No way they’re gonna find anything though.
It’s only a matter of time. We have to hurry and do something about this…
...E-Everything’s going to be fine. Unless they know about the Metaverse, there’s no way they’ll get any info on us.

Yeah, it’d really suck if that was the case!

Music: Beneath the Mask





I’m always in the mood to go out, you just never let me!



The cause is thought to be discontent with how the government is dealing with #Millennials. Evidently, Mr. Okumura’s death has had severely adverse effects on the government as well.
I can sympathize. Our approval rating has gone way down, too…




We’ve gotta get through this, no matter what it takes!



Anon: got anything better to do?
Anon: criminals should die


Music: Suspicion



The government and the police are useless. Are they even trying? I wish they wouldn’t spend tax dollars just to sit on their asses…
A mysterious group of murderers, an inept government… What’s the world coming to these days?
Everyone’s talking trash about us…



How many times has this been, now?
Our school’s gotten famous.
Yeah, in a bad way.
I wonder if the culprit really is from our school…

Anon: wow, public murder huh
Anon: Could still be coincidence.


Music: Suspicion



Yeah… Who do those drat cops think they are? They can’t just stare us all down like that.
Maybe the rumors are true? Maybe there’s a Phantom Thief at our school…

Music: So Boring



The police are here at the school, so be sure not to get in their way. Oh, and… For various reasons, the school festival got moved to the 25th. There was talk of canceling it, but we couldn’t just do that. I’m sure the preparations will be rough, but don’t push yourself too hard.
Really? On a weekday? What kinds of reasons are there?
With all this stuff about the principal and Kamoshida this year, I guess it can’t be helped…

Music: Disquiet




Seriously!?
The police are at Shujin? They haven’t come to my school.
It seems they’re calling students individually out of class to speak with them.
Wait… Does that mean we’re gonna get called in too!?
Second-years will start in the afternoon. Make sure you prepare yourselves mentally for this.
They’ve gotta be looking for the culprit, right…?
Who knows…
Be careful, guys. You should probably try to not say much. They’ll see through any lies you try and make.
I know.
In any case, don’t tell them anything unnecessary.

Well, gently caress. We’re getting questioned.



You two will go together.
Huh? Why together…?
Why…? They’ll probably have one of you wait outside. That’s how they’ve been doing it so far.
Oh yeah, right…
Those are the instructions the detectives gave us. Just don’t say more than is necessary, and try and get it over with quick.

Kawakami knows what’s up.




Why thank you, “Nice Detective.”

Let’s see… Maaku Hamiru.

I’m innocent! You can’t prove I’m a Phantom Thief!
Uhh...
gently caress, you know what? I give up. Gimme a deal, I will rat out every last one of those motherfuckers, especially the cat! My teacher’s a maid! I help a sketchy ex-yakuza dude make and smuggle illegally modified airsoft guns! Mishima runs the Phan-Site, which you should probably actually know already if you’ve done any research whatsoever!
What?
Let’s just start over.

Ah yes, you’re the one currently under probation. It says here you had a dispute with Mr. Kamoshida?



buuuuuuuuuuuh……..yep

You’re more hot-blooded than you look. ...You spend time with an interesting group. Yusuke Kitagawa and Haru Okumura? The more friends the better, right?

How do they even know about Yusuke?

...I’m sorry to have taken your time. You’re free to go now. Oh, I almost forgot. There’s just one more thing I have to ask you. Do you think the Phantom Thieves are associated with this school?



Oh geez, I sure hope those scary awful Phantom Thieves with rad superpowers aren’t involved here, that would just be awful.

Don’t worry. We’re here to keep all of you safe, OK?

Oh, thanks so much. Fuckin’ cops.

Thank you for your time.
Your responses will serve as great reference material. Takamaki-san is next. Could you ask her to come in?

Music: Suspicion



It seems we were all asked the same questions.
That’s how they get you. They do that on purpose, then wait for someone to slip up.

