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Omobono
Feb 19, 2013

That's it! No more hiding in tomato crates! It's time to show that idiota Germany how a real nation fights!

For pasta~! CHARGE!

Well, this is do or die (both literally and figuratively) as Shido knows who they are and was planning to tie up loose ends after the election.
They don't care if they can eventually be recognized because if they fail they're dead, but if they succeed they have a lot of leverage to wriggle out of consequences.

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

For all that I mock this game, the parts where the Thieves are setting up to drop a sick own on their marks are pretty cool.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Time to send Shido to the Cloud District, permanently.

Kemix
Dec 1, 2013

Because change
The Best Song in the Game is coming up ladies and gents. This is where boss fights get real good.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Hmm. Is Shido a spiteful enough rear end that he'd set up a contingency to get murdered rather than embarrass himself?

ddegenha
Jan 28, 2009

What is this?!

Stroth posted:

I'm pretty sure everyone that Ann has worked with has seen her backlit before.

The creeping realization of anyone who has antagonized Ann on a modeling gig only to see that broadcast and realize that she's a Phantom Thief and the only reason she hasn't done something to them is because she can't be bothered to retaliate.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Meanwhile all the Kosei students are like "yes of course the weird intense kid is a Phantom Thief, why wouldn't he be".

Omobono
Feb 19, 2013

That's it! No more hiding in tomato crates! It's time to show that idiota Germany how a real nation fights!

For pasta~! CHARGE!

ddegenha posted:

The creeping realization of anyone who has antagonized Ann on a modeling gig only to see that broadcast and realize that she's a Phantom Thief and the only reason she hasn't done something to them is because she can't be bothered to retaliate.

Meanwhile Mika is so horribly pissed because the amateur can actually find time to play at superhero in between photoshoots.

E: although it would explain how Ann keeps her figure

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!
I finally found that image I was looking for about what most of you seem to think of Akechi!

Blueberry Pancakes
Aug 18, 2012

Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!
I think someone posted that a few pages back, actually.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Part 172: 12/8: The Return Of The Phantom Thieves

Music: Desire



What did they mean when they said “nobody has died”!? Could they have installed a new leader just to threaten us and Shido!?




Excuse me…






BUHHHH OOPS

How’re you gonna get out of this one, dipshit?

Yes, but… um…



Perhaps this Phantom Thief tricked us with his bizarre powers!

Nope! You’re just all idiots!

Maybe he just made us think he had died…
Who made those documents…? Who was there at the scene of the suicide!?



PLEASE UNDERSTAND



And what about Akechi!? Where did that useless brat go!?






Isshiki you magnificent bastard I READ YOUR BOOK






This isn’t the time for games!
Um, I really don’t know what you’re speaking of… Oh, but that reminds me… I received a calling card from the Phantom Thieves… but everything from then on is a blur…



No… Could I have done something wrong…!?

Ahahahaha, okay, Sae might not be so bad after all. This almost makes up for all the emotional abuse.





Did the Phantom Thieves get to her…?



What have I done…?



Even so, how did he escape from the station…?
It doesn’t matter! We must catch him! We can’t let this get out! Not only was the suicide announcement false, but he got away on top of that!

One of the detectives runs away.



Why me…?
Check the documents you created. You may remember something once you look at them. …But even if you can’t recall, all responsibility for his escape rests squarely on your shoulders.

I thought they didn’t know how we escaped? He just said that!

I’m sorry, I honestly don’t know what’s going on here…
You’re the last person to talk to that phantom thief! You have to clean up your boss’s mess! If you’re going to resent someone, resent your dead director!




That doesn’t matter! Your actions have made a mockery of the police force! You’re going to pay for this, I promise!
…Very well.





Search the place.




Where are the Phantom Thieves?
Oh, you mean those guys they’ve been talking about on TV?

Agent Leader slams the counter.

Don’t play dumb with me.
This is obstruction of business, you know.
...We’ve investigated this thoroughly.
Is this the only way you do things?



Sure took you a while to puzzle that one out, Einstein. The attic is one room! Maybe you can help your friend back there determine if they’re hiding in the coffee beans while you’re at it.



If you’re not a customer, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave.




Justice isn’t on your side.

Sorry, Sojiro. We probably should have told you to beat feet or something before we sent that message out, huh.

