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Gene Hackman Fan posted:

a parallel universe where telegrams used the word gently caress instead of STOP



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Barco Fiesta posted:

annie are you ok
are you jealous
of the carpet
saw you lookin through the window
you could tell I
got new carpet annie

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)
What's that mother? I must destroy the notions of gender and capitalism? Well, OK, but I really do not appreciate that tone of voice.

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)
You know you're a skeleton, right?

baw

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
so you've seen "birdbox." if you look, the monsters will get you. civilization collapses accordingly

and you've seen "the quiet place," where if you make a noise, the monsters will get you. civilization collapses accordingly

well are you ready for "smell zone," where if you smell anything the monsters get you. there are some initial deaths but once people figure out the trick things aren't so bad. everyone has to plug their noses constantly so they sound weird. the food industry has to re-invent itself with a focus on textures because no one can taste anything anymore.

and one chef rises above the rest...

baw

baw

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

lol

baw

The X-man cometh

oh but seriously I posted:

The Dariaist War Boy

"Yeah, yeah... shiny & chrome. I get it already"

Jane's hair and piercings fit right in.

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

going out of town for a couple weeks. i'm leaving a spare key and $20 with the neighbor kid to feed my sourdough starter twice a week and claim free games on my epic game store account for me

owlhawk911

if you don't like reggae then get out of my house


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tadashi


So there was this contest at a furniture store to be declared "king of the sales force".
The winner keeled over and died when it was announced that he had won with a last second sale of a love seat.
When the EMTs asked the sales manager what happened, all he could say was, "I guess you could call him 'sofa king' excited to win the contest that it killed him."


E: I gotta work on this one but it has good bones.

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
trying to be sexy for your significant other by wearing their shirt as pants

Prurient Squid

My gameboard is pafecto
Ushiromiya BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

Jigsaws Against God. (like cards against humanity but it's Jigsaws Against God).

Bright Bart


Hear the one about the watchmaker who only repairs Movado?

The pay is good but the hours are messed up.

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation
Ozymandias: I'm not a republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting it's outcom-

Bystander: wow you have a lot of TV's

Ozymandias: I did it thirty-five minutes-

Bystander: can i have your disney + log in


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We must break the magic of the internet trolls,
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We must post and bait in such a frenzy that none can resist.
For believe me if even one of their ilk remains unbanned,
the time will come when they will rise up and destroy us.

Put yourself in the hands of the IKs;
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and a posting kingdom.

Gene Hackman Fan


a board game tournament being covered like a sports presentation.

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Gene Hackman Fan posted:

a board game tournament being covered like a sports presentation.

actually, let me amend that: bob costas commentating a season of yugioh like it was a serious sport.

Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 01:10 on May 10, 2020

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abuse culture.

food on the table

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

a board game tournament being covered like a sports presentation.

a board game about going to Canadian tire or Costco and getting Great Deals

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abuse culture.

food on the table

Go directly to checkout. Do not remember to buy toilet paper. Do not save on quality Mastercraft auto parts.

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abuse culture.

food on the table

You bought an inferior King brand screwdriver set. You lose 25 Canadian tire dollars and your kids bike stays broken

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Yinlock


abuse culture. posted:

You bought an inferior King brand screwdriver set. You lose 25 Canadian tire dollars and your kids bike stays broken

v. serious economics majors discussing the exact exchange rate of a canadian tire dollar


nut


abuse culture. posted:

Go directly to checkout. Do not remember to buy toilet paper. Do not save on quality Mastercraft auto parts.

nut


eating cheese nips at a party for the first time getting self conscious cuz ur nips sure donít look like that

abuse culture.

food on the table

Put a Mastercraft EDGE Spoiler on your minivan. Lose only 199.99 and gain +2 respect with your son

