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So, level with us Arist. How many Indiana Jones/Tomb Raider/Uncharted jokes are you going to have resist making in the next couple of updates?
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Legit had not even thought of that, primarily because I very rarely think about a bit in advance, but thanks for the ideas 
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AradoBalanga posted:So, level with us Arist. How many Indiana Jones/Tomb Raider/Uncharted jokes are you going to have resist making in the next couple of updates? You fool! You've doomed us all!
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I expect approximately 50 stargate jokes, and will be disappointed if the total doesn't reach at least 20.
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Futaba: Return the Treasure...or suffer my curse...! Morgana: WHAT'S YER OFFER?!
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I really wish Ryuji would stop doing dumb things. It's starting to make him unlikable. And I somehow managed to tolerate Yosuke. 
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Josef bugman posted:You fool! You've doomed us all!
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Hobgoblin2099 posted:I really wish Ryuji would stop doing dumb things. It's starting to make him unlikable. I just wish he'd stop doing the same dumb thing.
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Arist posted:
I don't know if it's true either but that would certainly explain mummies walking around. Also Sae isn't objecting to events often enough for my tastes. 
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Hobgoblin2099 posted:I really wish Ryuji would stop doing dumb things. It's starting to make him unlikable. ...Ryuji just managed to trap Futaba in her own Palace, hasn't he? And it took Yosuke till near the end of the game and a bad end to do the same thing to Namatame.
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amigolupus posted:...Ryuji just managed to trap Futaba in her own Palace, hasn't he? Actually if she was in the palace, she would end up in the same place as us you know. Like Ann did. We didn't see her, even though the desert offers a pretty vast view so I don't think she's with us.
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I mean if she did appear it would be inside the actual Palace since it looks like she things of her room as the inside of the Palace or something like that since even when just outside the room we appear outside the Palace.
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Yosuke is not that bad, outside of the obvious. He absolutely needs a couple kicks in the balls everytime he shits on Kanji (or for operation Babe Hunt), but in everything else he's just dumb, not aggressively so and not to the team's detriment barring the bad end. And really, how many of us would have kept our cool during that plot beat? How the gently caress Narukami managed that, I have no idea. Ryuji's impulsiveness biting #Millennials is starting to get really stale, please use something else for conflict game.
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Is there anything preventing a person from entering their own Palace? I don't think it's ever been tried before. But on the other hand, entering the metaverse or whatever tends to preserve relative locations, so she should have appeared nearby to the others...?
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Omobono posted:And really, how many of us would have kept our cool during that plot beat? How the gently caress Narukami managed that, I have no idea. Depending on how canonical you find the anime given that it's the source of his name, he was a hair's breath from throwing him in before he was guilt tripped by a flashback of Nanako.
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Does he in fact have emotions? He meets every social situation with the same blank-faced stare as though his soul was burned away by horrors no human should endure.
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He's playing NG+ so nothing surprises him any more, he's just going through the motions on fast-forward.
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A little late, but I am a firm Team Makoto supporter, she's the goddamned best. Akechi can eat 1,000 dicks and die. Ryuji keeps making fantastic decisions and I hope he never stops. 
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Deltasquid posted:He's playing NG+ so nothing surprises him any more, he's just going through the motions on fast-forward. Nah, that's the Golden anime.
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kw0134 posted:Does he in fact have emotions? He meets every social situation with the same blank-faced stare as though his soul was burned away by horrors no human should endure. He interacts with Yosuke and Marie on a daily basis, of course je has nothing left of his soul.
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RareAcumen posted:I don't know if it's true either but that would certainly explain mummies walking around. Well, that's the point, isn't it? At some level the idea of some kind of car cat just makes sense. Beep beep meow. Though yeah, that desert is impressive, given how many other people just have outlandish buildings. She's the invincible mob boss of being alone.
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Glazius posted:Well, that's the point, isn't it? At some level the idea of some kind of car cat just makes sense. Beep beep meow. I assume even Sae has, if not watched, at least heard of Totoro and the Catbus, in the same way I'd expect an American her age to have at least some vague knowledge of, I don't know, Transformers or Power Rangers.