Well, they weren’t asking very good questions, if so! One of them was about an event specific to me (and Ryuji), another was about who I hang out with (which the cop answered for me), and the last was just asking me to speculate. How would they have caught a lie? I wasn’t given much of an opportunity to lie in the first place! Also it completely torpedoes the premise that we were all asked the same questions, but whatever.

I hope you didn’t.
...It was prolly fine. I woulda been done for if they saw how sweaty my hands were though.
To think my name would come up as well…
Sounds like we can’t take the police lightly either.
Hey, didn’t you think that detective guy was scary?



Have you guys forgotten? It’s not exactly Maaku’s first rodeo.

Not to me… He looked like someone who’s dealt with dangerous criminals.
I’m sorry for all of this… It’s because of my sister…
That’s not true, Mako-chan.
It’s not as though I hadn’t predicted this would happen… But now that it’s become reality, I’m unsure of what to do…
We need to make sure we don’t draw suspicion, and work to clear our names… right?
...Right.
It ain’t your fault, Makoto.
I’m gonna try to see how far along this investigation really is.
I’m worried about the police too, but as of now, anyone in this city could be a mole…
We were so popular too…
Haru, can I ask you to search your father’s belongings for clues about a possible culprit? I… I know it may be tough on you…
No, it’s OK. Now isn’t the time for me to look away.
As for everyone else, you need to be cautious of how you spend your time at school. So, I’ve decided to have you three second-years join me on the school festival executive committee.



It will allow us to gather without drawing suspicion. Plus, trying to blend in will only do the opposite.
Ugh… Fine.
I agree. The more time I have to kill, the more time I’ll spend worrying about all this stuff. No matter what happens… I don’t want to regret my decisions.
Don’t jinx it!
It would be no surprise if they came directly to our homes for questioning. They showed up at your school, after all… I should remain cautious.
For now, the best option is to stay on the defensive… but we won’t make progress at this rate. Let’s try and figure out who the real culprit is somehow, OK?
Of course… ……

Makoto looks around the room at everyone, and then nods. The rest of the group then nods as well.

Music: Beneath the Mask




Think, Morgana, think!




Those in the know say authorities are undergoing major restructuring to prepare to arrest the culprit. We’ve also heard they’re willing to resort to unorthodox methods. More on this as it develops.
...This is getting pretty bad. Make sure you don’t let your guard down.




Music: Desire



Oh boy, more of everyone’s favorite character!

The rest will go as you mentioned… *chuckle*



Somebody needs to give this guy a fuckin’ Snidely Whipdash mustache for him to twirl with his finger. I feel pretty confident saying this is the least compelling, most thinly-sketched character in the entire game if you only count people with portraits. Kamoshida was pure evil, too, but he was a real kind of evil. Hell, it’s implied Madarame and Okumura seemed to have some genuine affection for Yusuke and Haru, and even loving Kaneshiro at least had the thin layer of insecurity revealed in his Palace. This motherfucker just seems like he should be tying helpless damsels to the railroad tracks in between bulldozing orphanages to make room for his oil drills. No, you know what? That’s not right. This obsequious shithead couldn’t massage his nuts without prior written instructions, so forgive me for presuming he could show some goddamn initiative. The only things he’s done in the entire game so far is be sexist at Sae and chuckle evilly at the magnificence of this dreadful plot to exterminate the Phantom Thieves. This character is such a lame plot device that despite him being the sole face of the conspiracy for most of the game and one of like three characters Sae interacts with to any real frequency, they never actually give him a name. It’s like Hashino knew.



Anon: just turn yourselves in pls
Anon: Hurry up and execute them!




Probably some idiots with a misguided sense of justice.
Look, can they just arrest those guys already?
Special Investigations is on it. I’m sure they’ll be caught soon.
What kind of people are they? I wanna see what they look like.

Anon: well now im interested
Anon: I kiiinda sympathize...