Music: Disquiet



It is nothing more than a wicked terrorist act, aimed at obstructing the elections. What we need now is a powerful, unyielding leader. I am willing to risk my life to fight them.



I hear what Shido-san is saying, but is it true?
I speak now to those who call themselves Phantom Thieves. Your actions are gravely serious crimes. You are rebelling against the laws of this country and unnecessarily causing alarm among its citizens. I call on you to surrender yourselves at once and apologize to the people of this proud nation.



But don’t you think that Shido looks like a criminal too?
I don’t know what to believe anymore…
I hope they catch them soon…



“Apologize”? Quite the funny joke.
Who is the real criminal here?

Really makes you think.



The Phantom Thieves embark.



Note: the loving portraits are blocking view of the crowd, oops.

Our calling card has had a tremendous effect.
I’m real proud of that one!
All they’re doin’ is makin’ noise though…
Seriously. They should just go home and sleep…

Yeah, the people shouldn’t care about us at all. That seems totally in line with what we want.

Even after what happened, not many people want to see Shido have a change of heart… What we’re about to do is just, right…?



That’s right. Have we ever acted outside of the scope of justice?

Except for that one time? Nope.

You have a point.



Music: Sunset Bridge



Way off in the corner, Ohya is visible.



This has me excited as well. *snicker* That boy really keeps the news rolling in.
She doesn’t notice we’re here… right? That keen journalist nose is a force to be reckoned with.



Oh, good. Mishima’s here. ...Not even sure if that’s sarcasm.




I guarantee it.

Aww, sweet.



There may not be many of them, but we have to cherish our fans. Let’s go change Shido’s heart!

The Phantom Thieves nod.






Aww, I wish I’d gone straight home! I could’ve seen it in person in Shibuya that way!





I knew they were up to no good the moment that stuff came up. I bet they’re just a bunch of scumbags.
Ohhh, I see. That’s scary!




*slamming fists on desk* WHERE. IS. LALA.

Music: Life Will Change



No gauntlet or obstacles to fight through this time. Let’s just head straight to Shido.




Music: Desire




...Not that it matters. If you have a complaint, I’m willing to listen.
What did you do to Akechi!? He… He was your own son!
Hmph, I had a feeling it was something like that. He reminded me too much of that woman. I also have an idea as to why he approached me. He was trying to trap me, was he not? He was sharp, but in the end he was just a kid. I controlled him merely by offering praise. I intended to dispose of him as soon as I became prime minister.

Ha, Akechi’s getting dragged from beyond the grave.

What!?




His destroying himself saved me quite a bit of effort though.
How could you…!?
You stole my mom’s research… and took her life!
Everything you’ve done has been for your own selfish gains! You even killed my father…! I will never forgive you!



I only require that the foolish entrust themselves to their superiors. I shall guide them.
The hell makes you think you’re so much better than everyone else!?
You never would have been able to make it this far without Akechi’s help!
He only appeared because of the expectations God held for me.

Oh man, this is rich. gently caress this motherfucker, seriously.

Moreover, it was thanks to me that Akechi was able to properly use his power to begin with.



How selfish! You were unable to win by honest means, so you used foul tricks to ascend the political ladder!
A cruel person like you has no right to stand leading the citizens of this country. You’re nothing but a criminal who rose above others by climbing a staircase of sin.
The life of a nation as opposed to those of a few sacrifices… There can be no comparison. The ignorant masses only care about their own personal happiness. I am merely granting that for them.



I can’t believe you look down on everyone else so harshly…
I’d never accept a leader who makes a teenager murder people! You say it’s for the country, but I bet it’s all for yourself. Nobody would wish for something like that!
Nobody?



Everyone denies the value of hard work these days. Instead, they seek to effortlessly gain wealth. That is why I must reestablish this mighty country. One that does not waver… One that others bow to.
Mighty, my rear end! That’s just a crooked country made by a crook!
We cannot let you do this. You are a disgrace to Japan. Hence, we will take your deranged heart.



However… considering the loss of Akechi, it would be a waste to kill those who are actually capable. I will allow you to choose between life or death one last time. Devote your power to my social reform. I will give you anything you want, be it wealth or status.



“Do you mean it…?” What a stupid loving answer, I love it.

There’s no way we’d follow you!
No matter how many times you ask, our answer’s not gonna change!

