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alright so how does one approach a hooker? how do you know if she's a hooker? how do make sure it's not a cop? how do you know what's on the menu and prices? thanks goons
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Give her a poll and make one of the options goku If she ticks goku, you're good
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Apr 18, 2017 03:32
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1. Google "[your city] escorts" 2. Don't do that. Go to church young man.
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Apr 18, 2017 03:32
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Let me tell you one thing about hooker: pay after services have been rendered
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Apr 18, 2017 03:31
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shine a bright light
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Apr 18, 2017 03:32
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sexy mouse posted:how do make sure it's not a cop? Legally they have to tell you if you ask
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Apr 18, 2017 03:34
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have some cocaine. they usually like that
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Apr 18, 2017 03:36
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Bookmarking this thread for the weekend
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Apr 18, 2017 03:36
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Click here for serious reply in nonserious thread, because sex workers have to spend enough time being the butt of jokes. Also, this.
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Apr 18, 2017 03:37
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Foreskin Problems posted:Bookmarking this thread for the weekend i anticipate hearing how your username relates
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Apr 18, 2017 03:37
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sexy mouse posted:how do make sure it's not a cop? Offer 50 bucks to take nude photos of her
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Apr 18, 2017 03:44
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Someone page Jon Pop
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Apr 18, 2017 03:45
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pushpins posted:Offer 50 bucks to take nude photos of her That's actually very clever
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Apr 18, 2017 03:46
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Just give your money to a cam girl and jerk it. That way you never have to leave the house!
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Apr 18, 2017 03:49
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pretty sure jon pop wrote a detailed guide to this very thing
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Apr 18, 2017 03:50
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Run around outside with your pants unzipped screaming "I need a hooker"
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Apr 18, 2017 03:53
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Ask your mother
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Apr 18, 2017 03:56
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Ask your mother 
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Apr 18, 2017 03:58
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Use Hooker code words to ensure they're not a cop such as: 1. Are you here for the dinosaur party? 2. Did you see the game last night? 3. What's your stance on fingers being put in your butt?
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Apr 18, 2017 03:59
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I cant remember the name but there is some site that legitimately verifies people's identities like they do background checks and interview people and call your employer (discreetly I guess) and all sorts of crazy poo poo for both hookers and losers who get hookers id look for that OP
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Apr 18, 2017 04:03
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Just go around asking random women if they are hookers.
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Apr 18, 2017 04:09
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All their listinfs are written in weird code What's a rose? Or a tulip?
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Apr 18, 2017 04:10
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in NZ it's legal to trade your body for money so basically you just go for a walk downtown and the girls have their prices on a ltitle sticker on their forehead
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Apr 18, 2017 04:50
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I miss Jon Pop
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Apr 18, 2017 05:01
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What's the hooker ad codeword for her having another hooker join us?
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Apr 18, 2017 05:16
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who is this jon pop
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Apr 18, 2017 05:21
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sexy mouse posted:alright so how does one approach a hooker? Instead of soliciting sex, solicit for nude modeling and just insinuate that whatever happens afterwards happens. Enjoy all the brand new diseases youre going to get. As the insufferable fyad schoolmarms in qcs say, topic locked.
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Apr 18, 2017 05:48
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just cum into a piece of deli sliced mortadella my dude 
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Apr 18, 2017 05:51
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sexy mouse posted:alright so how does one approach a hooker? They'll be at the front of the scrum so you kinda want to get a running start before they can get control of the ball quote:how do you know if she's a hooker? They usually wear #9 on their jersey quote:how do make sure it's not a cop? I don't see how that's relevant unless you plan on violating the rules. play a clean game and you should be fine. quote:how do you know what's on the menu and prices? I imagine it varies from restaurant to restaurant, but I would imagine you just ask your waiter or someone at the front of house?
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Apr 18, 2017 05:59
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ask your mom edit: or your dad. (Your real dad.)
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Apr 18, 2017 06:32
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i vaguely remember a story about some goon hiring a hooker/stripper, then spending his allotted time trying to be her therapist or something. do that.
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Apr 18, 2017 06:34
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Agag posted:1. Google "[your city] escorts" its not a sin to bang whoores
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Apr 18, 2017 06:36
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got a with-benefits relationship with my imaginary. its pretty sweet
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Apr 18, 2017 07:11
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Tinder. It's an app where you can swipe right if you like how the hooker looks and swipe left if you don't. On the other end, the hookers can also swipe left if you seem like an okay client and swipe left if you are so ogre-like in appearance that they won't even sex you for free meal.
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Apr 18, 2017 07:15
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Jon pop?
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Apr 18, 2017 07:53
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sexy mouse posted:alright so how does one approach a hooker? If you're just loving trying to get home, god damnit, and she follows you down into the metro, then she's probably a hooker. Depending on which station you're at, she may or may not be fairly attractive, so what you do from there is up to you
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Apr 18, 2017 08:18
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One time a dude came up to me when I was off work at this bar I used to work at. He told me in broken English that he could get me mota and girls who gustan hacer party. I kicked him out but I guess the lesson here is just hang out at a shady bar if u want hookers and drugs offered to you.
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Apr 18, 2017 08:28
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are ou-yay a ooker-hay im o-say onely-lay
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Apr 18, 2017 08:31
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prostitution is the opposite of the constitution 
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Get some money and hold it in your hand and go find a street and wave it at women while pumping your hips and winking at them.
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