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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

kazr posted:

Weird science,

Plastic tubes and pots and pans. Bits and pieces and?

how can I understand

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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

jazzyhattrick posted:

Most "amateur" pornography, consists of professional porn actors and actresses deliberately shot in lower resolution from unconventional angles using more rudimentary lighting.

I wonder what the overlap is like between fans of amateur porn and people that are obsessive about having the latest 4k ultra HD TV for their movies and games. Like are there guys out there using a $5000 tv to jack off to porn shot in 480p?

Don't ask me how I know but I can confirm at least 1 case of this. Also my 4k monitor cost way less than that.

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
dear science why you such a bitch lately

you cured some diseases that was cool now you're just making loving iphones over and over

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mr. Unlucky posted:

dear science why you such a bitch lately

you cured some diseases that was cool now you're just making loving iphones over and over

weird science

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

My dude

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
Dear Science,

You promised me a flying car.

You betrayed me...

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

The Protagonist posted:

ceteris paribus, is poon or bhole better[?]

is the science in on this yet, eagerly awaiting consensus on this

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
weird science is a bad oingo boingo song, and they did not like making it.
salt fish's av is from the best oingo boingo album.

isn't it funny how that works out?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Space Taxi posted:

Dear Science,

You promised me a flying car.

You betrayed me...

I was promised a hoverboard a year before you joined this forum

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Space Taxi posted:

Dear Science,

You promised me a flying car.

You betrayed me...

it's finally happening next year! pinky promise for real* this time!!












if you want a derpy little helicopter

Sensual Simian
Jun 7, 2004

summer jorts
Dear science

Do the mods really know?

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

That's no car. That's just a helicopter with wheels.

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Dial-a-Dog posted:

Dear science free nooner ban the op

Night Pay
Nov 22, 2016

by Smythe
Explain how jet fuel can melt steel beams! You can't! :smug:

Dethanc
May 22, 2005
Dear Science,

About 186 years ago I noticed that waving magnets around near bits of metal generated electricity. I'm sure you've figured out why that is by now, right?

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

The Protagonist posted:

ceteris paribus, is poon or bhole better

What kind of name is "Poon?"

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i am science and i will get around to answering all these questions. i just need more time. 3 days! all i need is 3 days for the love of god give me 3 days!

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

meselfs posted:

The N pole of a magnet contains traces of iridium, an extremely precious and inert metal. The S pole of the magnet contains traces of tin, a POS metal. Because tin is a bum and iridium is posh, they attract because opposites attract.

this is how i met my girlfriend but also why i'm not allowed to touch her

smdh

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Dear science,
Why can't you egg heads make the perfect Italian sub?

meselfs
Sep 26, 2015

The body may die, but the soul is always rotten

scrubs season six posted:

Dear science what would happen if you did the double slit experiment except with dead babies instead of electrons

Wave particle duality seems to be universal, so under the right conditions (slits on the order of dead baby wavelength) results should be similar.

Dethanc posted:

Dear Science,
I was sitting under a tree 300 years ago and an apple fell on my head. Any leads yet on what caused that?

I don't know. Some things are better explained with religion.

Hedrigall posted:

Dear science,

Why did you invent mermaids but not meowmaids? Missed opportunity if ya ask me

But they were invented! Meowmaids have been extinct since the last plastocene age. They died off when catfish came to be, who were aggressive, adaptable, well liked, and overall were the superior underwater feline.

kazr posted:

Weird science,

Plastic tubes and pots and pans. Bits and pieces and?

Penis glans.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Salt Fish posted:

I checked it by taking 2*arcsin(d/2D) and I got .008 radians which matches what I expected for the sun which in .5 degrees

Dear Science, please make sure nerds never procreate.

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