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Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
420 no scope


Thanks gibb3h!

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Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

canyoneer posted:

cops never bother looking him up in the system because they assume it's a psuedonym

"do you have zee aliases?"

"non."

[sets pen on table, looks at dT) "you really are named francois du trois?"

[drops accent] "look, are you going to arrest me or not because i could really use this giant-assed diamond for my frigging space lazer so i can carve into the moon."

"is zat not ze chairface chipp--"

"LOOK, IT'S A GOOD IDEA NO MATTER WHERE IT CAME FROM"

Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Apr 1, 2021

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Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i mean, for real tho -- you have the opportunity to vandalize the moon you gonna pass that up?

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Dip Viscous


Assman Returns

Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
"Gangbang" Mussolini ran trains on time


Thanks gibb3h!

nut

bonito mussolini

Finger Prince


nut posted:

bonito mussolini

The fishest fascist

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
Bonbon Mussolini

Prof. Crocodile

burrito Mussolini hung from a lamppost, a slurry of sour cream and rice just spilling out onto the street.

Skanky Burns
Bon appétit Mussolini runs the trains on thyme

xcheopis


Gourmand Mussolini runs the trains on tines.

nut

Hoverround Mussolini is stuck on the train tracks.

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??
Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof Mussolini

Jaguars!


Say what you will about Arthur Lydiard, but he made the runners train on time.

google THIS

Goonito GBSolini made the tanes run on time

RickRogers

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Buon natale Mussolini made Christmas come early

Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
benito messolini made the premiere of hoarders run on time.

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Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
benito missleini made the strategic defense inititive something tsomething star wars gently caress it

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Dip Viscous


a fistful of fist -> the good, the bad, and my butt

Finger Prince


Bellini Mimosatini made it acceptable to drink before noon as long as you call it brunch.

Entropic

patriarchy sucks
what's a good name for an ancient egyptian dadrock band?





Stele Dan

Chas McGill

loves Fat Philippe
Totonkhamun

Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Genes-- wait, gently caress that was exodus

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google THIS

Those who live in glass cribs should not yeet stones

xcheopis


People who live in grass houses shouldn't get stoned

With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside

Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the adage says that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

i say people who grass on houses ought to be stoned

Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 07:45 on Apr 3, 2021

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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
[FAT FUCKIN BONG RIP, SLOWLY EXHALED OVER 90 SECONDS]

....AAAAAAAaaaanywho it turned out we had enough carpet cleaner to finish the job and nobody was the wiser

Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Apr 3, 2021

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Entropic

patriarchy sucks
Sedentary Suit Gundam

Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Mobile phone gundam

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
Mobile Suit Gundam 0420: Loss of Memory

nut

mobile home gatdamn

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??
Mobile catering gun-van

RickRogers

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Nubile brute, Van Damme

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
noble fruit cumdump

RickRogers

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Jovial lute wang-jam

deep dish peat moss

An ice cream stand named Mobile Scoop Tundra

RickRogers

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Mobile root tree beard

HOT4DREMELS

YES!!!!!!!
Holding in a poo poo to absorb all of the Nutrients

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??

HOT4DREMELS posted:

Holding in a poo poo to absorb all of the Nutrients

Not peeing to avoid dehydration

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Prof. Crocodile

Callout thread for my old college roommate who still owes me $10 from when I bought him a Mtn Dew Code Red at Warped Tour '04.

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