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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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It's still an hour yet I am prepared to Smack Down.

BTW they made me do an episode of Chrisley for work, the whole thing, so be excited for an episode where he has to become a waiter in his own home because he's offended his wife by having her do things for his mom on mother's day!

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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One of my jobs is I write closed-captioning for TV as well as behind-the-scenes footage that the sound guys and producers use (but isn't meant for airing). Sometimes also random other stuff like research for books or general interviews or w/e.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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There was one line that was just said in such a way that I think they "get" that people think he's gay and play into it, having never seen a full episode before. It was about how milk is full of hormones and then he said how he loves hormones and they're great.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Bill Goldberg posted:

that was a great smackdown we all just finished watching

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Oh that's right RIP Roman's Cousin.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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dromal phrenia posted:

TIME FOR THE A-SHOW, and i'm happy as always to be chatting with the good posters in the good thread as we watch good wrestling

Sorry but I'm a bad poster and I post bad.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Dangerous Person posted:

Personally I enjoy your stories about having to closed caption the guy AJ Styles was supposed to wrestle at WM, Todd Chrisley

I still can't believe he ducked AJ, that drat bastard.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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I feel like this could be stretched incrementally and we wouldn't notice it.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Raskolnikov38 posted:

alexa bliss is gone two weeks and the smackdown women's division already sucks

At least we have Tamina back, so now there is a large Polynesian woman on both shows, as there should be.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Stay Safe Foochs Ghost

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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dromal phrenia posted:

wait i figured the six pack match was the main event, did they just say it's next?

It was a bold move to have a two hour main but drat it they're doing it.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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RacistGuidingLight posted:

I have literally been thinking about this all week.

Deep.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Bill Goldberg posted:

is cass watching ellsworth gently caress carmella or vice versa

So you're asking if Ellsworth is loving Carmella or if Ellsworth is loving Cass? I should hope there's enough Ellsworth to go around!


Also god I hate the post limit it's like 40 seconds instead of 10 just let me post!!!!!!!!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Writer Cath posted:

This show isn't the same without Mauro :smith:

JBL has just took his mic off and he's walking out of the arena and he's coming for you

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Raskolnikov38 posted:

the moment the match was announced was conceding that bray wyatt was losing

The moment Bray was booked for a match.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

Imagine JBL following you around everywhere announcing your every movement. It's a fate worse than death.

TBF I can think of worse fates, plus it'll be nice having someone there to tell me exactly why I woke up (It's because I'm a weakling who can't hack it with the big boys)

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Roster's a bit weaker but I'll admit it, I'm glad Tamina's back, she was my original wrestlecrush before Nia Jax showed up.

What can I say I like large women who could carry me around and protect me from dangerous animals or rival wrestlers by kicking their teeth out.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Dias posted:

this is the hogan/savage of our generation

They gotta team before they can explode.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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lol

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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In India there's been a rash of Hindu on Muslim violence so Jinder pinning Sami is poignant in a way.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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CarlCX posted:

why do we watch wrestling.

Posting with my buds and also Polynesian women.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Randy Savage Lives Again!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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RacistGuidingLight posted:

Better than Dolph unironically.

Anyone is better than Dolph, including Rosie right now.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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bradzilla posted:

The roid acne on Jinders chest

Those are striations.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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I haven't been following twitterthread when did Randy Orton become a racist?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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nooneofconsequence posted:

he was a marine he was always racist

Can't argue with that tbh

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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dromal phrenia posted:

randy orton retweeted the wrong kind of black man

Leave Booker T out of this.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Naomi has a big target on her back.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Bill Goldberg posted:

do all bodily fluids glow under a blacklight

I don't think spit does but IDK I haven't been in a club in forever.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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For the record I see a pufferfish in profile on the ceiling stain.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Bill Goldberg posted:

someone can use this joke, you can say "does this look like a dick to anyone" and then you post a picture of your penis in the thread

Finally, a surefire way to win at online dating!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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nooneofconsequence posted:

WHAT THE gently caress

It's one of the three sounds that define Ric Flair, the others being woo and a bottle opening.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Bill Goldberg posted:

when things go wrong on live television

Remember when Enzo almost decapitated himself?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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HitTheTargets posted:

How are you even hearing that moan? It gets cutoff halfway through and it kinda sounds like generic wub noise anyway.

Mute the TV before you watch the video.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Abroham Lincoln posted:



this is how I watch TV too

I wish I too could watch wrestling with three lovely ladies, you're a lucky man Abrohellsworth.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Put the belt on Tamina, I wanna see Big Momma Cool with a title.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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DoctorGonzo posted:

Dana is on Raw

She's the woman version of Scott Steiner. Close but not quite the same.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Dangerous Person posted:

I haven't been feeling the show much this week. At least The Americans is on after this

This is a station called USA and it's in America, Americans are always on here! Unless they're Jinder!

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Shima Honnou
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Shima Honnou posted:

This is a station called USA and it's in America, Americans are always on here! Unless they're Jinder!

Despite what some people might claim Primo and Epico, as Puerto Ricans, are also Americans.

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