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GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Nonsense posted:

I cannot express to you how monumentally stupid Lib Dems are




(they forgot what this photo shoot was even for after they finished)

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GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Stabbatical posted:

It's weird to see Labour doing well (well, better than expected and rising) in all the polls but then see the Ashcroft prediction still be Tories +66 seats & Labour be -52

But then how you get stats like this or make polls accurate is voodoo to me anyway so whatever I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://dashboards.lordashcroftpoll...9%B9%BC&RpId=25
(Methodology: http://lordashcroftpolls.com/2017/05/election-2017-ashcroft-model/ )

Ashcroft also said that only 30% of 18-24 year olds voted in the EU referendum when it was actually around 65%.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

If we're picking dead MPs to lead Labour, I wish Robin Cook had used the antipathy towards the Iraq War to launch a challenge against Blair in early 2003.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

as someone not super familiar with U.K. politics,
1) if the Tories receive more votes by a slim margin, is it possible they lose seats relative to now but maintain a majority? or does Labour need to win more votes to make any gains?
2) how likely is that scenario i.e. that Labour pick up seats but fall short of a majority?

1) The Tories majority is 6, they can lose seats and still get a majority but not many.

2) fairly likely, Labour are looking almost certain to increase their vote share on 2010 and 2015, so could pick up a few seats. However, the absence of any real third party makes that all up in the air as there was the Lib Dems in 2010 and UKIP in 2015 to split votes. It's entirely possible that Labour increase their share of the vote but lose seats (as they did in 2015).

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

CottonWolf posted:

ITV have Balls and Osbourne as their election night pundits.

What kind of degenerate watches ITV's election night coverage?

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012



thoughts?

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

britain was a nuclear power when argentina invaded the falklands so the bomb was pretty useless in that scenario!

it was supposedly useful enough for Thatcher to threaten the disabling codes for the exocet missiles out of Mitterand.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

Triggering another war of secession.

man, I can't even imagine how bad race relations would be in America if it had literally been founded on the belief they should get to keep their slaves

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Ignore hakamishou's award for top quality posting. He hasn't got a clue about anything.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

hakimashou posted:

What was I wrong about there out of curiosity?

In the post quoted specifically, Corbyn weakening and destabilising Europe for one. May acting as a fifth column in Europe and preventing us from putting up a united front against Trumpism is a far bigger threat than Corbyn's animus towards the USA which is actually mainstream in Europe right now. There's nothing in his manifesto that would weaken or destabilise Britain either but I admit a minority Labour government might do so if some of his MPs act the same way towards him as Prime Minister as they do as leader.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

There are more Americans in this thread who might not know enough about hak or British politics to realise he talks a load of bullocks :shrug:

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

hak, I'm assuming it's deliberate but the way you always refer to Brexit as "the Brexit" is even more irritating than the fact Brexit caught on a name in the first place. Well done.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

MikeCrotch posted:

My sister is a Lib Dem and Nick Clegg is still her favourite politician

I love her and she usually has good views (she helps out the homeless, stuff like that) but i literally did a :psyduck: when she told me this

please let us know her reaction if the predictions he might lose his seat come to pass. We all might be needing some schadenfreude.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Top City Homo posted:

boy oh boy i am so sad that Owen "dick pill merchant" Smith isnt the leader of the Labour party

he is very normal though

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012


lmao, despite being far less optimistic for Labour than YouGov's projection, it still has Nick Clegg losing his seat. At least we'll have that.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

legitimately the lords are doing a surprisingly good job of not being poo poo despite literally being inbred british nobility from the politoons

They're mostly not literal nobility any more, they're mostly party grandees, ex-MPs, donors and the like who get nominated by the parties. Andrew Lloyd Weber sits in the House of Lords (officially, I think the only time he actually showed up was to try and take away people's benefits when the Labour lords defeated one of Cameron's more heartless bills)

also a bunch of bishops because lol

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012


"Make a plan to vote for Theresa May" is such a bad slogan lmao. Why do they need the "make a plan" bit?

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Jeremy Corbyn Says If He Was Prime Minister He'd Tell Donald Trump: "You're Wrong, Mate"

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Karl Barks posted:

wow so the lady who wrote a children's book about wizards has really bad political opinions???

at least she managed to express this opinion without referencing the wizards from her loving books. I still lol when I remember her justifying opposing local councils boycotting Israel because loving Dumbledore would oppose it.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

got any sevens posted:

when do results start? i'm watching bbc and its just crap about Trump

9:55pm BST. Exit poll drops at 10.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

sincx posted:

I hate how the color of the good and bad guys are reversed in the UK. Takes a few seconds to context switch every time.

they aren't reversed in the UK ffs, red for socialists, blue for conservatives is standard.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

BarronsArtGallery posted:

how in the loving gently caress did Tories win seats in Scotland?

last king of scotland, indeed :scotland:

Nicola Sturgeon has been pushing IndyRef2 despite support for it plummeting leading to unionist SNP voters, who were apparently a thing, being scared off for fear of their vote for the SNP being seen as an endorsement of a second referendum. The Tories had already managed to better position themselves as the party of the union before Sturgeon claimed the leader of ScotLab supported another referendum, pushing more unionists in that direction.