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Omobono posted:I assume even Sae has, if not watched, at least heard of Totoro and the Catbus, in the same way I'd expect an American her age to have at least some vague knowledge of, I don't know, Transformers or Power Rangers. Sae strikes me as the kind of person married to studies then moved on and married work and has no time for anything else because they don't get grades / promotions.
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Blademaster_Aio posted:Sae strikes me as the kind of person married to studies then moved on and married work and has no time for anything else because they don't get grades / promotions. That is definitely her now. But when she told Makoto that the Phantom Thieves cost her a promotion, Makoto remarked something along the lines of "A promotion? Sister, you really have changed."
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All sources indicate that Sae was a normal non-sociopath before her father died and she got saddled with the useless one, so she is likely to be aware of the glory of Catbus.,
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Glazius posted:Though yeah, that desert is impressive, given how many other people just have outlandish buildings. She's the invincible mob boss of being alone. The pyramid is just a front, her real palace is in a secret underground bunker accessed from via a steel door underneath a pot in one of those abandoned buildings.
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Part 74: 7/25-7/26: No, You Look Like poo poo Makoto Music: The Days When My Mother Was There (Another Version)   C’mon, let’s get inside…Let’s take a cursory look around the area first.  We can jump down here...  ...but all it does is let us slide down pointlessly. Fun, though!  Over on the other side of the area, we see a town off in the distance.   We probably don’t need to concern ourselves with it though. I can sense the Treasure in the pyramid. Let’s just head up the stairs and enter the pyramid.   Who knows what may await us within… What is your call, Joker? Shall we head inside? >Let’s go. OK. We’ll find out more about Futaba’s secrets in here, right? Indeed. Well, let’s head inside.Music: The Days When My Mother Was Here  It may be because Futaba’s room in reality has AC pumping through it. Either way, this is a relief... Huh, our clothes still haven’t changed even now. This has never happened to us before. It is refreshing that she doesn’t see us as a threat… but we are completely surrounded by walls. I guess this is a tomb… It’s probably not made to be easy to get into. Anyway, let’s explore. We have to jump across some pillars to cross a gap. Keep this in mind for later.  There’re way too goddamn many... Don’t ask for too much. You should be happy we’re not being attacked as we ascend. More importantly, I can totally sense the Treasure ahead. We’re getting pretty close now! These stairs seem to be headed into the heart of the pyramid. I wonder if that’s where the Treasure waits... Welp, time to keep climbin’ then. Let’s go.  She did welcome us in here, after all. Don’t let your guard down, guys. This is a pyramid, so there may still be traps. I don’t think you can call this the real thing...  Hm? There’s someone there!Music: Disquiet  That’s Futaba’s Shadow. It isn’t the real her. Oh yeah, you’ve seen her face. True. This one’s kinda dressed like a queen. So you’re Futaba Sakura… …… Hey, where’s the Treasure? It’s doubtful that you wouldn’t know where it is. Hey, say something. Don’t be like that! I’m sorry, Futaba-chan. It’s OK, there’s no need to be scared. So, can you tell us where your most treasured possession is?*pause* This is going nowhere. Let’s just leave her. Will you guys shut up for a bit!? Music: Desire She talked… but… What’re you sayin’? You want us to steal it, right? If you believe you can steal it, then try as you might. That’s rather defiant sounding. Perhaps this is that “tsundere” thing where someone is harsh or sweet depending on the mood.I don’t want you to steal my Treasure at all, baka! Considering the state that my Palace is in… ...There is no way that you can steal it. A series of harsh, angry voices from nowhere begin to yell.  Creepy child… You killed her! You’re a plague! What are these voices? Murderer! Why don’t you say something? Murderer…? You’re the one who killed her! It’s all your fault! This is horrible... Hey, the hell is this? Don’t come near me! Don’t just stand there, say something! It’s your fault! Murderer! What…? Music: High Pressure  What was that!? I will remain here. I will do so until I die.   She sees us as a threat now… What’s going on!?  