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Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

Fleta Mcgurn posted:


This is the natural evolutionary end for us all.

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

I want to see this now.

I'm assuming My Pale Goth Skin meant something like this, considering their pale goth skin and all:



A crinoline with a bit more floof like this, or maybe one of those ginormous square-dancing petticoats. (Protip! Buy these from square dance suppliers! They're made to be smooshed and scrunched and hold their shape well, and you can often get them at a deep discount if they're a weird color and/or are slightly irregular on the construction side.)

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

No I mean worn around the neck.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Ahhh, pantaloons/fillers. Cute as gently caress, terrible for trying to pee in. There's only so much you can scrunch that poo poo up and it's always gonna end up touching the gross-rear end public toilet you inevitably have to pee in when you're wearing them.

On the other hand even if the wind blows real hard no one's gonna see your particulars.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
Yeah, that's what I meant. That's what I'm used to seeing with Lolita styles, too, goth or otherwise. I don't even know what the difference between a petticoat and a crinoline is, for a long time I thought a crinoline was a less-poofy, more-realsitic-for-what-women-wore-in-the-50's garment, but vague GISing seems to indicate crinolines are MORE poofy.

My username is actually from a porno description that was shared in a GBS thread, and was one of those "Mods???" impulse changes, but it fits me. Part of me still wants one of those floor-length gothy crinoline/petticoat things, the kind you can put over skirts over. Like this:



I was going to dig up the styles I was really into when I was 16-18, but there's not much evidence. That was 2002-2004, and goth fashion, both in general and in the various subcultures, has changed quite a bit.

Just imagine a lot of black PVC and vinyl with neon green/purple/blue/red/orange accents and tutus and poo poo. Now it's more flowy, witchy, velvet, etc.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

No I mean worn around the neck.

I looked and couldn't find anything. I may stick a petticoat around my neck and take a picture.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

Yeah, that's what I meant. That's what I'm used to seeing with Lolita styles, too, goth or otherwise. I don't even know what the difference between a petticoat and a crinoline is, for a long time I thought a crinoline was a less-poofy, more-realsitic-for-what-women-wore-in-the-50's garment, but vague GISing seems to indicate crinolines are MORE poofy.

My username is actually from a porno description that was shared in a GBS thread, and was one of those "Mods???" impulse changes, but it fits me. Part of me still wants one of those floor-length gothy crinoline/petticoat things, the kind you can put over skirts over. Like this:



I was going to dig up the styles I was really into when I was 16-18, but there's not much evidence. That was 2002-2004, and goth fashion, both in general and in the various subcultures, has changed quite a bit.

Just imagine a lot of black PVC and vinyl with neon green/purple/blue/red/orange accents and tutus and poo poo. Now it's more flowy, witchy, velvet, etc.

Cybergoth/Neongoth?



I was always more of a grungegoth kid myself, and now I'm all pastels. Weird how things change.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

I may stick a petticoat around my neck and take a picture.

TRIGGERED

This is how a TRUE goth commits suicide. See also: asp-boob, setting yourself on fire with a clove cigarette, wearing PVC on a hot day, etc.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I thought consumption was the method of choice for goths.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I thought consumption was the method of choice for goths.

I see what you mean.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Yeah, eventually you waste away in a bed with blood (or jam, whatever) around your mouth.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Baby got back.










Baby got front.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
That is a LOOK.

BRB gotta go steal some traffic cones

neongrey
Feb 28, 2007

Plaguing your posts with incidental music.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Baby got back.










Baby got front.



i think you're in the wrong place, this is the bad fashion thread

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Jesus, you could have someone's eyes out with those

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Facebook Aunt posted:

Baby got back.










Baby got front.



The corset didn't give you booty. You wore a bustle for that.

Those bras were originally designed for Jane Russel by Howard Hughes. The girls called them bullet boobs, but the polite name was bullet bra.

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef
I will be wearing this vest and ascot combo for a fashion-related skit. A top hat and beard flowers will also be involved. Category is: dandy who can't edit.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Khazar-khum posted:

The corset didn't give you booty. You wore a bustle for that.

Those bras were originally designed for Jane Russel by Howard Hughes. The girls called them bullet boobs, but the polite name was bullet bra.

Good ol' torpedo tits.

Don't see them much anymore. Wonder why.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Khazar-khum posted:

The corset didn't give you booty. You wore a bustle for that.

That is an advertisement for the new (edwardian) S-line corset, which was apparently designed to make women look like Rob Liefeld drawings.

quote:

S-bend corsets, straight-front corsets or “health” corsets were invented in the early 1900’s during the Edwardian era and popularized by the Gibson Girls. At the time, the S-bend was thought to be healthier for the wearer as it placed less direct pressure on the front of the abdomen. It also promoted a “proud” posture where the pelvis tilted forward and the bum was pushed back while the shoulders and bust were thrust forward, and may have affected gait in such a way that caused a lady to swing her hips in a lovely manner (read: swagger). However, this corset style was later found to exacerbate lumbar lordosis (swayback) and thought to be worse for the spine, compared to a Victorian corset which maintains a more neutral posture.

...Copyright (C) https://lucycorsetry.com . Read more at https://lucycorsetry.com/research-corset-brands/guided-galleries/s-bend-edwardian-corsets/ .




Ouchie.


No. Stop. Don't do that to your spine!



Aaaaaaargh!



Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Khazar-khum posted:

The corset didn't give you booty. You wore a bustle for that.

Those bras were originally designed for Jane Russel by Howard Hughes. The girls called them bullet boobs, but the polite name was bullet bra.

Best part was when she said "This is bullshit" and wore her own bra anyways and Hughes was all LOOK I AM A GENIUS!!!!

