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Heather Papps


hello internet friend




Yinlock posted:

a psa on safe sex where the very respectable narrator suddenly dips into vulgar slang

"Teen pregnancy is no joke, so when you're busting a fat one,"

my sex ed teacher was a rugby idiot and he said in class that he "knows raw doggin' feels better, but just put on a rubber for gods sake," and that was the first time i had heard the term raw doggin' and i think about that class a lot.


thanks everyone for posting, but six and vanisher especially!!!

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nut


spend ur life thinking that the met gala is australian slang for starting a relationship

Christoph

Running gag where everyone who sells something is called a monger

Vapemonger
Housemonger
Taffymonger

nut posted:

spend ur life thinking that the met gala is australian slang for starting a relationship

not quite related but when I was a teenager I used to think lip service meant oral sex

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Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
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Christoph posted:

Running gag where everyone who sells something is called a monger

Vapemonger
Housemonger
Taffymonger


not quite related but when I was a teenager I used to think lip service meant oral sex

The carmonger down the lane offers favourable lease terms on 2019 Toyota Corollas and Rav4s.

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

ghost emoji posted:

Heck's Kitchen

"It's fahlootin' raw! I wouldn't feed this schlop to my dog! Don't you dare try to serve this baloney out of my kitchen!"

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

or Heck's Kitchen is hosted by a "midwest nice" chef named Tammy who grades each week's challenge of hot dish

nut


ghost emoji posted:

Heck's Kitchen

Prurient Squid

My gameboard is pafecto
Ushiromiya BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

You have superheros like Thor so how about more unlikely superheros based on ancient myth. Like what is Sisyphus was a superhero?

biosterous




all superheroes are already sisyphus - the criminals always come back and there's always another crisis, and even if they manage to win or retire or die they'll be brought back with a crossover or a reboot or something



thank you manifisto for this sig!!!

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation
Does this mean Camus is the ultimate supervillain?


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sig by the one and only Heather Papps!

Yinlock


take the moon posted:

obvs but u could do this with dare too

like you think your son is studying but actually he's railing lines of 97 percent pure uncut white gold the primo poo poo godDAMN *loud sniffing noise*


abuse culture.

food on the table

Prurient Squid posted:

You have superheros like Thor so how about more unlikely superheros based on ancient myth. Like what is Sisyphus was a superhero?

The Adventures of Super Saint Francis of Assisi

ableism. abuse culture. academic elitism. ageism. adultism. ahistoricalism. allism. anthropocentrism. antisemitism. antiziganism. appropriation. asexual hate. atheist dogma. audism. authoritarian models and hierarchies. bdsm hate. binarism. body modifications hate. body policing. bullying. capitalism. cartesian dualism. casteism. christian supremacy. chronologism. cisgenderism. cissexism. classism. coercive diagnosis. colonialism. colorism. communalism. compulsory schooling. conservatism. cultural appropriation. cyber / online / internet culture hate. democracy. determinism. diet shaming. drug use enforcement. drug use & culture hate. educationism / educational institutionalism. elitism. enforced silencing. enforcing and policing dichotomies. enforcing attitudes. enforcing the self / body and self / mind dichotomies. environmental destruction. erasure. ethnicism. ethnocentrism. eurocentrism. evolutionary psychology. fascism. fat hate. food policing. fundamentalism. furry hate. gender policing. genderizations. genderqueer hate. generalizations. globalization. government ideology. grammar / spelling policing. gridmapping. GSM / GSAM (gender and (a)sexuality marginalized) hate. healthism. heightism. heteronormativity. heterosexism. hierarchalism. hindutva. hueism. imperialism. individualism. islam hate. jingoism. kink hate. kink policing. language(s) policing / imposition. liberalism. libertarianism. linearity. logocentrism. looksism. majority rule. marginalization. marriage as an enforced norm. militarism. misogyny. monoamorism. monogamism. monosexism. nation-state ideology. nationalism. nazism. neocolonialism. neoliberalism. nerd / geek hate. nonconsent culture. nonconsensual / coercive fetishization. nonconsensual / coercive sexualization. nonhuman hate. normativity. objectivism. oppression of undocumented beings. oppressive family structures. oppressive notions of science. oralism. orientalism. otherkin hate + erasure. parentism. patriotism. policing. policing selfhoods. privatization. progressivism. property ideology. queer hate. racism. surprise sex culture. rationalism. republicanism. religious / spiritual discrimination. reproductivism. revisionism. saffronization. scientific dogma. sectarianism. sex work hate + shaming. sexism. sexualism. shaming in general. singletism. sizism. speciesism. standardized work and education. statism. stealth shaming. stigmatization. the academic industrial complex. the adult / child dichotomy. the "all dichotomies must be false dichotomies" philosophy. the bigoted myth of neutrality. the prison industrial complex. therian hate. totalitarianism. transabled hate. transmisogyny. trans (*) hate. universalism. victim blaming. war. zionism.