Music: Desire Creepy child… You killed her! You’re a plague! Murderer! What’s with that look? Why don’t you say something? You’re the one who killed her! ...That’s right… I killed Mom. I don’t deserve to be alive… This place is a tomb… I’ll die here... That’s right! Die! Don’t come near me! Don’t just stand there, say something! It’s your fault!   This is bad—I’m having a hard time getting a grasp of our situation. We should regroup and--Music: Run, Run, Run!   What now!? BOULDER    Sure hope smashing the poo poo out of Futaba’s Palace doesn’t mess up her mind or whatever! Music: The Days When My Mother Was Here   Several walls block the path back up.  Now what!? Even if we wanted to ask Futaba what’s going on, it seems the door is shut. What should we do? I think our best option is retreating for now. This won’t be as simple as we expected. Why don’t we prepare a little more, then come back? OK. Then let’s retreat for now and return to the Palace another day.  The Phantom Thieves, whom they singled out, have not made any notable actions at this time. Will Medjed carry out their cyberterrorism?Music: Suspicion In order to stop them, we need to help Futaba Sakura before the 21st. Our deadline is about two days prior, so the 19th. Meetin’ up in Shibuya then comin’ here’s a pain, right? Let’s make this place our hideout for a while. Is everyone fine with this place being our next hideout then?Everyone nods. We must take care not to be discovered by Boss. There’s no telling what may happen inside that pyramid. We all need to be cautious so that place doesn’t become our graveyard. Man, this is gonna be one crazy summer vacation. We’re dealin’ with international hackers and lookin’ for a Treasure in a pyramid. How can you be enjoying this? This is a crisis of whether or not our group continues on, you know!? I know that! That reminds me. While we were in the Mona car, you were staring at me with a dirty look, you perv.Music: My Homie Shuddup! It was a great view!Great defense, Ryuji! You guys were lookin’ too, am I right!?No! I mean, my character was, but that’s just because this game is hosed like that. Indeed. The pyramid’s golden ratio was truly a sight to behold. I wasn’t staring, Lady Ann. I’m a gentleman, after all. It’s not that you “weren’t,” but that you “couldn’t” since you were transformed, am I right? *sigh* Will we be all right like this…? Finally, a sensible hideout.  Not again... Music: Desire  Uhhh, okay…   Agh… Ngh… I’m not sure it’s a great sign when loving Psychonauts of all things is better at portraying mental illness than your game. Music: Disquiet    Is doing this really going to help us do something about Medjed? Do they truly intend to follow through on their threat? It’d be a shame if our efforts were a waste. Medjed will definitely make a move. Alibaba! I’m checking in on your progress. How much longer will it take? Your heart is more problematic than we had anticipated.Jeez, Makoto, what a mean thing to say.  Hey, Alibaba! Can you really do something about Medjed? Of course. Unfortunately, we have next to no evidence to support that. Your work will be rewarded. I promise. Besides… You have no other option, do you? I suppose that’s true... Can you do stuff like take down a server? Show us.Fuckin’ Ryuji, man. Hey! Don’t start any trouble. That’s all it would take to convince you? All right, I ask that you take care of this quickly. Until then. Wait! Are you ditching us again? This is troubling, but… we need to do what we can at the moment. I have concern for Futaba herself during all this. Man, why’d this have to be during summer vacation? We don’t have any other choice. Maaku-kun. As always, we’ll leave it to you to call us together. The sight of her Palace bothers me too… We have to do this.Music: Beneath the Mask   oh no whatever will we do  I try to access the URL, but it says that page doesn’t exist!Mishima forgot to pay his loving domain hosting again, christ. Which reminds me: if the Phantom Thieves are exploding in popularity, how’s he paying for all that bandwidth?  I’d never do such a thing! It has to be Medjed’s doing! Is this supposed to be some kind of penalty for cheering for the Phantom Thieves!? But wait, they’re totally jumping the gun! There’s still time until the cleanse! Hold on, something came up. “Is this proof enough for you…?” Well, uh… it looks like everything’s back to normal. Sorry for making a fuss about all this… I’m going to try and look into it a little more though. See you.Oh, Mishima, you poor sap. Was that Alibaba proving what she said earlier? Talk about a crazy thing to pull off... The Medjed homepage has posted a declaration of victory and an announcement of their next crime. This is thought to be yet another provocation against the Phantom Thieves, who have yet to respond. They’re really getting carried away… Well, just you wait.  