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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008





Welcome to Archer: Lo Scandalo, a mafia game for 12 players with flavour from Archer, the greatest animated TV show in history how many Rick&Morty fans am I going to have to fight now?

Lo Scandalo: Outline
Lo Scandalo is the eighth episode of Season 3, and is probably my favourite episode in the whole series. The plot centres around a conspiracy to kill Savio Mascalzoni, the (fictional) Prime Minister of Italy, in Malory's apartment. Things get weird.

The episode setting takes place in a confined space with not many characters, so I may have adjusted a couple of things to accommodate a 12-player mafia game.

Should I Play?
New players are certainly welcome. Unlike my last Archer game, there are actually roles (!), but these won't greatly impact on the game. You will need to rely more on wits than wizardry.

Archer is a show featuring fast paced dialogue and biting wit, and I'm hoping this game will too. If you hate fun, this may not be the game for you. If you like fun this is probably for you!

Rules
  • Days are at least 24 hours long, starting and ending around midday AEST (10pm US Eastern). If I resolve actions quickly enough I'll open up the thread early.
  • Donít intentionally post between hammer and flip unless it's a great post in which case do it.
  • Votes will be majority of players to hammer (days can end in a no hang).
  • The Bird Corollary: Unless it's role madness, I hate D1 no-lynches. I probably won't allow a D1 no hang.
  • Vanilla characters are certainly present in this game. Having said that, a lot of characters are able to do cool things, and so can you!
  • Non-town players may have been given fake flavour.
  • No editing posts. Make a clarification in a new post.
  • Deadposts are okay as long as they aren't game-related. If you're dead but have a sick Archer burn, post that poo poo!
  • Donít directly quote mod PMs. If you have any questions throughout the game, PM me.

Role FAQ: http://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Roles

Sample Town wincon
You are Town-aligned. You win when all threats to the Town have been eliminated.

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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008





Player List:
  1. bowmore
  2. drowned in pussy juice
  3. iajanus
  4. Infinitum
  5. its me glenda
  6. Kashuno
  7. Kasumeat
  8. Moatillata
  9. Nutsack Rangoon
  10. Retro Futurist
  11. SirSamVimes
  12. Your Personal Muse

birdstrike fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Apr 21, 2017

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


In preparation for my role i will drink an entire container of barbicide

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Breathe a little deeper, should you need to come undone



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

#GOAT


In if I get to give someone a potato

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!




Bird...bird...bird...BBBBBIIIIRRRRRDDDDD......danger zone

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


Moatillata posted:

In preparation for my role i will drink an entire container of barbicide

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


What is this in my rear end!?! (Sign me up)

Nutsack Rangoon
Mar 30, 2010

EVERYTHING IS NUMBERED HERE. THE MONSTER IS ZERO.


I'd like to play & I'm not drunk while posting this so I'll follow through

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008



Nutsack Rangoon posted:

I'm not drunk while posting this

fix this please

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

Probably a bad idea but sure

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008



bowmore posted:

Probably a bad idea but sure

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010


Yeah

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

whoa did I not sign up I already subscribed to the thread

JOHN CENA
Oct 20, 2006


i cannot be sated

Kasumeat
Nov 18, 2004

I SHOULD GO AND GET FUCKED


Work has slowed down a little, so I should have time to play. In.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008



Haha okay I think we're full up

Role pms will be sometime today/tonight depending on where you are, might do a 40 hr D1

feel free to archerpost/drunkpost in the meantime

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010


Insert appropriate archer quote

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Breathe a little deeper, should you need to come undone



Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010


Is that gif referring to me or you, because both could work

Kasumeat
Nov 18, 2004

I SHOULD GO AND GET FUCKED


I count 11

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008



Kasumeat posted:

I count 11

SSV has a presign, I'll let him know sometime this is open

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


Your Personal Muse posted:

Is that gif referring to me or you, because both could work

i really like to imagine that your av is actually you and whenever you say something i read it in my head in a voice that i imagine him to have

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Breathe a little deeper, should you need to come undone



Your Personal Muse posted:

Is that gif referring to me or you, because both could work

Porque no los dos?

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010


Moatillata posted:

i really like to imagine that your av is actually you and whenever you say something i read it in my head in a voice that i imagine him to have

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6LdVv1nP0M&feature=share

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


No see it was more of like a weird british accent thats not it

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


Also bum is criminally underrated and underused and i really think we, the samafia community, can bring it back into style

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008



Technically it's a zentai, it covers the head and neck...



Why does this chair have the bottom taken out of it? And what's that in his...

But more importantly, who is -


Infinitum (Savio Mascalzoni, Town-aligned Prime Minister of Italy) has been plotkilled on Night 0!

quote:

You are Savio Mascalzoni, Town-aligned Prime Minister of Italy

It's time for your annual kinky weekend with cara mia Malory Archer. Here why don't you just slip into this zentai and slip up a little 🍆...

You are the Prime Minister of Italy. You can rig any election to cancel the lynch, doublevote, and any votes against you will fail.

You know it was probably someone in the apartment... but whom?

Oh well, let's eat.




Day 1 begins!

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop


Votecount for Day 1



Not Voting (12): bowmore, drowned in pussy juice, iajanus, Infinitum, its me glenda, Kashuno, Kasumeat, Moatillata, Nutsack Rangoon, Retro Futurist, SirSamVimes, Your Personal Muse

With 12 people still alive, it takes 7 votes to lynch.
The current deadline is April 22nd, 2017 at noon AEST -- that's in about 1 day, 18 hours.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

Infinitum in the vote list?

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008



Votecount for Day 1



Not Voting (11): bowmore, drowned in pussy juice, iajanus, its me glenda, Kashuno, Kasumeat, Moatillata, Nutsack Rangoon, Retro Futurist, SirSamVimes, Your Personal Muse

With 11 people still alive, it takes 6 votes to lynch.
The current deadline is April 22nd, 2017 at noon AEST -- that's in about 1 day, 18 hours.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Breathe a little deeper, should you need to come undone



MOTHERFUCKER

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008







I have an important question before we begin.

Are we still doing phrasing?

JOHN CENA
Oct 20, 2006


italy is not that great anyway

Nutsack Rangoon
Mar 30, 2010

EVERYTHING IS NUMBERED HERE. THE MONSTER IS ZERO.


copfirming

##vote bowmore

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


i came here to eat dinner and kill bad guys, and I'm all out of dinner already

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


Im just a little boy and all of your witty sexual banter is going over my head

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

Nice

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010


I suck at quotathons, so wake me up when it's time to start making wild accusations

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Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!




Your Personal Muse posted:

I suck at quotathons, so wake me up when it's time to start making wild accusations

J'ACCUSE!

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