Shido Intro (Look, you should really just watch this, this is a really hard scene to describe)

Music: Blood of Villain








Suddenly, crowds of sycophants fill the room out of nowhere.



There’s tons of them…!






The podium rises...







Then, new layers of floor start protruding from the walls?



Yusuke loving Superman jumps up and motions for the others to follow him.



And everyone does follow, jumping about seventy-five feet straight up.







I know that the lion is made out of people that he’s literally using as stepping stones to victory and it’s all horrifying and everything, but there’s a hell of a lot of prominent butt visible on that thing and it’s all I can see.






And the fight begins.

megane
Jun 20, 2008



And he rode to war astride a lion made of rear end.

Blueberry Pancakes
Aug 18, 2012

Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!
Something wrong, Phantom Thieves? You came here expecting to fight a madman, and instead you found... a god!?

Omobono
Feb 19, 2013

That's it! No more hiding in tomato crates! It's time to show that idiota Germany how a real nation fights!

For pasta~! CHARGE!

drat Shido's shadow oozes style. (Also oozes ooze because he's slimy).
Here comes a really good boss.

By the way, they learned from Persona 4. You don't need to delay Shadow Shido until the last possible day, you still get to play the remaining days normally after this.



Lala is somewhere buying a bottle of really good booze and putting Maaku's name on it, for when he's 18.

E:

Hobgoblin2099 posted:

Something wrong, Phantom Thieves? You came here expecting to fight a madman, and instead you found... a god!?
And now you're making me wish we got Mr. Bison Shido.

W.T. Fits
Apr 21, 2010

Ready to Poyozo Dance all over your face.

Omobono posted:

Lala is somewhere buying a bottle of really good booze and putting Maaku's name on it, for when he's 18.

Legal drinking age in Japan is 20.

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


megane posted:

And he rode to war astride a lion made of rear end.

Trying to make a "Lions led by Donkeys" joke here.

GuyUpNorth
Apr 29, 2014

Witty phrases on random basis
And now everyone who knows Shido's VAs can start praising Zeon.

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you

GuyUpNorth posted:

And now everyone who knows Shido's VAs can start praising Zeon.

In both dubs as well.

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!
This is where everything... clicked for me. The encouraging words from the Confidants you've maxed. The lyrical version of Life Will Change. It all felt right.

Malah
May 18, 2015

Sojiro rocks. :allears:

Arist posted:

*slamming fists on desk* WHERE. IS. LALA.
If Lala doesn't get a SL slot in the rerelease then it's a worthless product as far as I'm concerned.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Arist posted:



I know that the lion is made out of people that he’s literally using as stepping stones to victory and it’s all horrifying and everything, but there’s a hell of a lot of prominent butt visible on that thing and it’s all I can see.

Butt Stallion says hello.

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?

This is oddly satisfying. Just imagining him freaking the gently caress out because "Oh poo poo they're going to make me feel bad about all the bad stuff I did, oh gently caress oh gently caress"

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

This game has so many missteps to it but when it works, it really works.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Night10194 posted:

This game has so many missteps to it but when it works, it really works.

:yeah:

megane
Jun 20, 2008



GunnerJ posted:

This is oddly satisfying. Just imagining him freaking the gently caress out because "Oh poo poo they're going to make me feel bad about all the bad stuff I did, oh gently caress oh gently caress"

I mean, it's pretty horrifying when you think about it. Your enemies are literally crawling around in your brain and rewriting your personality. You've watched several of your friends and allies lose themselves to the same process, so you know what's going to happen to you; they're going to force you to betray everything you've worked for on national TV, at which point you'll get thrown in jail or die. And there's nothing you can do about it but wait.

It'd be a psychological horror movie except we're on the other side of things.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

NOW THE ONLY PERSON ALLOWED TO GO TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT...WILL BE ME!!!!

The Shido fight is awesome and just gets even better.

GhostStalker
Mar 26, 2010

Guys, find a woman who looks at you the way GhostStalker looks at every bald, obese, single 58 year old accountant from Tulsa who managed to win $4,000 by not wagering on a Final Jeopardy triple stumper.

GuyUpNorth posted:

And now everyone who knows Shido's VAs can start praising Zeon.

Was surprised it took so long for someone to make that joke. His helmet should give it away immediately, but in case somebody is too young to get it: Shido, he is a CHAR.

