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Parallax Scroll posted:does this work for "juicing"? i want to be an elite athlete pop in an iv bag full of roids and go to town
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boner confessor posted:recruiting drivers and subsidizing rides. seriously if you take uber you only pay something like 40% of the cost of the ride. if your ride cost you $8 then uber paid the driver $20. they're hoping that this will build brand loyalty and market share, but in reality there's nothing to stop people from switching to uber or lyft or whoever I wonder if anyone's tried signing up as a Uber driver just to get Uber to pay for their commutes.
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shovelbum posted:pop in an iv bag full of roids and go to town once i get strong enough i guess i can just squeeze the bag
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euphronius posted:What do you do in the 8 months fruit doesn't grow. You freeze the juice you made?
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extra stout posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N51oiMv3IJw lol at the 2 minute mark in the video. if you want to recycle the juice packets you have to mail them back to the company
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euphronius posted:What do you do in the 8 months fruit doesn't grow. we utilize ancient technology handed down from human to human until our grandma's became obsessed with them, they're called jars Honky Dong Country posted:what blackberries and raspberries we can't eat get made into jams. And a lot of the jam that we won't eat gets given to family, friends, and neighbors. and that owns, i'm jealous of your free food variety, i've got apples crab apples and randomly a wild cherry tree but it's too young so i just protect it from vines and love it like a son big time bisexual posted:lol at the 2 minute mark in the video. if you want to recycle the juice packets you have to mail them back to the company nothing says recycling efficiently like a mail man driving plastic across the country in a truck, i sure am glad we got past that grim dark era of humanity where we just gave scrap meat to our dogs, scrap wood to mushrooms and rotten veggie bits to rabbits extra stout fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Apr 19, 2017 |
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big time bisexual posted:lol at the 2 minute mark in the video. if you want to recycle the juice packets you have to mail them back to the company But only after you compost the contents and wash them really well.
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Rutibex posted:
I read some article about how millennials are overly fixated on monthly payment and convenience when buying cars because they are so used to subscription services. Silicon Valley is just giving them what they want
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"Oh, so you say that it will lock the customers into your proprietary packs? hmm i do love subscription services"
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WhyteRyce posted:I read some article about how millennials are overly fixated on monthly payment and convenience when buying cars because they are so used to subscription services. Silicon Valley is just giving them what they want Is that why cars are like 60 grand now?
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I never thought of storing food for later. Amazing .
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I read the OP's story this morning, and there might not be a more unintentionally funny tech story to come out this year. It really has it all: You've got the guy who compares himself to Steve Jobs, the machine that is needlessly complicated, the functions that actually make doing the thing it says it does take like five times longer than current technology at no increase quality or quantity, the fact that the thing connects to the internet for no good reason, and the idiots who lined up to invest in it.
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haljordan posted:Venture capital guys would probably get a better return on their investment if they bet the money on a dog fight instead im a VC partner. please tell me more about this opportunity.
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euphronius posted:I never thought of storing food for later. All that stored food is just clutter man the minimalist blogs are telling me I can only own 20 things tops and those can't be 20 jars of fruit!!!
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I'm going to mega lol when Uber's investors realize that car manufacturers are just going to use their own proprietary software to run ride sharing programs.
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shovelbum posted:Is that why cars are like 60 grand now? No but I'm picturing some millennial signing up for a 7 year loan on his 2012 Toyota Corolla
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Dandywalken posted:Are Sodastreams good, Israel aside? But it doesn't have WiFi random lights that go on and off so if you live in Silocone Valley you'll probably get made fun of for using it FYI
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Crazy Ted posted:As an occasional user, yeah they're alright. It does pretty much exactly what it says and the price isn't horrible.  You don't think SodaStream had the same idea:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr9KfXXU0Ko
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guys guys what if you had a keurig... but it made tortillas  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB-j4cz2PlA
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Three Olives posted:
I had no ideaI got one when they first started out and it was literally "screw bottle into top, press CO2 button, unscrew, pour in some product, done in 15 seconds".
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Fresh tortillas are pretty good but the ethnic food market near me has a giant tortilla machine and I can get a big rear end bag of them for like $2
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Anyone say "Juice the Rich" yet?
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WhyteRyce posted:Fresh tortillas are pretty good but the ethnic food market near me has a giant tortilla machine and I can get a big rear end bag of them for like $2 Yeah they're like a buck a pound, I find making them soothing but the tortilla machine is as good as I am at it really
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big time bisexual posted:guys guys what if you had a keurig... but it made tortillas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t1AhQL2bXU For only $1,000 you don't need any pods.
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big time bisexual posted:guys guys what if you had a keurig... but it made tortillas Cool so it's like making tortillas in a toaster oven, except you can't use it for anything else and only with products sold by the manufacturer. Nice.
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Cthulu Carl posted:Anyone say "Juice the Rich" yet? ((Juice the rich)) Geez no wonder they're saying GBS is an alt-right shithole.
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big time bisexual posted:guys guys what if you had a keurig... but it made tortillas wait is this thing a joke I didn't see the start of tortilla chat, a tortilla can be like <1 penny of maseca and a lil water and it cooks in a few seconds wtf
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how do i get rich idiots to toss millions at me, i have plenty of ideas that sound good on paper
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Space Crabs posted:how do i get rich idiots to toss millions at me, i have plenty of ideas that sound good on paper
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I want one for cheese sticks it has dough and cheese reservoirs and extrudes them continuously thru a heating element hot breadsticks on tap and also i guess the other taps are like marinara or blue cheese
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how can we market a machine that rich yuppies piss into and then drink it?
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Crazy Ted posted:Make a Kuerig, but for Sushi. Don't ask me how it would work Then sell DRM-locked single servings of rice, seaweed and a variety of fillings.
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Kitchens must be pretty loving huge in Silicon Valley to fit all of this gimmicky food prep bullshit. I'm picturing rows and rows of 1,000 dollar salad tossers.
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shovelbum posted:I want one for cheese sticks it has dough and cheese reservoirs and extrudes them continuously thru a heating element hot breadsticks on tap and also i guess the other taps are like marinara or blue cheese You just want that so you can lay under the machine and let it slide a long, fried cheese log down you gullet. I ain't kinkshaming, I just believe everyone need to be honest about their intentions for food making machines.
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Burn silicon valley to the ground and hang all the bankers and vc
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turn off the TV posted:I'm picturing rows and rows of 1,000 dollar salad tossers. Sick, they eat rear end in the kitchen?
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Cthulu Carl posted:You just want that so you can lay under the machine and let it slide a long, fried cheese log down you gullet. yeah i came up with it while drunk in college waiting for a second, much larger, order of cheese sticks to arrive
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Rutibex posted:no, there is another layer to this. i venture that the "inventor" never envisioned this product as a scam to sell over priced juice packs. this smells like a product specifically designed to appeal to idiot venture capitalists. i can see the SharkTank pitch right now, as they check off every idiotic heuristic that capitalists use to feel out "good investments". Tbf it's practically a regular feature on the show to have Mark Cuban dump all over some idiot's silicon valley vc valuation. They do go wild for poo poo like a two cent plastic bag filled with 75 cents of produce selling for $7 though
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"oh yes! and the data we collect from the app can be additionally monitized"
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A soft-serve machine with wifi and DRM boxes of pre-made soft serve. - caters to manchildren: check - can sell user data: check - subscription service: check - DRM: check send me money please
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A hot pocket making machine that you have to load up with frozen hot pockets
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