Music: Tokyo Emergency  We need her to help us take down Medjed, got it? OK, then—let the plan commence!    Not sure why we’re getting this tutorial now, but OK. We could gently caress around for three weeks, or we could just go into the Palace now and get it over with. So let’s do that.   We won’t get a chance later on tonight, so we make sure to feed our plant now. Maaku gains Kindness +3.   I’m allowed to get a little smug after placing in the top ten.  Oh? You have a good look on your face. You can have this. Look at your face with it. Uhhh, thanks. I was expecting like, money or something like from Dojima, but this is… fine, I guess. You actually are pretty smart, huh. You showed me. Studying is good and all, but men need to keep up their looks too. Looking clean is important. That’s actually not terrible, it’s just that we’re going to spend most of the rest of the game with most if not all of the characters wearing SP Adhesive 3s at all times, so it’s kind of a waste.   Really? I guess young people these days have more backbone than I thought. Remember? When we were young, we’d speak out and take a stand against those in power, too. That’s true, but… I don’t know if we can trust them.  The international hacktivist group Medjed released a statement earlier... Yeah, and I couldn’t read it ‘cause it was in English. Well, it doesn’t really matter to me. We head over to the second-hand store looking for that console he was selling earlier.   We buy it and this lovely gambling game.   They’re people who use computers to do bad things, like steal people’s secrets. Are they like the Phantom Thieves? Who do you think’d win in a fight, Kotaro? *whine*Music: Tokyo Daylight  God, Makoto, you’re hanging out at school during break? NEEEEERD. Before we talk to Makoto, take notice of the deadline. First, “The Cleanse” is just amazingly melodramatic, even considering the consequences. Second, we have twenty-six days until the deadline, which is downright ludicrous.   Okay, so previous Persona games dealt with summer vacation by kind of sidestepping it: instead of letting you hang out with school-based Social Links in a different context, they just went “gently caress it” and decided not to let you advance those Links at all. They also totally divorced most party members’ Links from a school context to get around it, though ironically they didn’t quite do it enough; an infamous example of which being Kanji’s Social Link, which had to be initiated by talking to a random school NPC, failure of which to do so before vacation started would lock you out of his Link for the duration. Anyway, here they deal with it by… mostly not letting you form Confidants with your classmates, and relying on contrivance for the rest. None of them save Kawakami require a school event to initiate (though later ranks of her Confidant have brief events that take place during school hours, which are obviously unavailable during break) Mishima is the only non-party member classmate in the game with a Confidant, and his takes place entirely at night, so it’s a non-issue. The only Confidants with events that take place at school are Ryuji and Makoto (as well as a later character, and one of Ann’s later ranks, but the former can only be initiated after summer break ends, and I don’t really count the latter), and the game explains their events by not really explaining them. Examining the (ajar) school gate during summer vacation will tell you that some students are likely inside for clubs… and that’s it. Eiko and Ryuji’s former track teammates are just… hanging out at school during summer break, I guess. Whatever.  At a time like this…? I guess if that’s really what you want to do… Is this a part of your grand strategy? Hm. I suppose it wouldn’t hurt to take things a little slower. Oh, so I spoke with Eiko and she said her boyfriend was OK with the double date idea. She asked me to show her your picture though…Wait, what? We’ve met. Apparently, um… she thinks you look a little lame… She told me that my boyfriend isn’t in the same league as her Tsukasa… I was going to disagree, but you are a bit disheveled at times…Well, thanks for sticking up for me, Makoto. So dependable, you. Hm, this is a problem... This is Rank 5 Charm, by the way. We’re at Rank 3. This is one of the most infamous stat blocks in the game because it’s so early, so severe, and it comes out of loving nowhere. Eiko… I need to meet her boyfriend somehow and make sure he’s not scamming her...  