Expanding on a previous cultural note posted, the right eye of the Daruma figurine making up the top half of this treasure room modeled on the Hall of Representatives in the Japanese Diet filled in when Shido was ascending, which is something you're supposed to do when you complete the goal you made when you filled in the left eye of the doll, symbolizing the completion of Shido's goal to become Prime Minister of Japan and all that. Now all the Phantom Thieves have to do is stop him.

Anyway, great boss fight coming up now, with one of the best tracks in this game.

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

And now we behold the zenith of the crippling illness known as Butts Disease. I look forward to Shadow Shido literally pulling bullshit attacks out of his rear end(es).

amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017


If this were 20 years ago, it'd be 1998 and Persona back then would have let adults like Tora be a party member. :sigh:

Arist posted:


I know that the lion is made out of people that he’s literally using as stepping stones to victory and it’s all horrifying and everything, but there’s a hell of a lot of prominent butt visible on that thing and it’s all I can see.

GhostStalker posted:

Was surprised it took so long for someone to make that joke. His helmet should give it away immediately, but in case somebody is too young to get it: Shido, he is a CHAR.

Considering how the boss looks, I think you mean Shido is going Full Frontal on us. :v:

eternaldough
Jan 16, 2017

I may still think Shido is a fairly underwhelming villain, especially for the 'big villain', but this scene really manages to sell him as 'final boss' material.

GhostStalker
Mar 26, 2010

Guys, find a woman who looks at you the way GhostStalker looks at every bald, obese, single 58 year old accountant from Tulsa who managed to win $4,000 by not wagering on a Final Jeopardy triple stumper.

amigolupus posted:

Considering how the boss looks, I think you mean Shido is going Full Frontal on us. :v:

Well, aren't they pretty much the same thing? :v:

Besides, Char is the more readily recognizable name, and not just for the meme factor. Big boss dude with a white helmet? That's a Char clone.

GhostStalker fucked around with this message at 11:46 on Dec 2, 2018

fucking love Fiona Apple
Jun 19, 2013

samus comfy so what

Shido is the best boss fight in the game and one of the best in the entire series and I will fight anyone who disagrees. :colbert:

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Tora being like 'Man I wish I was young enough to get in there and punch this guy myself' further cements him as the best social link.

SugarAddict
Oct 11, 2012
Why can't you just shoot the guy and all his cronies?
Yea, there will be a pile of dead bodies, but it would be tiny to the amount of people they've killed already.

Omobono
Feb 19, 2013

That's it! No more hiding in tomato crates! It's time to show that idiota Germany how a real nation fights!

For pasta~! CHARGE!

You mean Shido?
Good luck in:
a) getting a gun
b) getting close enough to use the gun
c) getting all the cronies

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

if Maaku have gun, this never happen

MechanicalTomPetty
Oct 30, 2011

Runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me

Arist posted:

Hmph, I had a feeling it was something like that. He reminded me too much of that woman. I also have an idea as to why he approached me. He was trying to trap me, was he not? He was sharp, but in the end he was just a kid. I controlled him merely by offering praise. I intended to dispose of him as soon as I became prime minister.

Man, Akechi just can't catch a break can he? Even Shido managed to play him like a drat fiddle.

Robindaybird
Aug 21, 2007

Neat. Sweet. Petite.

Night10194 posted:

Tora being like 'Man I wish I was young enough to get in there and punch this guy myself' further cements him as the best social link.

Part of why the "Ageswap" AU is so popular on Tumblr (with the adult Confidants as thieves, and the kids adults - Sojiro taking Joker's role, and Tora is among the crew)

Blueberry Pancakes
Aug 18, 2012

Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!

MechanicalTomPetty posted:

Man, Akechi just can't catch a break can he? Even Shido managed to play him like a drat fiddle.

Yeah, it's kind of the down side of your evil plan involving giving your enemy everything he wants.

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Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


megane posted:

I mean, it's pretty horrifying when you think about it. Your enemies are literally crawling around in your brain and rewriting your personality. You've watched several of your friends and allies lose themselves to the same process, so you know what's going to happen to you; they're going to force you to betray everything you've worked for on national TV, at which point you'll get thrown in jail or die. And there's nothing you can do about it but wait.

And all the while the people doing it to you are doing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY on every big screen in Japan.

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