Christoph

Referring to nanobots as bananobots

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xcheopis



abuse culture. posted:

The Adventures of Super Saint Francis of Assisi

Miracles performed include:
- Petting two cats simultaneously and neither of them bitches about the existence of the other
- Food bowls always have a proper and satisfying amount of kibble
- Able to give medications with no fuss
- Able to give belly rubs to even the most obstreperous of cats

alnilam

Postin in the springtime



abuse culture. posted:

The Adventures of Super Saint Francis of Assisi

he'd be like aquaman (command of sea life) but with birds



ty vanisher

Prurient Squid

My gameboard is pafecto
Ushiromiya BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

Cassandra would be a pretty grim superheroine whose ability is soley to have premonitions of doom that no one believes. Would Captain Hindsight be her ally or foe?

baw

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
an SA poster who sends a thank you message to anyone who quotes them

baw

google THIS


"I don't have any daisies," Tom said lackadaisically.

biosterous




google THIS posted:

"I don't have any daisies," Tom said lackadaisically.



thank you manifisto for this sig!!!

got any sevens

Only the smallest QB can ascend.


baw posted:

an SA poster who sends a thank you message to anyone who quotes them

this is a terrible idea

owlhawk911

owlhawk911 posted:

if you don't like reggae then get out of my house

me gwan post down babylon


https://i.imgur.com/vLsp28z.mp4
this sig brought to you by heather papps

nut


indiana jones and the trip wher he try to figure out what a bumbaclot is

nut


indiana jones and the daggering express

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)


nut posted:

indiana jones and the trip wher he try to figure out what a bumbaclot is

Temple of doom only Short Round is a little Jamaican kid.

Prurient Squid

My gameboard is pafecto
Ushiromiya BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

The cops are after a group of terrorists that are planning a big job and the terrorists are dressed as clowns. But at the same time in the same city peacefull protesters are gathering also dressed as clowns. Meanwhile thousands of actual clowns are traveling to the city for a clown convention. Some kind of clown clusterfuck ensues.

google THIS


Prurient Squid posted:

The cops are after a group of terrorists that are planning a big job and the terrorists are dressed as clowns. But at the same time in the same city peacefull protesters are gathering also dressed as clowns. Meanwhile thousands of actual clowns are traveling to the city for a clown convention. Some kind of clown clusterfuck ensues.

The clown terrorists try to lose the cops in a traffic jam but there are only two other cars on the road.

nut


not to mention all those freakin clowns in Congress

Robot Made of Meat


google THIS posted:

"I don't have any daisies," Tom said lackadaisically.

We need a Tom Swiftie thread, said Robot Made of Meat, . . . umm. Tom Swiftlessly?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

ForbiddenSock

Would using Nike brand socks for my seed be a cool flex?

Opening an umbrella in the bathroom stall.

I just like to imagine the panic a person must feel when every other toilet stall pops open an umbrella while they sit there mudbutted and toilet bound unable to protect themselves from whatever comes next.

google THIS


If the Founding Fathers were Founding Dads.

"We just drafted a new document. It's called the Constitution."

"Really? What's it about?"

"It's about four pages."

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




google THIS posted:

If the Founding Fathers were Founding Dads.

"We just drafted a new document. It's called the Constitution."

"Really? What's it about?"

"It's about four pages."

we hold these truths to be self evident: put on a sweater.


thanks everyone for posting, but six and vanisher especially!!!

xcheopis



google THIS posted:

If the Founding Fathers were Founding Dads.

"We just drafted a new document. It's called the Constitution."

"Really? What's it about?"

"It's about four pages."



Heather Papps posted:

we hold these truths to be self evident: put on a sweater.

Congress shall make no law that abridges the freedom to whap anyone touching that thermostat

got any sevens

Only the smallest QB can ascend.


a little revolution now and then builds character

nut


ok I get where the wheel is but which part is the barrow

google THIS


The Declaration of Independence sitting on a desk unsigned because it's the Fourth of July and the Founding Dads are having a bitchin' cookout.

nut


chalupa cabre??

ghost emoji

oooOooOOOooh

google THIS posted:

If the Founding Fathers were Founding Dads.

"We just drafted a new document. It's called the Constitution."

"Really? What's it about?"

"It's about four pages."

"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."

"Hi the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America, I'm Dad"

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nut


google THIS posted:

"I don't have any daisies," Tom said lackadaisically.

this joke was in the nyt crossword today

alnilam

Postin in the springtime



ghost emoji posted:

"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."

"Hi the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America, I'm Dad"



ty vanisher

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Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)


nut posted:

ok I get where the wheel is but which part is the barrow

I don't understand, is the funery mound somehow portable? Or is it some ritual burial site for broken wheels?

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