Why is the director harassing us? We’ve been getting a lot of viewers! That’s why I wanted to stop going against them. At least this showdown is in the headlines… Tch, we’re not high school reporters! Do you want the other news stations to get the real scoops before we do?  Ahhh, I can feel it! The power of the Sun God flows through me… However, the brighter the light, the larger the shadow. Darkness grows in the people’s hearts! The most extreme of this is Medjed! The incarnation of ill will, born from the surge of darkness!  But the Phantom Thieves will surely win, so I give you my ballad… “Manly Firework”! Emails, videos, secret diaries/Things I don’t want people to see/Close up those Etchu loincloths/The fight is close at hand/Some things men can’t give away/Push through and bloom/Protect the final fort/Don’t lose everything/ That was Japanese rock! What’d you think? Yeah, it flows through my rock n’ roll soul! Gotta let it guide me wherever it goes!  I heard that they can get through any kind of internet security. That’s actually pretty impresssive. Maybe I’ll join them and have them get me Akechi-kun’s number... Oh, you…Oh, you, always creeping on high schoolers!    It’s more like… my memory is hazy. Like I’m in some dream… It’s as if my brain… or the world itself gets completely rewritten… Could the Phantom Thieves have done something to me? No… there’s no way...  There’s certainly nothing we can do. It’d be awful if Medjed set their sights on our company. Exactly. Higher-ups like my hubby are who need to step in if things go south. Sometimes, I’m relived my husband hasn’t climbed in the ranks.  To enter the depths of a woman’s heart, you need a password. It’s what we call honeyed words… However, true pick-up artists never resort to force. We touch women’s hearts with skill alone! S-Senpai… You’re too cool…!  You’re a phantom thief, aren’t ya? They’re all the rage now! Find out more… after these messages! Haha, whoa! You’re really into this! You really put the “fan” in phantom thief, don’t you? Just between you and me… Did you know the Phantom Thieves are recruiting right now? That’s right, phantom thief lessons are 90% off right now! We even offer easy payment plans! Whaaat!? Don’t get so full of yourself! You gave me false hope for a minute there! Idiot kid, get outta here! As if someone like you could become a phantom thief!  I placed my shop on the street so I can see people walking by, but I’m about to melt… Well then, shall I read your fortune in detail…? OK. Please take a seat.  This is where we actually see the “needs to come from an All-out Attack” condition of Money Reading. Still, it’s well worth it. Reading your money fortune will cost you 5000 yen. Is that OK? OK, let’s read your money fortune. Hm… fate… Is this… money…? This tells me that, ultimately, you’ll obtain more money than usual. Hopefully you have a payday coming soon. That’s all for today’s money fortune reading. Music: Butterfly Kiss  Next and final detour, Takemi’s.  ...But you don’t seem too concerned about it. So, what are you here for today?  We want to get one more SP Adhesive 3, as well as more full HP revives and Relax Gels. Relax Gels are single-target cure Despair/Rage/Brainwash/Fear/Confuse, and while Makoto has Energy Shower which does the exact same thing but multi-target, we need a backup plan for when she gets hit with one of those status effects. Music: Tokyo Emergency    Music: Suspicion   Oh yeah, all the other ones until now have just been normal cities outside of the distortion itself. Thanks to that, we didn’t even know we were in a Palace our first time goin’ into Kamoshida’s. That’s still part of the Palace though. The city may not have been distorted, but it was still cognition. The Palace rulers may have been criminals, but they were social enough to know the city layout. But Futaba probably doesn’t… In fact, I’d be she isn’t even interested in the outside world. Hence why the whole thing is a bleak desert… Understandable, considering her lifestyle. I doubt many famous criminals are shut-ins like her though. Hopefully that means we won’t have to go through all this desert business in the future. That might not necessarily be the case. Many upper-class citizens travel by limo or plane, so they don’t know or care about city life... A plane…!? drat, that sounds pretty good! I mean, wouldn’t you wanna go to a Palace wayyy up above the clouds if you could? I think a flying bank is quite enough, thanks… I have to say though, the topic of the area outside the distortion is fascinating. Depending on the criminal, there may be an exact replica of Tokyo within their Palace. I would love to examine the aesthetics of such a strange