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Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS


420 no scope


Thanks gibb3h!

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Gene Hackman Fan



canyoneer posted:

cops never bother looking him up in the system because they assume it's a psuedonym

"do you have zee aliases?"

"non."

[sets pen on table, looks at dT) "you really are named francois du trois?"

[drops accent] "look, are you going to arrest me or not because i could really use this giant-assed diamond for my frigging space lazer so i can carve into the moon."

"is zat not ze chairface chipp--"

"LOOK, IT'S A GOOD IDEA NO MATTER WHERE IT CAME FROM"

Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Apr 1, 2021

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i mean, for real tho -- you have the opportunity to vandalize the moon you gonna pass that up?

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Dip Viscous



Assman Returns

Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS


"Gangbang" Mussolini ran trains on time


Thanks gibb3h!

nut


bonito mussolini

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god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



nut posted:

bonito mussolini

The fishest fascist

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."


Bonbon Mussolini

Prof. Crocodile



burrito Mussolini hung from a lamppost, a slurry of sour cream and rice just spilling out onto the street.


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

Skanky Burns


Bon appétit Mussolini runs the trains on thyme

xcheopis




Gourmand Mussolini runs the trains on tines.

nut


Hoverround Mussolini is stuck on the train tracks.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof Mussolini

Jaguars!




Say what you will about Arthur Lydiard, but he made the runners train on time.

google THIS



Goonito GBSolini made the tanes run on time

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


Buon natale Mussolini made Christmas come early

Gene Hackman Fan



benito messolini made the premiere of hoarders run on time.

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benito missleini made the strategic defense inititive something tsomething star wars gently caress it

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Dip Viscous



a fistful of fist -> the good, the bad, and my butt

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Bellini Mimosatini made it acceptable to drink before noon as long as you call it brunch.

Entropic

patriarchy sucks


what's a good name for an ancient egyptian dadrock band?





Stele Dan

Chas McGill


Totonkhamun

Gene Hackman Fan



Genes-- wait, gently caress that was exodus

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Those who live in glass cribs should not yeet stones

xcheopis




People who live in grass houses shouldn't get stoned

See a mighty city trampled to destruction! See missiles and atom bombs powerless! See civilisation rioting with fear!

Gene Hackman Fan



the adage says that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

i say people who grass on houses ought to be stoned

Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Apr 3, 2021

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[FAT FUCKIN BONG RIP, SLOWLY EXHALED OVER 90 SECONDS]

....AAAAAAAaaaanywho it turned out we had enough carpet cleaner to finish the job and nobody was the wiser

Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Apr 3, 2021

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Entropic

patriarchy sucks


Sedentary Suit Gundam

Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS


Mobile phone gundam

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."


Mobile Suit Gundam 0420: Loss of Memory

nut


mobile home gatdamn

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


Mobile catering gun-van

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


Nubile brute, Van Damme

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

noble fruit cumdump

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


Jovial lute wang-jam

deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



An ice cream stand named Mobile Scoop Tundra

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


Mobile root tree beard

HOT4DREMELS

YES!!!!!!!


Holding in a poo poo to absorb all of the Nutrients

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


HOT4DREMELS posted:

Holding in a poo poo to absorb all of the Nutrients

Not peeing to avoid dehydration

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Prof. Crocodile



Callout thread for my old college roommate who still owes me $10 from when I bought him a Mtn Dew Code Red at Warped Tour '04.


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

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