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City of Glompton

give me a short script and I will record it and upload the result here

I reserve the right to take artistic license with your script

best script gets an av cert, worst script gets vicious mockery

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you can find all the recordings here: http://tindeck.com/users/siluvayne

City of Glompton fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Apr 20, 2017

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vanisher

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

City of Glompton

if you don't have the chops to write a script, you can submit something else, like a post from these forums, or d&d rules, or w/e you think would be funny


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

vanisher

oh should I write a script...

I'll write a script



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

City of Glompton

that wasn't directed at you, it was just a general statement. but I'll accept a script from you if you'd like to submit one, otherwise I'll be recording your dune fanboy piece here shortly.


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

vanisher

:unsmith:

City of Glompton

vanisher posted:

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Scaly Haylie

read this please

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


alnilam


all our times have come....

alnilam

Shadows of Shadows passing... It is now 1831... and as always, I am absorbed with a delicate thought. It is how poetry has indefinite sensations to which end, music is an essential, since the comprehension of sweet sound is our most indefinite conception. Music, when combined with a pleasurable idea, is poetry. Music without the idea is simply music. Without music or an intriguing idea, color becomes pallour, man becomes carcass, home becomes catacomb, and the dead are but for a moment motionless.

City of Glompton

Lizard Wizard posted:

read this please




thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Manifisto


Krimms


:eyepop:

Manifisto


do you speak french? if so, I'd love to hear this, or maybe something in more accurate french if you or someone else cares to improve the google translation. actually if you don't speak french it might be even better.

[Parlé]
Hurf de Durf est son temps BYOB
Asseyez-vous et afflez-vous à ma rite BYOB

C'est BYOB et vous pouvez vous entraîner avec moi
Vous pouvez vous détendre et fumer un bong avec moi
Si vous avez besoin d'un pick me up, vous vous sentez en bas
Il suffit de poster un fil et ils viennent
Glompin sur vos messages mélancoliques
Spécialement Pro Target parce qu'il publie le plus

Voyez ce que j'ai fait là-bas.
Parce que le cercle-saccades dans le yob ne s'arrête jamais

Il s'agit de discussions pour voir combien vous pouvez faire
Voyez combien de fois vous pouvez créer une publication fausse
Postez une image de chaton et faites tomber les tables
Et asseyez-vous et roncez votre cul pendant que vous vous détendez et faites cuire au four

Faites un fil de youtube, passez votre pate
Si vous comprenez une fille, vous recevez des clics de profil
Et même si vous n'êtes pas, vous pouvez toujours être un poussin
Il suffit de poster une autre photo de fille, c'est l'astuce

Si vous essayez des threads d'effort pour obtenir les aperçus
Asseyez-vous ici et je vous dirais quelques nouvelles
Ici dans le yob, il ne s'agit pas d'attention
Vous ne devez pas faire l'effort pour avoir de l'amour gay

C'est BYOB, temps BYOB

[Parlé]
Hurf et un Durf, glissant vers la mine d'or


ty nesamdoom!

City of Glompton

nice attempt to trick me, but translating rznv to french makes it wimpier, not tougher


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Manifisto


City of Glompton posted:

nice attempt to trick me, but translating rznv to french makes it wimpier, not tougher

. . . let me finish, while wearing a beret, drinking a glass of marc, and scowling disapprovingly

berets are tough, ask the black panthers. oh, you can't, they're in jail!

vanisher


City of Glompton

feel free to keep posting ideas; I'll be attending to some tough guy business for the next 8 hours or so.


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Fuck My Ass

epic loving win




Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

Fuck My Ass
you're going to hell buddy




Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

City of Glompton

gently caress My rear end posted:

you're going to hell buddy

I've barely scratched the surface, hit me with your best shot.


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Fuck My Ass

cda posted:

gently caress my rear end is loaded and i love it

read my favorite CDA piece




Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

City of Glompton

gently caress My rear end posted:

read my favorite CDA piece

consider your request queued


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

alnilam

consider your request cute

deep dish peat moss

I was just reading a book about the Iraq war
and peace of mind that the same people who couldn't understand
I am not sure if you have any questions or concerns
please feel free to contact me with an questions or concerns
i need to get in contact with the hydraulic hoses
so i told you we had to leave the guy was on a boat

And I was very impressed with the boats torture
And I was very impressed with the boats torture
And I was very impressed with the boats torture