Music: Suspicion



How much longer are they gonna do this? We should be busy preparing for the school festival right now.
Why’d the school decide to have the festival so late, anyway? I mean, changing the date just because our school’s all over the news? Moving it to next Tuesday only makes more work for us!
We won’t be able to invite friends from other schools now that we’re holding the festival on a weekday. It’ll also be an inconvenience to anyone we already invited. And what about the post-festival party? Will there be enough people for the Student Sharing Special? *sigh* It’s gonna be a real weird festival with morale so low…

Music: So Boring



The absurdity of it all… “Who exactly are the Phantom Thieves?” That’s what we want to know. We really have no clue what method they’re using… Killing someone without directly interacting with them is like magic. Speaking of magic, did you know that there’s magic in math too? A magic square! It’s a square in which adding up the numbers in any row, column or diagonal gives you the same total. Hamiru-san. Please look at this.




Correct.



In a 5x5 square, there are more than 200 million. Can you believe that?

Maaku gains Knowledge +1.

If you had to choose, would you try to find the Phantom Thieves or solve 200 million magic squares? I’d choose the magic squares, hands down. They might both be magic, but magic squares can be calculated. And math doesn’t kill anyone.

It’s killin’ me!

Having everyone out there looking for the culprit is getting me down…

Later in the day…



I’ll need some help with the questionnaires.
What questionnaires?
The ones regarding who people want to see as the guest of honor.
Oh right, that thing they do every year.
You mean how those lame guests come to do a panel, right?
The festival’s dates were changed because of the situation. We need to hurry and tally the results.

It seems like we should probably have done this more than three days before the festival, but that’s just me.

Come to the student council room once classes are over.
Ughhh, that’s so drat boring.
Don’t be like that. It’s so we can meet up without standing out. Let’s do what we can at the moment.
I’m making sure to work hard at home!
But you do that all the time.
I can look stuff up! So, did you find anything, Haru?
About that…
No good, huh?
I’m sorry. It’ll rouse suspicion if I ask too many detailed questions.
No worries! I’ll manage on my end somehow!
We’re counting on you.
I can’t go, but message me if anything happens. I will leave this to you guys. My apologies, but I cannot be of much help in this situation.

Music: Wicked Plan



You don’t need to keep mentioning it. We’re doing this to keep suspicions off of us, remember?



This one too. “Akechi.”
They’re mostly the same over here as well.
Everyone’s so eloquent when they can be anonymous. It’s like they never accepted us to begin with…
It would be nice if you did some work too, Ryuji-kun. You came to help us count these, right? Come on Leader, can you tell him too?



You too…?



“Criminal profiling”…?

This game doesn’t contain nearly enough gratuitous sexual assault for an episode of Criminal Minds, sorry.

The acts of thievery committed by the Phantom Thieves are mere fakes.



*sigh* So now they’re accusing us of being a bunch of killers…
This is so effin’ stupid! Dammit!

Don’t worry, Ryuji. I say “gently caress” enough for the both of us.



First place is Goro Akechi.
What!? Akechi…!?
What’re you so surprised for? We’ve been mentioning him this whole time.
Seriously? Not some singer or an idol?
It’s because of us that his popularity has skyrocketed.
We’re the ones countin’ the results! Can’t we just make ‘em up? We don’t hafta get him…
People will figure that out. He won by a landslide…

I mean, he’s probably busy, right? Also we have no way of contacting him. I think it’s pretty unlikely in the first place that we get him.

I knew people would vote for him, but this is way more votes than I was expecting.
It would be best for us to avoid inviting such a clear danger upon ourselves… I’d like a little more time to think about who to ask…
That reminds me… how is Futaba-chan doing? She seemed like she was looking into something on her own… Has she told you anything?



It’s not that I don’t trust her, but…
Even one clue would work wonders for us. We should let her continue with her own investigation. I hope she finds something…



Hey.



