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| bring him great bliss |
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now with a checkbox poem I wrote for you on the spot !! what a loving talent I am !!
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Apr 18, 2017 05:25
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stuck like a motherfuck
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Al! posted:stuck like a motherfuck thx u ^_^
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Apr 18, 2017 05:27
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strike me out!!!
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Apr 18, 2017 05:33
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eonwe posted:strike me out!!! you have a vote ! you can give it to me if you don't want it though! or literally anyone else still on the list!
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Apr 18, 2017 05:36
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crazy cloud posted:you have a vote ! i think LG gave it to me so its not mine to give!!!!!
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Apr 18, 2017 05:44
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eonwe posted:i think LG gave it to me so its not mine to give!!!!! it is yours to give now that's how the game works! if you are determined to stick to your guns I'm gonna go to sleep in a little bit and when I wake up a little bit after that, with 1 vote you'll be the cull-ee for the next cull. Them's the rules don't blame me I just make em up and arbitrarily enforce them !!
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Apr 18, 2017 05:50
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i propose a transporter accident to merge lastgirl & squizzle into squizgirl lastizzle
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Apr 18, 2017 06:30
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10 votes to lastgirl *may the chaos blood god do what they will*
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1/4 vote to everyone
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Apr 18, 2017 11:03
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im bored of this now crazy cloud can have my remaining votes
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Apr 18, 2017 11:07
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6 to Mariana Horchata and 2 to Lindsey, 3 to Squizzle 
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crazy cloud posted:Lastgirl 207 11 to Lindsey, 3 to Gobbagool, 12 to Lastgirl 207 Epic High Five 33 Lindsay O Graham 13 Euphronius 19 Cumshitter 40 Crazy Cloud 34 mormonpartyboat 55 Mariana Horchata 69 Matey 18 Squizzle 100 mrbradleymrmartin 20 Shagaletic 16 Powerball 40 ate poo poo on live tv 13 Gobbagool 13 fits my needs 15 Lowtax 69 Quidam Viator 13 13
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crazy cloud posted:11 to Lindsey, 3 to Gobbagool, 12 to  13 votes decay from each elector and electors with 13 or fewer votes are culled! Lastgirl 194 Epic High Five 20 Euphronius 6 Cumshitter 27 Crazy Cloud 21 mormonpartyboat 42 Mariana Horchata 56 Matey 5 Squizzle 87 mrbradleymrmartin 7 Shagaletic 3 Powerball 27 fits my needs 2 Lowtax 56 ---------------- crazy cloud has issued a correction as of 13:17 on Apr 18, 2017 |
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Apr 18, 2017 13:08
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There are now 553 total votes, requiring a threshold of 277 to win.
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Apr 18, 2017 13:11
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crazy cloud posted:
the next culling will take place in ~6 hours
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Apr 18, 2017 13:18
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smh at anyone who votes lowtax over powerball
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[a gif of a bunch of power rangers doing backflips getting out of the way of the camera as it zooms in slowly to eventually reveal behind the 420th backflipping power ranger a sign reading 1 to matey, 3 to shagaletic, 4 to fits my needs, 7 to squizzle]
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Apr 18, 2017 16:34
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6 to squizzle 3 to powerball 3 to cumshitter and 8 to... *throws poker chips onto table* mpb
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crazy cloud posted:
Updated: Lastgirl 174 Epic High Five 20 Euphronius 6 Cumshitter 30 Crazy Cloud 6 mormonpartyboat 50 Mariana Horchata 56 Matey 6 Squizzle 100 mrbradleymrmartin 7 Shagaletic 6 Powerball 30 fits my needs 6 Lowtax 56
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Apr 18, 2017 17:07
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Lastgirl posted:6 to squizzle 3 to powerball 3 to cumshitter ma'am that's a string raise you can't do that. Ma'am
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Apr 18, 2017 18:03
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oh great, that raise made the over under go bust. now the spread is at 1 to 6 against the river and the house has to ante on black. yahtzee
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crazy cloud posted:Updated: CULLING # 3 (? (((???))) ) Lastgirl 168 Epic High Five 14 Cumshitter 24 mormonpartyboat 44 Mariana Horchata 50 Squizzle 94 mrbradleymrmartin 1 Powerball 24 Lowtax 50
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Apr 18, 2017 19:17
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469 (nice) votes now exist meaning it takes 235 votes to win. Next culling will be at hmm, 4:20pm
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Apr 18, 2017 19:17
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crazy cloud posted:469 (nice) votes now exist meaning it takes 235 votes to win. Next culling will be at hmm, 4:20pm i like how you are doing this; you're keeping it short and sweet
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Apr 18, 2017 20:47
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:i like how you are doing this; you're keeping it short and sweet ya
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Apr 18, 2017 21:27
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:i like how you are doing this; you're keeping it short and sweet that's what she said !!! ha ha ha 
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Apr 18, 2017 23:36
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crazy cloud posted:CULLING # 3 (? (((???))) )  CULLING #4 Lastgirl 167 Epic High Five 13 Cumshitter 23 mormonpartyboat 43 Mariana Horchata 49 Squizzle 93 Powerball 23 Lowtax 49
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Apr 19, 2017 00:17
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crazy cloud posted:
231 to win, 460 total votes remaining culling #5 will take place tonight at midnight eastern !
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Apr 19, 2017 00:17
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it would be keen, from an organizational standpoint if y'all would finish making your cigar-smoke-filled-room deals and have a winner by then thanks !
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crazy cloud posted:it would be keen, from an organizational standpoint if y'all would finish making your cigar-smoke-filled-room deals and have a winner by then thanks ! its going to be a delicate balancing act to get our remaining candidates to an equal balance of 69 votes each, but i think we can do it
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Apr 19, 2017 00:31
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Al! posted:its going to be a delicate balancing act to get our remaining candidates to an equal balance of 69 votes each, but i think we can do it nice
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crazy cloud posted:
extremely lou bega voice]: Culling #5 EHF with 13 is the lowest so everyone loses 13 votes to vote reaccommodation deoperationalization & hypernormalization Updated totals: Lastgirl 154 Cumshitter 10 mormonpartyboat 30 Mariana Horchata 36 Squizzle 80 Powerball 10 Lowtax 36
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the next culling happens in 1 hour this is the final countdown if nothing changes we'll have a winner!
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