- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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future where bottle caps are money, but only snapple and the value is how good the fact is
It's a gangland future where you get fortune cookies or something but they are highly prized because they contain street fighter style special moves that work in real life. Might just save your but someday.
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 26, 2024 04:02
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Police are chasing some guy who had ran past you a moment ago
*painting at a solid brick wall, up in the sky, or down a sewer drain*
'He went thatta way!'
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Apr 18, 2024 09:18
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Eminem reveals he was Parrapa the Rapper this whole time.
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Apr 18, 2024 09:26
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- Karate Bastard
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Add "tactical" to things to make them stupider. Tactical wallet. Tactical tank. Tactical breast milk.
Actually on reflection, tactical breast milk may not be that stupid. Many situations where an infant's wail would give away your position, disrupt functions, etc
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Apr 18, 2024 09:36
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Actually on reflection, tactical breast milk may not be that stupid. Many situations where an infant's wail would give away your position, disrupt functions, etc
A mace-like spray can of tactical breast milk for non-lethal crowd control at baby protests
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Apr 18, 2024 10:22
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The baby riots.
How can a baby riot?
Mech suits.
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Apr 18, 2024 10:28
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The soporiphic detective.
He speaks with an unidentifiable foreign accent. It's very pleasantly hypnotic. You feel sleepy and stupid.
Suddenly the Detective is giving his summation and pointing out who done it and why. Then you fall back asleep.
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Apr 18, 2024 10:38
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The baby riots.
How can a baby riot?
Mech suits.
Babies riot all the time, but they are small, disorganized, and easily pacified, so pose no real threat.
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Apr 18, 2024 14:24
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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You go into a roadside stop where the lady and guy at the counter serve you somewhat reluctantly and when you turn to open what you think must be the bathroom only to have them SCREAM at you not to go in there and for the sake of everyone NOT to open that door
You oblige but the rest of your time on this Earth you can't get out of your head what must have been behind that door. Was it the murdered body of the actual owner they had just robbed? Was it a sleeping bear that was awaiting animal control? Was it in fact the bathroom but the last person to use it had made a *real* mess? Or were the two employee is just about done their long shift and really didn't want to clean again after you?
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Apr 18, 2024 17:22
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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instead of Telemann's Tafelmusik, it's TINSTAAFLmusik
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Apr 18, 2024 22:10
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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instead of Telemann's Tafelmusik, it's TINSTAAFLmusik
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Apr 18, 2024 22:48
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- Karate Bastard
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A future warlock delves deep into the strata, in succession uncovering one dead civilization after another. Coming across a cavernous void and three Rosetta stones deep, he deciphers the ancient inscriptions. "Baltimore", he reads out, releasing the old horror anew
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Apr 20, 2024 13:21
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Relations with the villagers have hit a snag. We need to win hearts and minds.
Send in Sgt. Lovely.
edit:
I just Googled Sgt. Lovely and it turns out there is a Sgt. Lovely who was just sacked from their role after a unhinged racist rant.
So okay, let's not send in Sgt. Lovely. My bad. It's the wrong move. Sorry.
Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Apr 20, 2024
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Apr 20, 2024 15:59
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The Dark Cottage subculture of Cottagecore evolves into it's ultimate form. Rustic Overblast.
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Apr 20, 2024 16:15
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The coked up bald guy who ran Microsoft? Yeah I had him bagged as some kind of shoggoth ages ago.
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Apr 20, 2024 18:59
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john muad'dib flanked by stilgarfield and odie halleck, though their hooks be worn and cliched, raise their hooks that they may ride the punch line maker
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Apr 20, 2024 20:19
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Riker becoming shocked would be a good Drake meme substitute.
edit:
Not Drake. It should be Dissapointed Black Guy, according to Know Your Meme.
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Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 14:11 on Apr 21, 2024
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Apr 21, 2024 07:39
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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The guy singing the 'Everybody was kung-fu fighting...' song but he's all choked up about it and breaks down in tears near the end
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Apr 21, 2024 13:37
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It was in fact a lot a bit frightening.
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Apr 21, 2024 13:58
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Zen 10. A cartoon series about a boy who transcends the ego by staring at a wall for ten years.
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Apr 21, 2024 15:33
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The guy singing the 'Everybody was kung-fu fighting...' song but he's all choked up about it and breaks down in tears near the end
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Apr 21, 2024 16:21
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The guy singing the 'Everybody was kung-fu fighting...' song but he's all choked up about it and breaks down in tears near the end
sad crying version of any song makes it funnier, when I worked in store it'd inevitably pop into my head for songs I'd hear repeat enough, especially christmas ones
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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code:https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
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Apr 21, 2024 16:27
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Elrond: Destroy it!
Isildur: No.
Elrond: Hadouken!
THE END
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Apr 21, 2024 19:22
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Apr 22, 2024 21:53
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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A broadway musical about golf.
Please don't tell me if this is already a thing.
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Apr 24, 2024 04:30
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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You forgive them for getting annoyed because your third eye saw that their luminous true self didn't mean it.
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Apr 24, 2024 09:48
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mentalist act in a society of psychics
 I have no idea what you’re thinking
*gasps, then applause*
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Apr 24, 2024 11:15
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Bear Bones.
A fantasy series about a necromancer who raises an army of skeleton bears.
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Apr 24, 2024 11:36
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Bear Bones.
A fantasy series about a necromancer who raises an army of skeleton bears.
Star Trek TOS, except McCoy is just a bear.
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Apr 24, 2024 14:06
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Dress real live bears up on a sound stage designed to look like the vintage Enterprise and then put the footage together in editing and then write the episode to match the footage.
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Apr 24, 2024 17:21
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- Karate Bastard
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With my third ear I hear slide whistles and ska music.
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- Karate Bastard
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Blood rhymes with food. Adjust your inner monologue accordingly.
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Apr 25, 2024 16:50
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- Finger Prince
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Blood rhymes with food. Adjust your inner monologue accordingly.
Great, now my inner monologue is going to be in a Scottish accent all day.
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Apr 25, 2024 17:20
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- Adbot
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Apr 26, 2024 04:02
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- Karate Bastard
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Becoming an actual clown by adopting increasingly exacting levels of logic for your internal monologue
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