ableism. abuse culture. academic elitism. ageism. adultism. ahistoricalism. allism. anthropocentrism. antisemitism. antiziganism. appropriation. asexual hate. atheist dogma. audism. authoritarian models and hierarchies. bdsm hate. binarism. body modifications hate. body policing. bullying. capitalism. cartesian dualism. casteism. christian supremacy. chronologism. cisgenderism. cissexism. classism. coercive diagnosis. colonialism. colorism. communalism. compulsory schooling. conservatism. cultural appropriation. cyber / online / internet culture hate. democracy. determinism. diet shaming. drug use enforcement. drug use & culture hate. educationism / educational institutionalism. elitism. enforced silencing. enforcing and policing dichotomies. enforcing attitudes. enforcing the self / body and self / mind dichotomies. environmental destruction. erasure. ethnicism. ethnocentrism. eurocentrism. evolutionary psychology. fascism. fat hate. food policing. fundamentalism. furry hate. gender policing. genderizations. genderqueer hate. generalizations. globalization. government ideology. grammar / spelling policing. gridmapping. GSM / GSAM (gender and (a)sexuality marginalized) hate. healthism. heightism. heteronormativity. heterosexism. hierarchalism. hindutva. hueism. imperialism. individualism. islam hate. jingoism. kink hate. kink policing. language(s) policing / imposition. liberalism. libertarianism. linearity. logocentrism. looksism. majority rule. marginalization. marriage as an enforced norm. militarism. misogyny. monoamorism. monogamism. monosexism. nation-state ideology. nationalism. nazism. neocolonialism. neoliberalism. nerd / geek hate. nonconsent culture. nonconsensual / coercive fetishization. nonconsensual / coercive sexualization. nonhuman hate. normativity. objectivism. oppression of undocumented beings. oppressive family structures. oppressive notions of science. oralism. orientalism. otherkin hate + erasure. parentism. patriotism. policing. policing selfhoods. privatization. progressivism. property ideology. queer hate. racism. surprise sex culture. rationalism. republicanism. religious / spiritual discrimination. reproductivism. revisionism. saffronization. scientific dogma. sectarianism. sex work hate + shaming. sexism. sexualism. shaming in general. singletism. sizism. speciesism. standardized work and education. statism. stealth shaming. stigmatization. the academic industrial complex. the adult / child dichotomy. the "all dichotomies must be false dichotomies" philosophy. the bigoted myth of neutrality. the prison industrial complex. therian hate. totalitarianism. transabled hate. transmisogyny. trans (*) hate. universalism. victim blaming. war. zionism.

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tadashi posted:

So there was this contest at a furniture store to be declared "king of the sales force".
The winner keeled over and died when it was announced that he had won with a last second sale of a love seat.
When the EMTs asked the sales manager what happened, all he could say was, "I guess you could call him 'sofa king' excited to win the contest that it killed him."


E: I gotta work on this one but it has good bones.

lol


nut


Yinlock


abuse culture. posted:

Put a Mastercraft EDGE Spoiler on your minivan. Lose only 199.99 and gain +2 respect with your son


abuse culture.

food on the table

Inferior potting soil. Your son tries weed

ableism. abuse culture. academic elitism. ageism. adultism. ahistoricalism. allism. anthropocentrism. antisemitism. antiziganism. appropriation. asexual hate. atheist dogma. audism. authoritarian models and hierarchies. bdsm hate. binarism. body modifications hate. body policing. bullying. capitalism. cartesian dualism. casteism. christian supremacy. chronologism. cisgenderism. cissexism. classism. coercive diagnosis. colonialism. colorism. communalism. compulsory schooling. conservatism. cultural appropriation. cyber / online / internet culture hate. democracy. determinism. diet shaming. drug use enforcement. drug use & culture hate. educationism / educational institutionalism. elitism. enforced silencing. enforcing and policing dichotomies. enforcing attitudes. enforcing the self / body and self / mind dichotomies. environmental destruction. erasure. ethnicism. ethnocentrism. eurocentrism. evolutionary psychology. fascism. fat hate. food policing. fundamentalism. furry hate. gender policing. genderizations. genderqueer hate. generalizations. globalization. government ideology. grammar / spelling policing. gridmapping. GSM / GSAM (gender and (a)sexuality marginalized) hate. healthism. heightism. heteronormativity. heterosexism. hierarchalism. hindutva. hueism. imperialism. individualism. islam hate. jingoism. kink hate. kink policing. language(s) policing / imposition. liberalism. libertarianism. linearity. logocentrism. looksism. majority rule. marginalization. marriage as an enforced norm. militarism. misogyny. monoamorism. monogamism. monosexism. nation-state ideology. nationalism. nazism. neocolonialism. neoliberalism. nerd / geek hate. nonconsent culture. nonconsensual / coercive fetishization. nonconsensual / coercive sexualization. nonhuman hate. normativity. objectivism. oppression of undocumented beings. oppressive family structures. oppressive notions of science. oralism. orientalism. otherkin hate + erasure. parentism. patriotism. policing. policing selfhoods. privatization. progressivism. property ideology. queer hate. racism. surprise sex culture. rationalism. republicanism. religious / spiritual discrimination. reproductivism. revisionism. saffronization. scientific dogma. sectarianism. sex work hate + shaming. sexism. sexualism. shaming in general. singletism. sizism. speciesism. standardized work and education. statism. stealth shaming. stigmatization. the academic industrial complex. the adult / child dichotomy. the "all dichotomies must be false dichotomies" philosophy. the bigoted myth of neutrality. the prison industrial complex. therian hate. totalitarianism. transabled hate. transmisogyny. trans (*) hate. universalism. victim blaming. war. zionism.