Hey man
I don't think that I have a great way of the year
I haven't shopping at Amazon.com and click the button
to get a little more I will not tell me how much
i can get a free shopping
to get a chance to look at the end

And I was very impressed with the boats torture
And I was very impressed with the boats torture
And I was very impressed with the boats torture

I love you so much fun and I have to be a good day
to be a good time
to get a new one
to get the most part of my favorite part of the day
of the best way to get a chance to win the game
is at least a little more than a few days ago
and a good time with you on your phone
is a good time with you and your own
music is a good time with you and your own (business in China)

And I was very impressed with the boats torture
And I was very impressed with the boats torture
And I was very impressed with the boats torture

I am a beautiful person.
See the world , but it sucks.
and it loving poo poo my thumb
a long day at the same thing
I am not a good idea. I will be in the future.
gently caress you, but I really enjoyed the time.
The only thing is that it would take to make a difference.

And I was very impressed with the boats torture
And I was very impressed with the boats torture
And I was very impressed with the boats torture

I love you so much fun and addicting
Maybe another time to go home and sleep
all day long and hard to get the best of luck
I have a great way of the best of the year
and the other hand is the only thing that would have to go back

I have a great way of life and death in my head
I'm sorry to hear about your business,
but I don't think there's any way you could have been the best
The comments for your help. (I have border them and the other day.)
The first week and then the following file
and then the following file
and then the following file

I have a great day (I have a great day)
I have a great day (I have a great day)
I have a great day (I have a great day)

sockingtonsworth

I am going to be the greatest freshman of all time

I bought seven pairs of pants and sowed the supreme logo to every single one of them, but on the inside of the zipper instead of the outside of the pants, so the girl who finally takes my pants off to have sex with me for as long as I can nervously keep an erection, knows that I can appreciate style but that I cant afford it

I am going to use my meal plan to buy 8 coffees every day and give them to the girls in my classes that I think would feel the most trapped into talking to me

Im going to learn how to drink out of beer bongs, im gonna learn how to take dabs bigger than my pituitary gland, and do both of these live on instagram

Im bored of writing this now

thanks

tao of lmao

Try doing the Jett post in one take. It's impossible I tell you.

City of Glompton

boats torture is queued even tho it's not remotely short.

I've received a story via pm that I am going to brutally murder and reanimate in my own image.

Socksworth, I appreciate your effort but I'm going to decimate that hot mess so it meets my low low standards

I'll try Jett's soliloquy but what is the correct pronunciation of I.N.R.I.?


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

alnilam

r u 2 tuff 4 my request

City of Glompton

alnilam posted:

r u 2 tuff 4 my request

no I just forgot


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

alnilam

I'm tough enough to forgive

cda

by Hand Knit

City of Glompton posted:

boats torture is queued even tho it's not remotely short.

I've received a story via pm that I am going to brutally murder and reanimate in my own image.

Socksworth, I appreciate your effort but I'm going to decimate that hot mess so it meets my low low standards

I'll try Jett's soliloquy but what is the correct pronunciation of I.N.R.I.?

I've always imagined it as "in-ree"

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cda

by Hand Knit
I sent you a pm btw because I didn't want to publicly post the thing. I feel like it would be better if people came to it cold.

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City of Glompton

cda posted:

I've always imagined it as "in-ree"

same. thanks


cda posted:

I sent you a pm btw because I didn't want to publicly post the thing. I feel like it would be better if people came to it cold.

:agreed: I sent you a pm, too.


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Fuck My Ass

City of Glompton posted:


:agreed: I sent you a pm, too.

now kiss




Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

City of Glompton

alnilam posted:

Shadows of Shadows passing... It is now 1831... and as always, I am absorbed with a delicate thought. It is how poetry has indefinite sensations to which end, music is an essential, since the comprehension of sweet sound is our most indefinite conception. Music, when combined with a pleasurable idea, is poetry. Music without the idea is simply music. Without music or an intriguing idea, color becomes pallour, man becomes carcass, home becomes catacomb, and the dead are but for a moment motionless.

you're so nice I read yours twice



and


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

City of Glompton


because of this insolence I am going to upload your request after I get done with the boats torture


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Robot Made of Meat

City of Glompton posted:

you're so nice I read yours twice


:golfclap:


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

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DavidAlltheTime

All David...all the TIME!
Sticky dicky dang kadang kadang dicky, dicky-dang kittadang kadang kadang dicky dicky? (it sounds best if you read it like a question, but you're the actor!!)

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