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Goon Danton posted:It's making international travel screech to a halt on a count of one or two dipshits that nobody in power seems to be able to stop. I'm pretty sure if you got a photo of it, it would say "METAPHOR" on the side. 
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if you kill 120,000 poors through austerity and gently caress one pig people aren't going to remember you as a poors killer
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See Jose doesn't think Cameron killed poor people qed
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Zeroisanumber posted:I've never been to the UK but I understand that passports being brown instead of blue was some sort of breaking point. Trump bootlicker and all round toad Nigel Farage made his final flourish before the vote a venom spitting monologue about how the first words at the top of a British Passport were "European Union" and here we are two and a half years later
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Says Anna Soubry who bent to the government whip in every vote that could have put an end to the farce
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77% of british adults have a driving licence anyway which is accepted as id anywhere in the uk and most of mainland europe for the purposes of banking and buying booze.
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CoolCab posted:(lol they didn't even invite penis^3 to this thing) lmao
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:when is the vote today 7pm UK time
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twoday posted:Ian Blackford of the SNP just gave an impassioned speech arguing for Scottish Independence on the floor of parliament, following this development from yesterday The Speaker didn't select any amendments for tonight's vote so it's just pandering to the ScotNats
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https://beta.parliament.uk/articles/fP7x9z0y The Chair might not select an amendment if it: was late doesn’t make sense and/or would make a nonsense of all or part of the bill (sometimes called wrecking the bill) has been tabled to the wrong bit of the bill is vague is outside the scope (the subject matter) of the bill, or the clause or schedule would involve spending money that has not authorised by a money resolution reopens an issue that has already been covered in depth
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Enjoying the speed run of parliamentary business to get PMQ's started on time
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Randler posted:My pet theory is that his German (ex)-wife is a deep-cover BND agent who now holds his offspring so he finishes the job. No it's to enrich himself and his allies further at the expense of people who aren't already millionaires
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Mackers posted:I feel tony blair should weigh in on current events tbh You asked for it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wkT6TrTrt8
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iirc the last Queen's Speech there was a controversy of it being a 2 year speech instead of 1 so May didn't have to endure a failure of a QS not passing mid Brexit negotiations in June 2018. Her maj basically owes us a proroguement and re-opening so May could call it in
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i'm going full hellworld where the queen prorogues parliament and then keels over before she can reopen it, enforcing a 12 day period of official mourning. The Brexit deadline is in 11 days.
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Avirosb posted:Does Brexit have a mascot? https://mobile.twitter.com/eurohumph/status/1096014130593648640
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The Narrator posted:How does your masterchef finale only go for an hour One of the challenges last week was making something out of leftovers lol
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they passed the extension to April 12th with no MV passing or May 22nd with MV3 while they were waiting for the smorgasbord votes to be returned
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:VLADIMAY: Well? Shall we Brexit? ESTRAGOVE: Let’s Brexit. VLADIMAY: We can't ESTRAGOVE: Why not? VLADIMAY: We're waiting for Bojo
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im going for prorogation next week, queen's speech on 8th, MV4 on the 9th, EC meeting on the 10th, extension until forever
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Im trying to translate Liam Gallagher's tweets into English, not much luck so far. https://twitter.com/liamtransIator/with_replies
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:When will all the antisemitism stuff hit the news again? Seems the media's been kinda quiet on that lately 
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Apr 3, 2019 12:45
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commons is to the house as lords is to the senate its p simple
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I believe it but I wanna see sources anyway https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45271284 quote:The Conservatives received twice as much money last year from the wills of deceased supporters than it did from living members, new figures reveal.
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lmfao the house of commons has a burst pipe filling the chamber with water https://twitter.com/NeilDotObrien/status/1113798773816406018
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Samurai Sanders posted:Sorry, I'm not following that metaphor very well. 
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neutral milf hotel posted:lol is it that bad? mea culpa alex hern i didn't realise this tidbit lol https://twitter.com/faisalislam/status/1113803270538108929
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they are going to pass a withdrawal agreement just before polling day and the front page of the Sun is going to be CORBYN CANCELS ELECTION
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Stoatbringer posted:It's time to write to my MP again. Idiodyssey
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sorry i meant to quote the goon who didnt want any more portmanteaus
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this one? https://twitter.com/bbradleymp/status/967526680188375040
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tarbrush posted:https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/1131515508682088448?s=19 lol are they allowed to release opinion polls whilst the rl polls are open? e: just checked they actually released the poll last night and BritainElects is playing catchup Doccykins has issued a correction as of 12:58 on May 23, 2019 |
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yeah don't hold your breath on a miracle turnout by the youth
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the french only elected Macron because he wasn't Le Pen
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even after being told not to he was totally unrepentant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqLIm0HOvuQ
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Ok I changed my mind this is now my fave Boris gaffe
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Rees-Mogg is backing him, this is a Gove pulling strings at the Justice dept special imo
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Entryismmmmmm! https://mobile.twitter.com/alexwickham/status/1139275962338689025
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