place at least once.Why? It’d just be Tokyo. You don’t got a drat thing but art in that head of yours, huh? But it’s true that an observant criminal could have a true to reality city in their Palace. ...Although even if such a place did exist, it’s not like we’d have any use for it.Music: Tokyo Emergency  Well, next time we’ll head straight into the Palace, knock that out quick, and keep going, with no other bullshit getting in the way. I know a lot of you guys liked making fun of me when that last bullshit happened, but no more, okay? We’re not doing that again. I slave over a hot keyboard making updates for you guys, so don’t compla   ”hey guys” Arist fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Aug 24, 2019 |
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Arist posted:
When you think about how Makoto is otherwise written as generally being into the protagonist, this just gets funnier. Sure, she may be into him, but she only hangs out with the hottest of dudes
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There's a much bullshit skill check for an SL much farther down the line.
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Most infamous still goes to Iwai and his Rank 4 Guts check before you even have an opportunity to raise Guts that the game will never shut up about. No, you loving cat, I don't have the Guts to open a bag, stop bitching about it
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Yeah, going to have to agree that Guts check is still the worst by far, since you're literally forced by the game into checking out that link AND get the pleasure of the game whining at you that you haven't started yet whenever you want to purchase new equipment - despite it being literally impossible to start for a while. And it's not so much that that Makoto's not willing to hang out with you, regardless of how you're dressed, but rather that she's terrible at arguing against something like that, combined with recognizing it's true, no matter how much she personally doesn't care. She's got an extremely honest and straightforward personality after all, so trying to talk her way around a point she recognizes as true is something of a hopeless cause for her. It's still a ridiculous, out-of-nowhere, max. stat requirement, and not even the one you'd expect for her personality, though. Lord Koth fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Nov 28, 2017 |
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Arist posted:Part 74: 7/25-7/26: No, You Look Like poo poo Makoto I think that as long as you're steering far enough away to not be compared to Indigo Prophecy, you're doing pretty well.
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I realize we're probably going to be masked the entire time in the pyramid, probably for combat reasons, but it'd be kind of interesting if we swapped forms unpredictably.
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Homeless Man has the mugshot of one of the women that thirsts for high schoolers.
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Hey, Psychonauts did a legitimately fantastic job representing various mental illnesses, in ways up to and including the level designs. It's funny, sure, but it does a good job regardless. (I mean, it's not super accurate, I guess, in that people don't literally have setpieces in their consciousness, and wait that's probably what you meant oops) Oh, and welcome back, Arist pretending to be a 10 year old
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GeneX posted:Oh, and welcome back, Arist pretending to be a 10 year old you're just no fun at all
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GeneX posted:Oh, and welcome back, Arist pretending to be a 10 year old I bet you tell kids that Santa doesn't exist just for the sake of having them grow up a little bit, and not because it's hilarious watching their entire world fall apart. You monster.
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bman in 2288 posted:I bet you tell kids that Santa doesn't exist just for the sake of having them grow up a little bit, and not because it's hilarious watching their entire world fall apart. well no, I tell them because when a man covered in red slides down your chimney, it means the mob dropped a body off on your roof and they should know how to show proper respect
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GeneX posted:well no, I tell them because when a man covered in red slides down your chimney, it means the mob dropped a body off on your roof and they should know how to show proper respect You have my respect again.
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