Music: Disquiet



However… I believe the recent series of suspicious deaths is unrelated to their actions.
Wh-What!? Did I hear you correctly? But Akechi-san, you were the first to caution everyone about the Phantom Thieves… were you not?
This doesn’t change the fact that they are indeed a dangerous group. That said, I would like to express that immediately linking them to this case is far too hasty. There are still many questions to be answered here… It feels as though there is more to this.
After this conference, Akechi-san announced he will be limiting his media appearances and--




Seriously? Even you’re having trouble with this poo poo?
What should we do…?
Let’s meet up and discuss our options as soon as possible.
Tomorrow?
The earlier the better, right? Though I still haven’t come up with anything myself…
It’s said two heads are better than one, so I can only imagine what eight heads may produce.
That’s a good way of thinking.
It’s totally an Inari idea.
OK, let’s do everything we can right now. Even if it means crossing some dangerous bridges. Considering how far we’ve come, we can’t be particular about our methodology…

I don’t like the sound of that...




Are you trying to show off? Don’t get cocky, kid. By the way… you haven’t been causing any trouble, have you? I heard the police showed up at your school…



As long as you’re not getting involved…



Well… fine.

Music: Beneath the Mask



Yesterday, they spent the entire day conducting an investigation at a high school. However, it is unclear if they found any clues, and unease among citizens is at its peak. The government has been criticized by the public for allowing such a dangerous group to run free…
They think we’re dangerous!? Why’s this happening to us?



Music: Time to Repent



This means at times, retreating is an effective strategy in order to attack with your next move. It may be good for you to remember that as well. From a teacher to her student, there’s something I’d like to ask you… Will you play a match with me?



Thank you. Please take a seat.

Hifumi Rank 10




Music: Alleycat



There were a lot of people who covered for me by saying that I was just being used by adults. But I’m the one who was most at fault. I was overconfident.



If only I had taken a look at myself and properly assessed my shogi skills. I believed that with my skills, I could overcome being treated like an idol. ...There’s nothing I can say about my mother. You didn’t abandon me, even after you learned about the fixed matches… ...Now I know how encouraging it feels to have someone believe in you. At first, this was just a deal… You help me develop new moves and I give you shogi lessons. But before I knew it, you became… someone I couldn’t do without. I’m not gonna pay attention to all the criticism anymore.




The reason I’m able to think this way is because you stuck by my side. ...I’m really grateful.
I feel a strong bond with Hifumi...

Music: The Spirit




Togo System lets us do the ol’ party swap on anyone’s turn now, which is great because Maaku’s turns are generally too powerful to waste.



Hifumi is one of the better Confidants and ultimately one of my favorite characters in this game. She’s just full of charm. She’s voiced by Eden Riegel, who voiced Marie in Persona 4 Golden, and I did not recognize her until I looked it up just now! Fun fact: Eden is the sister of Sam Riegel, who is the current voice of Teddie!



loving LUCIFER, HOLY poo poo

Music: Alleycat



Music: Sunset Bridge





I feel honored to be told that from one of the Phantom Thieves. I spoke to you about my mother, and then my mother changed…

“It’s kinda hosed up, now that I think about it.”

I knew that couldn’t be a coincidence. If there’s anything I can do to help, please know that you can rely on me.



I will support you in whatever you want to accomplish. Now, let’s play a match. I have a lot of new moves I’d like to test out. I hope you’re OK to stay here a while longer. Thank you… from the bottom of my heart.

Arist fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Jun 8, 2018

Leraika
Jun 14, 2015

Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
Hifumi is such a good girl.

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep
The SIU thing might actually be an obscure Ghost in the Shell reference. Production IG did the in-game animation (you can tell from their bloom effects, no other studio I know uses green bloom) which is also why the game opens up with 2 helicopters flying around a brightly lit skyline at night: that's how all GITS media opens and Production IG is known for their stellar work on Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex. The second season of Stand Alone Complex also featured the SIU, an investigative branch of law enforcement, a corruption riddled enemy to Section 9, the series protagonists. It also seems to me that the SIU Director's office in the game has a great deal in common with Aramaki's office and the Section 9 headquarters, especially in the details on the wood panelling.

HIJK fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Jun 8, 2018

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Ah. I've only seen the original GitS film so I wouldn't know all that.

Blademaster_Aio
Jan 22, 2017

We’re on a roll :D

I hope we get to max out the rest of our confidants soon.

Hifumi has some of the best abilities.

