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Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008


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Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

lorn Wayne posted:

the 17-year-old he sexted was revealed as a dominatrix who sold toenail clippings online for £10 a time

don't kinkshame don't kinkshame don't kinksh aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Fallen Hamprince posted:

lol if you use ignore

"oh god, I can't bear to read these posts on the internet, thank god the forums have a feature to protect me"

, he said desperately.

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008


at first I thought it was an ad for a new series of The Thick of It with Nicola Murray

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Party Boat posted:

My favourite thing about brexit is the letters to the Mail on how they'd handle negotiations

...

where's that "british public wrong about nearly everything" screenshot when you need it

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

lol what drugs is he on
insert larry david fainting gif

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

he's a blue-collar billionaire

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

the word is british

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

you know the economist has the best of intentions for lefties

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

somewhere in korea mike pence gets an unexplainable erection

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

I forgot that not everybody knows about the equine predicament Pence suffers from

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

twoday posted:

“There are ways and means,” says Damian Fowler, another New Covent Garden wholesaler who depends on frictionless access to the Channel tunnel.

love this bullheaded "IT'S GONNA BE FINE SOMEONE WILL DO SOMETHING ABRACADABRA!" sentiment

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

isn't that the way the whole drug trade works?

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Hexyflexy posted:

the EU ... socialist network

there isn't a LOL big enough to post as a reply to this

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008


she looks so awkward, it's like a scene from blackadder or some other brit comedy

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

his sneer and belligerence: gone

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

Paedo Knife-Crime Island

The PedophIsle

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008


from the replies:

https://twitter.com/wideofthepost/status/1018257023983550470

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

TheBalor posted:

Is there any atrocity you recognize as unjustified in war?

leaving you alive and posting

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

the most damning evidence of corbyn not being an antisemite is the guy with a fasces in his title trying to make it look like he is one

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

mila kunis posted:

your familys retarded

and it looks like it really does run in the family

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Zeroisanumber posted:

I've watched with an outsider's interest for months and I honestly can't decide if the Tories are too stupid to understand the implications of a no deal Brexit or if they somehow think they'll profit from the disaster.

For a long while I was leaning towards "profit" but watching that Calais video makes me lean back towards "absolute morons".

They're unable to think of their country in realistic terms. Their self-image is still of an empire, wounded but still powerful, not playing with the big boys but smacking them around. It's national narcisism. Add utter incompetence to the mix and voila.

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

after brexit there won't even be any beans left to be fired up the backside

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

LGD posted:

sounds like its past time she took matters into hand then

agreed, let the queen take the matter of sperm shortage into her trembling veiny hands

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

steinrokkan posted:

I just find the idea of anybody finding May a compelling public person in sharp conflict with my ontological views, but I guess that's why I'm not British.

https://www.spectator.co.uk/2017/05/theresa-mays-secret-weapon-she-exudes-erotic-appeal/

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up6g0SDMJ7A

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

tarbrush posted:

Apparently the government have caved and agreed to publish the document, which according to suspicious minds outline the government's Wile E Coyote plans for extricating itself from the backstop. Which no doubt the EU will laugh at

they really are wile e coyote except there's no roadrunner, they're just doing it all to themselves for nothing

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Jose posted:

he's irony poisoned himself into being far right

https://twitter.com/brianwhelanhack/status/1072080533574828032

lol how did this happen? I was subscribed to his channel in '17 and he was ranting against the tories (and not in the not-enough-immigrants-deported way)?

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Obliterati posted:

Back when that Dankula guy had taught his dog Nazi salutes Pie backed him on the grounds of 'left are the real Nazis' and 'solidarity between comedians', which was very suspicious because I was a (unfunny) comedian at the time in the very small and insular Scottish scene and nobody I gigged with had ever even heard of the Nazi pug guy let alone seen him do comedy

this is an unpleasant suprise, I unsubbed because it turned out a character whose whole deal is shouty ranting gets tiring (except for Matt Christman of course) but never in a thousand years would I have imagined him swanning about with these turds

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Kurtofan posted:

What the fu k

"Losing amenities is fine when it's done in the pursuit of kicking out the foreigners and enriching the already rich, but a national disgrace when it's done in the pursuit of a society where everyone can live a dginified life."

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008


Only the Brits can make a man root for the EU.

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

gradenko_2000 posted:

Rob Lowe is a pedophile?

sam seastead

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Dance Officer posted:

Fwiw I hope he whips his party into supporting the exit deal if it's looking like the Tories can't get it together. It's probably political suicide for him, possibly for Labour as a whole for a few elections, but it's far preferable to no deal Brexit starvation and mayhem.

yeah, if he's smart he'll give a massive boost to conservatives and blairite scum at the expense of his own support, that's the right way to do politics

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Jose posted:

What the gently caress is wrong with YouTube

it uses ad revenue to earn money

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

twoday posted:

Follow back pro eu

gently caress britain pro eu

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

the brits are gonna make refugee camps at calais great again

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

As for privilege – theirs has been a life of remorseless duty. The Duke retired from public life less than two years ago, already well into his 90s. The Queen’s service to the nation will be lifelong. Not for them the privilege accorded to the rest of us, of working until we’re about 60 and then enjoying a long retirement, doing as we please.

And he's done it, ladies and gentlemen! He's put the whole boot in his mouth! Incredible!

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008


“If you knock on a door and they have books on their shelves, you can be pretty sure these days they’re not voting Tory”.

If you want a reader for a neighbour vote Liberal or Labour.

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008


"That tragic and intractable phenomenon which we watch with horror on the other side of the Atlantic but which there is interwoven with the history and existence of the States itself, is coming upon us here by our own volition and our own neglect. Indeed, it has all but come. In numerical terms, it will be of American proportions long before the end of the century. Only resolute and urgent action will avert it even now. Whether there will be the public will to demand and obtain that action, I do not know. All I know is that to see, and not to speak, would be the great betrayal."
- Enoch Powell, on illiteracy

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Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Gato posted:

E: there's also a scene where our hero has to race against time to stop Crobyn exposing said Conservative minister's complicity in war crimes in Africa

the british "true allegiance"

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