abuse culture.

food on the table

Hellís Kitchen but it actually takes place in hell

abuse culture. fucked around with this message at 21:00 on May 10, 2020

ableism. abuse culture. academic elitism. ageism. adultism. ahistoricalism. allism. anthropocentrism. antisemitism. antiziganism. appropriation. asexual hate. atheist dogma. audism. authoritarian models and hierarchies. bdsm hate. binarism. body modifications hate. body policing. bullying. capitalism. cartesian dualism. casteism. christian supremacy. chronologism. cisgenderism. cissexism. classism. coercive diagnosis. colonialism. colorism. communalism. compulsory schooling. conservatism. cultural appropriation. cyber / online / internet culture hate. democracy. determinism. diet shaming. drug use enforcement. drug use & culture hate. educationism / educational institutionalism. elitism. enforced silencing. enforcing and policing dichotomies. enforcing attitudes. enforcing the self / body and self / mind dichotomies. environmental destruction. erasure. ethnicism. ethnocentrism. eurocentrism. evolutionary psychology. fascism. fat hate. food policing. fundamentalism. furry hate. gender policing. genderizations. genderqueer hate. generalizations. globalization. government ideology. grammar / spelling policing. gridmapping. GSM / GSAM (gender and (a)sexuality marginalized) hate. healthism. heightism. heteronormativity. heterosexism. hierarchalism. hindutva. hueism. imperialism. individualism. islam hate. jingoism. kink hate. kink policing. language(s) policing / imposition. liberalism. libertarianism. linearity. logocentrism. looksism. majority rule. marginalization. marriage as an enforced norm. militarism. misogyny. monoamorism. monogamism. monosexism. nation-state ideology. nationalism. nazism. neocolonialism. neoliberalism. nerd / geek hate. nonconsent culture. nonconsensual / coercive fetishization. nonconsensual / coercive sexualization. nonhuman hate. normativity. objectivism. oppression of undocumented beings. oppressive family structures. oppressive notions of science. oralism. orientalism. otherkin hate + erasure. parentism. patriotism. policing. policing selfhoods. privatization. progressivism. property ideology. queer hate. racism. surprise sex culture. rationalism. republicanism. religious / spiritual discrimination. reproductivism. revisionism. saffronization. scientific dogma. sectarianism. sex work hate + shaming. sexism. sexualism. shaming in general. singletism. sizism. speciesism. standardized work and education. statism. stealth shaming. stigmatization. the academic industrial complex. the adult / child dichotomy. the "all dichotomies must be false dichotomies" philosophy. the bigoted myth of neutrality. the prison industrial complex. therian hate. totalitarianism. transabled hate. transmisogyny. trans (*) hate. universalism. victim blaming. war. zionism.

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abuse culture. posted:

Hellís Kitchen but it actually takes place in hell

Heck's Kitchen

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abuse culture. posted:

Inferior potting soil. Your son tries weed

*moves three spaces back, draws card*

"your son tried weed he took from your stash. move four spaces ahead on account of your own nostalgia and an undiscovered bond with your son."

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abuse culture. posted:

Hellís Kitchen but it actually takes place in hell

This sinner is so undercooked a skilled evangelist could still save him!

got any sevens

Only the smallest QB can ascend.


abuse culture. posted:

a board game about going to Canadian tire or Costco and getting Great Deals

there actually is a mall madness boardgame i played as a kid, about chasing after flash sales. it was fun

albany academy


It's raw! You almost served it raw! They could've gotten sick! You could've killed someone!

*demon looking around nervously* wait what's the point of this show again

alnilam

Postin in the springtime



got any sevens posted:

there actually is a mall madness boardgame i played as a kid, about chasing after flash sales. it was fun

omg we had that too i haven't thought about it in years

Yinlock


a psa on safe sex where the very respectable narrator suddenly dips into vulgar slang

"Teen pregnancy is no joke, so when you're busting a fat one,"


Yinlock


football player: on or off the field I know the importance of protection, so when i'm blasting your mom,


Prurient Squid

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Ushiromiya BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

The Moon is colonised by Clan Armstrong who claim to be its rightful inheritors.

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Yinlock posted:

football player: on or off the field I know the importance of protection, so when i'm blasting your mom,

obvs but u could do this with dare too

like you think your son is studying but actually he's railing lines of 97 percent pure uncut white gold the primo poo poo godDAMN *loud sniffing noise*

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