Blueberry Pancakes
Aug 18, 2012

Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!
I thought Nice Detective was going to pull a Columbo at the end there.

Mraagvpeine
Nov 4, 2014

I won this avatar on a technicality this thick.

Blademaster_Aio posted:

We’re on a roll :D

I hope we get to max out the rest of our confidants soon.

Hifumi has some of the best abilities.

What're the current ranks of the confidants?

Epicmissingno
Jul 1, 2017

Thank gooness we all get along so well!

Arist posted:

There’s something I want to talk to everyone about. I’ll be at the hideout… I mean, our place.

This line. This line bugs me so much and it's one of the problems with the writing. Maybe not a big problem compared to some of the others, but a problem nonetheless.

The texts don't sound like texts. They sound like the characters saying things. You wouldn't say "the hideout... I mean, our place", you'd say "our place" because you can delete what you've already written. You could construe it as a joke or something but, no, it's not funny, so that's not likely.

It's so annoying to me because Tokyo Mirage Sessions, another recent game made by Atlus, did this so much better. Each character had a distinct style when they sent you messages, and it was really charming and they had their own emotes and why couldn't this game have been like that, Atlus? Why?

Blueberry Pancakes
Aug 18, 2012

Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!
Good point.

On the other hand, we haven't had any Mystery Food X jokes yet, so I'll accept awkward texts in their stead.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Epicmissingno posted:

This line. This line bugs me so much and it's one of the problems with the writing. Maybe not a big problem compared to some of the others, but a problem nonetheless.

The texts don't sound like texts. They sound like the characters saying things. You wouldn't say "the hideout... I mean, our place", you'd say "our place" because you can delete what you've already written. You could construe it as a joke or something but, no, it's not funny, so that's not likely.

It's so annoying to me because Tokyo Mirage Sessions, another recent game made by Atlus, did this so much better. Each character had a distinct style when they sent you messages, and it was really charming and they had their own emotes and why couldn't this game have been like that, Atlus? Why?

I totally get this and it's super weird. There's a part I pointed out earlier where Ryuji ostensibly types the word "eff," so strong is his commitment to not saying "gently caress."

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Epicmissingno posted:

It's so annoying to me because Tokyo Mirage Sessions, another recent game made by Atlus, did this so much better. Each character had a distinct style when they sent you messages, and it was really charming and they had their own emotes and why couldn't this game have been like that, Atlus? Why?

Were they localized by the same company?

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Mraagvpeine posted:

What're the current ranks of the confidants?

Confidants are:

Igor, Fool Rank 9, advances with the story
Morgana, Magician Rank 9, advances with the story
Makoto, Priestess Rank 8
Yusuke, Emperor Rank 8
Sojiro, Hierophant Rank 8, need to go to Mementos (special visit with Futaba) to advance
Ann, Lovers Rank 8
Ryuji, Chariot Rank 8
Akechi, Justice Rank 4 3, advances with the story
Futaba, Hermit Rank 7, need to go to Mementos to advance
Chihaya, Fortune Rank 7, need to go to Mementos to advance
Caroline and Justine, Strength Rank 8, advances with fusion requests
Iwai, Hanged Man Rank 7, gated by Guts Rank 5
Takemi, Death Rank 10, maxed
Kawakami, Temperance Rank 10, maxed
Ohya, Devil Rank 7, need to go to Mementos to advance.
Shinya, Tower Rank 6
Hifumi, Star Rank 10, maxed
Mishima, Moon Rank 9, need to complete a certain number of requests to unlock
Yoshida, Sun Rank 10, maxed
Sae, Judgement Rank 5, advances with the story.

We don't have Haru's Confidant yet.

Arist fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Jun 8, 2018

serefin99
Apr 15, 2016

Mikoooon~
Your lovely shrine maiden fox wife, Tamamo no Mae, is here to help!

Remind me again why we aren't dating Hifumi?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Leraika
Jun 14, 2015

Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.

serefin99 posted:

Remind me again why we aren't dating Hifumi?

fat stacks

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply