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HOT4DREMELS posted:

Holding in a poo poo to absorb all of the Nutrients

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

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Two roads diverged underground, and Ió
I didn't take the left turn at Albuquerque,
And that has made all the difference.

Dip Viscous



Immobile Robot Chonging

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I have a confusion to make.

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Writing an in depth gear review for some audiophile publication and when it comes to the bit where you wax poetic about the stereo image etc., the musical examples you cite are some badly recorded 70's afro-funk band nobody has heard of, and some bootleg Beastie Boys hardcore set that only exists on a cassette you got from a friend in 1982, and Darude: Sandstorm from a YouTube link.

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Going to Best Buy or similar and somehow changing the demo reel on all their big wow 4k TVs to 4k best of compilations of the hydraulic press channel.

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


PC rig building with water cooling, LEDs, 4K SLI and more *Buzz Words*.
But all you want is to emulate an Atari jaguar

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



RickRogers posted:

PC rig building with water cooling, LEDs, 4K SLI and more *Buzz Words*.
But all you want is to emulate an Atari jaguar

I feel attacked.

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


Finger Prince posted:

I feel attacked.

"Cool rig! What else are you going to emulate?"

"Else?"

Ventral EggSac



Willy Wonka goes to hell and is sentenced to always feeling like he just drank orange juice after brushing his teeth

Ventral EggSac



He walks around smacking his lips and going "mmaaah, Aaah"

Yinlock





100% unnatural ingredients


Skanky Burns


Well legally speaking, it is not classed as food so we can put whatever we want in there.

google THIS



We squeezed some real lemon juice in there because we ran out of artificial lemon flavor. I know it's not the same, but

Dip Viscous



innatural means unnatural???

Yinlock





google THIS posted:

We squeezed some real lemon juice in there because we ran out of artificial lemon flavor. I know it's not the same, but


magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Finger Prince posted:

Writing an in depth gear review for some audiophile publication and when it comes to the bit where you wax poetic about the stereo image etc., the musical examples you cite are some badly recorded 70's afro-funk band nobody has heard of, and some bootleg Beastie Boys hardcore set that only exists on a cassette you got from a friend in 1982, and Darude: Sandstorm from a YouTube link.


https://giant.gfycat.com/GrimySilverGermanpinscher.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/c5aCy61.mp4

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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

God creates the best of all possible worlds but his trade offs are really questionable.

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Prurient Squid posted:

God creates the best of all possible worlds but his trade offs are really questionable.

"so why did you allow suffering?"

"it was either that or get rid of pumpkin spice."


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https://i.imgur.com/c5aCy61.mp4

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Jaguars!




"This one seems good, what's wrong with it?"

"Butts aren't funny here"

Ventral EggSac



Ok this one developed torture, but look at the platypus. I can't delete this now, right? I mean come on, look at this.

take the moon



seeing dead people but not talking to them cuz dead people are jerks



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Gene Hackman Fan



take the moon posted:

seeing dead people but not talking to them cuz dead people are jerks

haley joel osmand looking at a ghost with a gunshot wound to the chest: "...you know, i think i understand why you got shot."

Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Apr 9, 2021

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Ventral EggSac



One at a time ONE AT A TIME if you ghosts can't share I swear I am packing up this Ouija board and no one gets to talk to their kids, does that sound like fun to you?
I will turn this sťance around if you can't behave so help me god

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Ventral EggSac posted:

One at a time ONE AT A TIME if you ghosts can't share I swear I am packing up this Ouija board and no one gets to talk to their kids, does that sound like fun to you?
I will turn this séance around if you can't behave so help me god

Jesus appears. "Sorry, did you want some help with something?"

"Oh now you show up."

Gene Hackman Fan



diogenes of synope but played by groucho marx

xcheopis




Gene Hackman Fan posted:

diogenes of synope but played by groucho marx

"I've asked for some sun block but this is ridiculous"

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

a vtuber whose virtual persona is super low-poly with a low-res static face texture on it like goldeneye?

I don't know anything about vtube, this might already exist

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


Xtreme rock paper scissors


E.o wait that's Pokémon

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

guy with small penis

"my penis isn't small it just moves too fast for you to see."


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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Vtuber but it's my avatar.

deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



magic cactus posted:

guy with small penis

"my penis isn't small it just moves too fast for you to see."

It's actually so big that the part you're seeing is really far away

Dip Viscous



at that distance, you'll also need to account for the coriolis effect

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


magic cactus posted:

guy with small penis

"my penis isn't small it just moves too fast for you to see."

Wait wait, you aren't accounting for the Doppler effect, just wait until I get further away before you judge.

Gene Hackman Fan



xcheopis posted:

"I've asked for some sun block but this is ridiculous"

alexander: "you know, i always thought if i wasn't me, that i'd want to be you."

diogenes: "what a coincidence! if i was anybody else i'd want to be me, too."

edit: "hey socrates, your mom's calling, says your man is getting cold."

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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




Dune parody where the say 'THE SNOT MUST FLOW' that's actually an allergy medicine commercial




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!

Skanky Burns


Dune porn parody: THE CUM MUST FLOW

Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS


he who controls the lice...

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

You can retitle Dune as Sex Nuns From Outer Space and it wouldn't be wrong.

edit: there's already a Dune porn 'parody', it's called Chapterhouse.

Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 11:40 on Apr 12, 2021

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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

In my head I have "The Starship Crywank". I don't know why.

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