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hakimashou posted:Get some money and hold it in your hand and go find a street and wave it at women while pumping your hips and winking at them.
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Go to a first world country where prostitution is legal and give them your money like any normal transaction for services rendered.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 09:36 |
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Jesus Christ posted:Go to a first world country where prostitution is legal and give them your money like any normal transaction for services rendered. Yea if you want to be required to use condoms. Enjoy your lame rear end prostitution experience.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 09:41 |
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Grem posted:Yea if you want to be required to use condoms. Enjoy your lame rear end prostitution experience. Condoms suck less than getting an std
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 09:44 |
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Grem posted:Yea if you want to be required to use condoms. Enjoy your lame rear end prostitution experience. There are clubs in germany where you can without them. I can't imagine why you would pay to do that though unless you are one of those bug chaser types.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 09:43 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:There are clubs in germany where you can without them. I can't imagine why you would pay to do that though unless you are one of those bug chaser types. bug chaser huh
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 09:46 |
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Lol just lol if you don't just have FWB.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 09:50 |
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I remember the thread where that pornstar posted and very quickly was run off by weird goons and the link to her website showed her bookings (because I guess some pornstars moonlight as prostitutes) and it was all blank I felt bad for her
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 10:00 |
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BLARGHLE posted:Condoms suck less than getting an std I assure you the condom is for her protection, not mine.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 10:28 |
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If you bang a whoore you contribute to sexual slavery in the world. Sure, she could be an independent whoore, but she could also be a slave u dont know! so dont bang whoores, unless you know for sure
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 11:37 |
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Man if only Jon pop were around he'd fix you up real good op
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 11:53 |
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He would even brag about how he could make a girl drink a cup of his piss that sounds like a real Pro tier jon
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 12:04 |
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Make friends with some nice ladies on twitter and see if you get on with them. Go somewhere it is legal to see them and do it there.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 12:14 |
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sir this is a mcdonalds drive through
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 13:08 |
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Honestly I was kind of shocked how easy it is to get a prostitute today using the internet. Like literally the elapsed amount of time between me wondering "I wonder if I can find a hooker online" to putting my clothes back on and leaving her house was less than two hours, no joke.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:40 |
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Bust Rodd posted:Honestly I was kind of shocked how easy it is to get a prostitute today using the internet. Yeah but your mom is pretty famous
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:43 |
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Bust Rodd posted:Honestly I was kind of shocked how easy it is to get a prostitute today using the internet.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:43 |
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Bust Rodd posted:Honestly I was kind of shocked how easy it is to get a prostitute today using the internet. lol if you're not paying for the girlfriend experience. Rookie move.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:45 |
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put the money towards a Roth IRA, like a responsible adult
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:46 |
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I paid for the friend of a girl experience. Why does a hooker need this heavy a printer?
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:50 |
Frequently, hookers like drugs. Not always, but sometimes a lil bit of cocaine or speed will get her to pause the clock, at least until the coke/speed runs out.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:53 |
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walk up to her and say "hellllllooooo hooker"
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 00:06 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:prostitution is the opposite of the constitution
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 00:09 |
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pushpins posted:Offer 50 bucks to take nude photos of her That's some sneaky poo poo I tell you what
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 00:18 |
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WOW THANKS OP. YOU REALLY HOOKED Me up
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 00:20 |
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Serious answer: Don't pick up a hooker off the street. Go to a legal brothel. This way you know that she is definitely a hooker. You have a good idea she isn't being forced or co-erced into the sex trade, or doing it for crack. Also neither you nor her can get arrested. I am not American, but I assume you are, and I have heard horrible things about your puritan anti sex and anti sex worker laws. Even still, if you are going to go to a hooker, it is best for all concerned that you save up, and do it right and do it legally. So just go on a holiday to Vegas and take the day trip to the Chicken Ranch or whatever it's called.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 00:27 |
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https://www.amazon.co.uk/T-J-Hooker-1-DVD-William-Shatner-x/dp/B000A0XTQW Here ya go OP.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 00:33 |
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Zzulu posted:If you bang a whoore you contribute to sexual slavery in the world. Sure, she could be an independent whoore, but she could also be a slave This is why you only get locally-sourced artisanal hookers. Cruelty free!
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 00:33 |
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buy a house and get a live-in girlfriend that both of you know but neither of you admit is only sleeping with you for a place to live rent-free its called investoring. be an investor
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 06:36 |
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Look at Jon Pop's post history I'm sure he has some other tips for getting hookers in there somewhere.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 06:40 |
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Scroon posted:This is why you only get locally-sourced artisanal hookers. Cruelty free! you jest, but if whooring was legal on a larger scale this is what we'd get eventually Hipster whoores
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 08:12 |
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Hooooers
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 07:23 |
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Hooooers
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 07:25 |
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1. Go to Mustang(Patrick) or Pahrump or Elko. 2. Pay for sex.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 07:28 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_87pRe1MUwE
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 07:43 |
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Give us a trip report of the dirty hooooooare you plowed op
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 07:47 |
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At a rugby match of course.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC7hZY3sVxE
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 16:34 |
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Ask Zzulu's wife for tips OP, she knows, trust me
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what the hell man, i thought you were my friend
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