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Finger Prince posted:Giancarlo's car coasts to a halt beside the track, the TV crew rush to the barrier to interview him as he walks back to the pits. lol |
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an aspiring racecar driver who is about to start their first big race, and is just now noticing that it's not a mario kart tournament |
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race commissioner, looking at the `Favorite Racer?` question on the driver's race application form: "oh, they meant that Mario" |
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*stern-faced racecar commissioner*: But what puzzles us the most about this driver's death are his final words about a "sick shortcut" in "rainbow road".
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My crew chief: Neat, is that your good luck charm? Me: (puzzled, looking at the turtle shell I'm carrying that I've painted blue and superglued some studs on) My what? |
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super sweet best pal posted:Film nerd really excited about being mugged in a parking lot used as a location in a crime movie and won’t stop talking about the scene. It's the one from Clueless |
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deep dish peat moss posted:race commissioner, looking at the `Favorite Racer?` question on the driver's race application form: "oh, they meant that Mario"
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after one nascar lap, leaning into the microphone headset and whispering, "when do the items start popping up?"
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"at once I was assailed by taxonomic catergories" |
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google THIS posted:My crew chief: Neat, is that your good luck charm? "am i supposed to pre-peel the bananas or do i peel and eat them on the track?" |
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tom, car #8 seems to have someone riding on the back shoving what appears to be mushrooms up the exhaust pipe
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Yinlock posted:tom, car #8 seems to have someone riding on the back shoving what appears to be mushrooms up the exhaust pipe amateurs. everyone knows mushrooms go in the intake
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Dark night of the bowl (drug innuendo). |
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a good christian PUA who's intimacy goals are extremely tame hey girl wanna come back to my place and hold hands
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hanging out by the bar with my outlandish hat cocked at such an angle so as to appear curious but never outright rakish.
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HAVE YOU SEEN OUR VENGA BOY LOST: male vengaboy, approx 22 yo with cheeks as smooth as satin and a tight, bouncy butt |
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adding fake mod edits to the end of my posts in order to maximize confusion mod edit: please, do not do this. biosterous fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Jun 6, 2020
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a turtle that shits a lot so his friends start lightheartedly calling him turdle but then one of them takes it too far by calling him turdhole |
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The joke is a diagram that starts off with an ape as the initiator of a parade of figures each representing a stage in the ascent of man but the last figure, standing for the apex of evolution, is something comical and unexpected? |
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eh, nevermind. if you'll excuse me I'll go post in another thread.
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:eh, nevermind. if you'll excuse me I'll go post in another thread. Dammit! And this one was headed to the Goldmine.
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23 minute long progressive rock song that has lyrics that are genuinely deep and meaningful, but the vocalist purposefully pronounces most of the nouns slightly wrong to work people up |
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Dip Viscous posted:23 minute long progressive rock song that has lyrics that are genuinely deep and meaningful, but the vocalist purposefully pronounces most of the nouns slightly wrong to work people up Fans still arguing 40 years later about the hidden meaning of the mispronounciation
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The alien spaceship lands. The crowd is silent with awe. Then a door opens in the crafts exterior and a platform emerges. Then descends a grotesque alien being gurgling and roaring with mulitple tendrils all green and ugly. As the creature descends we see that it has a collar around it's neck. It's a pet! And the being holding the leash is luminous, it's God himself... but then as he procedes you see he has a collar around his neck. He's a pet! And holding the leash is another monster... I guess this just keeps on happening? |
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Prurient Squid posted:The alien spaceship lands. The crowd is silent with awe. Then a door opens in the crafts exterior and a platform emerges. Then descends a grotesque alien being gurgling and roaring with mulitple tendrils all green and ugly. As the creature descends we see that it has a collar around it's neck. It's a pet! And the being holding the leash is luminous, it's God himself... but then as he procedes you see he has a collar around his neck. He's a pet! And holding the leash is another monster... I guess this just keeps on happening? Close Encounters of the Third Kind except the alien tones are the Meow Mix song. |
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Dammit! And this one was headed to the Goldmine. it really wasn't -- the idea was a late night talk show providing a public service for those who aren't sure what to watch tonight, being delivered like a weather forecast: "seven jokes tonight, 4 puns, one referencing a recent scandal that is dying down. first guest is an actor in an action movie we will immediately forget about two days from now. second is a personal friend so we'll cut it a little looser. overall grade is a c-minus: certainly not our best work but nobody does their best work on 4:30 the friday before a three-day weekend. that's your at-a-glance for tonight; monday is a clip show..." ---------------- |
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Taking song lyrics and replacing the word "you" with "cats" Amazed by Lonestar: I don't know how cats do what cats do I'm so in love with cats It just keeps getting better I want to spend the rest of my life with cats by my side Forever and ever Every little thing that cats do Baby, I'm amazed by cats ---------------- |
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Christoph posted:Taking song lyrics and replacing the word "you" with "cats" this rules i've also gotten a lot of mileage out of replacing all color names in songs with "brown" also replace "baby" with "adult" |
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a thread where each poster is a detective each more brilliant than the last belittling the details the previous poster got wrong. mods allowed to be psychic detectives with sweeping revelations |
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a dog with horrendous farts stalks byob campers and byob camp counselors at camp fart lake |
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lmao
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gary oldmans diary posted:a dog with horrendous farts stalks byob campers and byob camp counselors at camp fart lake quit listening in to my therapy sessions
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why premium mouse button lubricants should be banned in the posting leagues |
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gary oldmans diary posted:why premium mouse button lubricants should be banned in the posting leagues Natural Mouse Enhancements |
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Harry Potter book titles if written not by JK Rowling but Jay Kay from Jamiroquai Harry Potter and the Foxy Thing from Mars Harry Potter and the Return of the Space Cowboy Harry Potter and that Feel Good Boogie Rhythm, Yeah Harry Potter and the Supergalactic Love Train Harry Potter and the Interplanetary Good Vibe Zone Harry Potter and the Psychedelic Funky Robot Blues Harry Potter and the Feelin' I Get When You Move, Babe Barco Fiesta fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Jun 9, 2020
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Barco Fiesta posted:Harry Potter book titles if written not by JK Rowling but Jay Kay from Jamiroquai
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Barco Fiesta posted:Harry Potter book titles if written not by JK Rowling but Jay Kay from Jamiroquai |
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Soundcloud hip-hop producer insisting he shoot a real handgun for that warmer richer gunshot sound
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Impersonal lubricants.
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