If she wasn't such a conservative, Jane Russell would be my secret BFF. Also she's dead, maybe? I dunno.


Also, I almost peed my pants laughing at the Liefield-corsetry comparison.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
My God how was that man ever paid to draw people

It's like some sick niche fetish that can't even rate it's own chan

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

The Bloop posted:

My God how was that man ever paid to draw people

It's like some sick niche fetish that can't even rate it's own chan

People tend to get paid a lot to draw sick niche fetishes.

LSD at the gangbang
Dec 27, 2009

The Bloop posted:

My God how was that man ever paid to draw people

It's like some sick niche fetish that can't even rate it's own chan

My understanding is that he was good about meeting deadlines, and getting crappy art done on time was better than having talented but less dependable artists.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Olive Garden tonight! posted:

People tend to get paid a lot to draw sick niche fetishes.

can confirm, have drawn horrible fetish porn to pay rent before. :smith:

some things cannot be unseen.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
A LOT of old photos were retouched pretty drastically, a fact that is the only thing keeping me sane after seeing this.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Sociopastry posted:

can confirm, have drawn horrible fetish porn to pay rent before. :smith:

some things cannot be unseen.

Top 5 worst commissions you're drawn. Go.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


trickybiscuits posted:

A LOT of old photos were retouched pretty drastically, a fact that is the only thing keeping me sane after seeing this.

What happened to her....uh... yikes.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

The Bloop posted:

My God how was that man ever paid to draw people

It's like some sick niche fetish that can't even rate it's own chan

He's supposed to be a super nice guy who meets his deadlines.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pick posted:

He's supposed to be a super nice guy who meets his deadlines.

Well Jesus me too and I can't draw for poo poo either but Marvel ain't paying me to mangle the human form

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Breetai posted:

Top 5 worst commissions you're drawn. Go.

Least to most, at least for me.

1. Vore ponies. just kinda weird. Not overtly sexual, but the dude paid an exorbitant amount of money for it so V:v:V
2. Fish vagina guy. Also just weird. Dude had a fetish for fish stuck in vaginas. I didn't press for more information.
3. Tickle fetish pony guy. Was waaaaayyyyyy too into the process of me drawing the thing. Did one commission for him to pay my rent, never again.
4. Anime guro guy. This one made me legitimately sick to my stomach. Drew it so I wouldn't be evicted. Not a good time.
5. Hypercock cum inflation/scat guy. Enough said. Actually blocked this guy. Disgusting. Don't like to think about it too much.


See, the problem is is that I draw cute-rear end ponies because I liked the show as a kid and thought the newest show was pretty cute. I drew porn during my early twenties to pay my rent and I got into dire straights for a while there a few years back and turned to drawing horrible fetish porn again because people will indeed pay really surprising amounts of money for their weird boner art. hypercock guy paid me 1000$ because that's what I said it would take to get me to draw that. He actually came up with the money so I went for it. Not a good time. Just... just bad.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

At times, I am very happy that I can't art.

Here's a woman wearing parchment paper:

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


those shoes concern me. how do you walk in them?

pidan
Nov 6, 2012


Sociopastry posted:

those shoes concern me. how do you walk in them?

I imagine it's kind of like walking tiptoe in high heels, except these shoes are actually built for that.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
Very carefully.

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Pick posted:

He's supposed to be a super nice guy who meets his deadlines.

I hope this doesn't come off as a knock against the profession, but having known a good number of artists, this makes complete sense and is probably what I would do if I was EIC of Marvel.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

trickybiscuits posted:

A LOT of old photos were retouched pretty drastically, a fact that is the only thing keeping me sane after seeing this.

Don't read this if you want to stay sane.


It might not be retouched. That style of corset really did just shove the top half of the spine forward and the bottom third backwards, bending the poo poo out of what was in between. Makes regular waist-reduction corsets look like Spanx. Plus girls were usually stuffed in corsets by their well-meaning mothers around age 12, they basically had to live in them, which is not the way people who try to promote safe tight lacing (waist reduction) suggest, because holy poo poo is it awful and unhealthy. And worse to do it to a body that's not done growing, obviously. Girls would loosen or cut their laces at night for relief, then have a maid/friend lace them back up to avoid punishment in the morning. Or just take punishment as the cost of being able to sleep comfortably.

Anyway, the woman in the pic is slender to begin with, she's obviously exaggerating the pose as much as possible, and the rear end ends of those corsets were designed to exaggerate the derriere on top of the actual S shape. So maybe retouched, maybe not. Definitely not outside the realm of possibility for weird poo poo done to a human body.

Corsets (and anything similar, ever seen pics of little old ladies' bound feet without shoes?) really can maim the body in crazy, hosed up ways. I tightlaced a bit (as in, not very tight) for years and it permanently changed my waist shape and body fat distribution. Or at least semi-permanently.

Linking because this pic will give some people the heebie-jeebies: the woman with the smallest waist on record. 15 inches, 38cm. 99% sure the pic isn't shopped (at least not at the waist), there are a lot of pics of her laced tight and they all look like that.

There's a younger woman, I think she's in her 30s now, who is trying to beat that record. Going for fourteen inches. Her doctor has already told her "you're squishing around your internal organs and you can't loving eat and you're weakening everything that allows you to sit upright" but she keeps doing it.

Sociopastry posted:

those shoes concern me. how do you walk in them?

Just on tiptoes, it's nowhere as difficult as it looks. It's not easy, but it can be learned pretty fast.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Leucochloridium paradoxum

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯






The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I would wear the gently caress out of that spaceman sweater vest

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The bells are awesome.

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