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You are all going to look hella retarded when you realize even Bill Nye realizes that self driving cars are the future. Google it.
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TFW you didnt read the latest Bill Nye AMA on reddit and posted some straight up stupid poo poo in regards to autonomous vehicles
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:TFW you didnt read the latest Bill Nye AMA on reddit and posted some straight up stupid poo poo in regards to autonomous vehicles nice self own op
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i look forward to the days of autonomous cars, when parents lacking a babysitter can simply lock the kids in the car and send it on a 6 hour drive so they can get some peace and loving quiet from their screaming spawn and then just decide at the last minute to re-route it from their smartphone so they can sleep off the two bottles of wine that mommy just day-drank because daddy ran off to the fetish club to get triple-fisted in the rear end in a top hat that shits gonna change my life.
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:You are all going to look hella retarded when you realize even Bill Nye realizes that self driving cars are the future. Google it. bill nye is a tv personality and doesn't hold a doctorate in any field of study
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mishaq posted:bill nye is a tv personality and doesn't hold a doctorate in any field of study the dude has like 3 honorary doctorates, but whether you think those count or not is up to you.
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Iridium posted:i look forward to the days of autonomous cars, when parents lacking a babysitter can simply lock the kids in the car and send it on a 6 hour drive so they can get some peace and loving quiet from their screaming spawn and then just decide at the last minute to re-route it from their smartphone so they can sleep off the two bottles of wine that mommy just day-drank because daddy ran off to the fetish club to get triple-fisted in the rear end in a top hat so are you the mommy or the daddy in this story
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Bloody posted:so are you the mommy or the daddy in this story
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:the dude has like 3 honorary doctorates, but whether you think those count or not is up to you.
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I have no nye opinions thanks for reading
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but what does beakman think about self-driving cars
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free as in free to crash a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLFp9D9-0Eo&t=485s
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im the type errors scrolling by in the background
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its like a particularly stupid rediscovery of line following robots
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Bloody posted:so are you the mommy or the daddy in this story i'm the guy in the car riding home from the office on a now 3-hour commute because another Atlanta area infrastructure disaster has occurred, waffling between screaming in anguish, crying out of genuine fear for my health and well-being, and trailblazing new ground in the land of DWI court rulings because honestly what is worth doing with my life beyond drinking heavily and pwning the gently caress out of judges by their own logic.
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has anybody tried throwing a stuffed human ragdoll into the street in front of a self-driving car to see what happens
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sort of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsyAr_VLQ_E&t=25s
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im the bright white line perfectly painted on the steel grate that's required for the cars to not flip their poo poo
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if I can respond to DC traffic jams by drinking scotch then self driving cars will be worth whatever they cost in terms of personal finances and human lives.
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creationist believer posted:if I can respond to DC traffic jams by drinking scotch then self driving cars will be worth whatever they cost in terms of personal finances and human lives. just leave dc, it's terrible
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can't wait for road.js
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Ploft-shell crab posted:can't wait for road.js when you want to be really close to the pedal
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:when you want to be really close to the pedal
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creationist believer posted:if I can respond to DC traffic jams by drinking scotch then self driving cars will be worth whatever they cost in terms of personal finances and human lives. have you heard of the metro
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:when you want to be really close to the pedal
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:when you want to be really close to the pedal pretty good joke right here imo
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:Linux cars are silent because they don't support sound tbh, most autonomous cars will likely run on linux. cuz they won't have drivers.
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:when you want to be really close to the pedal to the metal
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Iridium posted:tbh, most autonomous cars will likely run on linux.
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it'lol be sweet to order your car to come pick you up and u collapse in the back and drown in your own vomit bon scott style and arrive at the next party dead
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Ploft-shell crab posted:can't wait for road.js i get this joke MALE SHOEGAZE posted:when you want to be really close to the pedal not this one tho
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echinopsis posted:it'lol be sweet to order your car to come pick you up and u collapse in the back and drown in your own vomit bon scott style and arrive at the next
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Cat Face Joe posted:not this one tho https://twitter.com/shit_hn_says/status/234856345579446272
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i see, thank u
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the current trend for cities who get asked about fixing their public transit is to go "why bother, by the time the new <color> line is done cars will be able to drive themselves look how much future money we are saving!"
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Jimmy Carter posted:the current trend for cities who get asked about fixing their public transit is to go "why bother, by the time the new <color> line is done cars will be able to drive themselves look how much future money we are saving!" those cities are bad and full of bad people who deserve to be punished
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