SNP voters are single issue voters who handed the election to the Tories. If so-called socialist SNP voters truly are socialists, they need to switch to Labour and elect an actual left wing government because independence isn't happening. They can also kick the lovely Blairites out of power in ScotLab while they're at it.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Bryter posted:

Don't mind me, just posting some more news about a normal and functioning state

https://twitter.com/skydavidblevins/status/873682026116907013

the new chief of staff is having a good first day at work then

Vox Nihili posted:

I hope they pick bozo

I hope they pick Amber Rudd or Steven Crabb because the Prime Minister losing their seat at the next election would be hilarious

GEORGE W BUSHI has issued a correction as of 00:39 on Jun 11, 2017

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012


a Labour government should make that law permanent.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Jose posted:

i'd say its true from what i remember of america. its the same for crisps too

we don't even have salt and vinegar crisps in Taiwan. Every day is a nightmare.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

babypolis posted:

what happens if the prime minister loses their seat

I mean the only time that's likely to happen is if the governing party is losing the election.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

That people think Corbyn is far left is really an indictment of how far right political thought has shifted. The fact that Lord Owen who split from the party over Foot endorsed Corbyn should be enough to show that without having to start comparing the Labour manifesto to Foot's suicide note.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Jose posted:

i couldn't make it half way through the article because lol. :qq: he won't talk to us he's so mean and he hates women despite his first shadow cabinet having more than 50% women

I like that part of his evidence that Corbyn is more of a "warm, brilliant and engaging statesman" now is that he's more likely to use nukes. loving lol

Also continuing to peddle the bullshit about shoot to kill

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

He's said he can't reconcile being the leader of the Liberal Democrat and his Christian values, so it's absolutely because he's a homophobe and is afraid he's pissed off Jesus with his mealy mouthed half answers on whether he thinks gay sex is a sin.

I just hope he is now able to discover the truth about whether or not chemicals are turning the frogs and the fish gay.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

I mean it follows Brian Paddock stepping down because he was disappointed in Tim's attitude to homosexuality so it's not a big leap to assume he resigned after taking poo poo for that.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

considering that everybody important on the island including his own party has been making GBS threads on him publicly for fukken decades breakin even is a o k

hes more hillary than bernie in that regard -- hes got decades of media hatin on him

decades? Corbyn was an unknown backbencher until two years ago. Diane Abbott and to a lesser extent John McDonnell were much more well known as the faces of the socialist left. Abbott has received and continues to receive far more abuse.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Gum posted:

Suckers deal. Castles are useless buildings with sky-high maintenance costs

yeah, aren't quite a few members of the nobility strapped for cash because they keep paying for repairs on their castles/stately homes and they're too proud to sell off their idiot money sinks?

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

KomradeX posted:

The most disguising thing about the British is their reverence for monarchy

when I was in uni, one of my housemates refused to speak to me for a week because I put the washing machine on during Will and Kate's wedding and the noise apparently ruined it for her.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

bump_fn posted:

who's more revered the monarchy or morrissey

my housemate was a big Morrissey fan too but I never put the washing machine on while she was listening to The Smiths afaik so I can't tell you what she likes best.

she also came crying to me once because some of our middle class housemates didn't know what it was like to come from an economic shithole like Wales and how bad our prospects were compared to theirs. She voted for the Tories.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

KomradeX posted:

Not big into wrestling, but do the TVs in the UK have a hard lock on the volume washing machines aren't that loud

our washing machine was p. loud tbf. It was wedged under one of the kitchen counters so when it vibrated it made the counters vibrate too.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

break-up breakdown posted:

so who is going to be the next tory leader

and don't say boris beacuse it's not going to be boris

Jeremy Hunt.

Confound the voters as they try to recall with Jeremy is the one they like.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Crabb faces the same problem as Rudd in that Preseli Pembrokeshire was run very close in the election and a concerted effort there could see him turfed out.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012



:britain:Our Nige:britain:

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Yinlock posted:

https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/876632782671421442

i appreciate the honesty, i guess

also it's actually not a terrorist, but "a vehicle" so apparently cars have come to life and hate muslims a lot

Pixar have really gone off the deep end with Cars 4.

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GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

In more positive news, people who make YouTube videos mashing up British politics and WWE will probably have an audio clip of WWE commentators yelling about Corbyn cashing in money in the bank in the next few months.

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