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Stoner Sloth



Paul Atreides encountering a hilarious misunderstanding at a fremen BDSM party when it turns out that his name is ironically also a safe word.

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deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



A Fantasy world where they worship gods with names like Paul, Todd, and Jennine

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Prurient Squid posted:

You can retitle Dune as Sex Nuns From Outer Space and it wouldn't be wrong.

edit: there's already a Dune porn 'parody', it's called Chapterhouse.

Ever so often I think of the "I can control genital temperature!" line and lmao at the idea of a dude getting literal fireballs from banging a space-witch


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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Skanky Burns posted:

Dune porn parody: THE CUM MUST FLOW

We have just folded space from IX.

Many vibrating machines on IX.


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Dip Viscous



🎵 quaalude poppin tortoise ninjas 🎵
🎵 got a shell and forgot where he is 🎵

Dip Viscous



🎵 definitely kind of rude 🎵
🎵 walmart bathroom party dude 🎵

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

A guy tries to hum the French anthem but it comes out as the Chicken Dance everytime.

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you


confused future archaeologists trying to reconstruct the pantheon of pokemon that were widely worshipped in the early 21st century

Ventral EggSac



canyoneer posted:

confused future archaeologists trying to reconstruct the pantheon of pokemon that were widely worshipped in the early 21st century

Miltank was some sort of fertility goddess

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

They are particularly confused by thr four breasted Meowth talisman.

Prof. Crocodile



most experts of pokemythology agree that “the truck near the s.s. anne” was never a literal physical place, but rather a metaphor for the importance of family and community.


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thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

sk

(ヤイケス!)




byob NFTs are just image files so that everyone can share them

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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Jack/Off faces down the Sex Witches on Vituperous IX. Then suddenly he's grabbed from behind and one of them knocks his cap off and hits the off switch. He awakes in a white docking bay.

"Where am I?"

"Son, you're on the Starship Crywank. Boys! We got ourselves a stowaway!"

e:

[in Medbay]

"They could change the temperature of their genitals"

"What the hell are you talking about boy and how did you get on my ship?"

Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 10:03 on Apr 15, 2021

Dip Viscous



under the boardwalk by the drifters but it's way more full of depravity

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

The boxing scene from the Robert Downey Junior Sherlock Holmes bit, except it's Sir Isaac Newton using Newtonian mechanics developed into an elaborate form of Kung Fu.

e:

"You fiend, however did you beat me"

"You were defeated by nothing other than your own arrogance together with the principle of the conservation of inertia, now Good Day to You!"

[Newton turns and adjusts his wig while explosions happen in the background]

Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 08:49 on Apr 22, 2021

Royal Updog

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
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deepfaking gently caress & suck scenes for the Peacock remaster


original sig do not steal

snergle


magic cactus posted:

Ever so often I think of the "I can control genital temperature!" line and lmao at the idea of a dude getting literal fireballs from banging a space-witch

if you consider the non frank books canon they can make you fat because they can control viruses in their body and they have all kinds of crazy std's they keep dormant so they can do stuff like make you fat because you raped them. thats how baron harkonen got fat in a prequel.

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

snergle posted:

if you consider the non frank books canon they can make you fat because they can control viruses in their body and they have all kinds of crazy std's they keep dormant so they can do stuff like make you fat because you raped them. thats how baron harkonen got fat in a prequel.


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Gene Hackman Fan



metal band whose gimmick is being the polar opposite of 311.

"anger is the color of my energy"

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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you


Gene Hackman Fan posted:

metal band whose gimmick is being the polar opposite of 311.

"anger is the color of my energy"

songs about not doing drugs, going to bed on time, and how your relationships are pretty ok

Gene Hackman Fan



comedy recycling, where we bring the old jokes back

canyoneer posted:

songs about not doing drugs, going to bed on time, and how your relationships are pretty ok

oh, the johnny mann singers!



*quality of punchline not guaranteed

Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Apr 23, 2021

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Jaguars!




Polar opposite songs in general

Bruce Springsteen - Died In Canada

Dire Straits - Volunteering to work

Gene Hackman Fan



women at leisure -- up over

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Jaguars!




Men with hats - Danger standing

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

The Vampire Lestat wakes up in the modern age and instead of becoming a rockstar he becomes a YouTuber.

e: Zoom call with the Vampire.

Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 10:44 on Apr 23, 2021

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

caveat emptor, you're in for a scare

Organza Quiz




trying to be a youtuber but you're a vampire so you don't show up on video and have to be a vtuber instead

Yinlock





a poster in king arthur's court


Prof. Crocodile



Yinlock posted:

a poster in king arthur's court

"huzzah!"
"huzzah!"
"goku!"
"huzzah!"


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Dip Viscous



making a .txt file about smoking bees in 1995

Ventral EggSac



You can talk with cats and dogs but all they want to talk about is what they ate or smelled last in the style of a frat bro listing what he drank last night

Entropic

patriarchy sucks


Pastel Super Nintendo Evangelion

google THIS



The guy who does "fail" mobile game ads trying to find a new career



Nurse: We've exposed the tumor, doctor. It's dangerously close to the patient's spinal column but we still might be able to remove it.

Fail guy: (carefully eyeing his tray of surgical implements) Sledgehammer.

sk

(ヤイケス!)




"ocean's unleavened", a thread to discuss which types of bread are best at doing crimes

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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Police arrest a robot programmed to answer Yes to everything and it keeps confessing to more and more crimes.

Prof. Crocodile



Prurient Squid posted:

Police arrest a robot programmed to answer Yes to everything and it keeps confessing to more and more crimes.

and the Lindbergh baby!? you sick bastard.


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

Ventral EggSac



Dune but Paul Atreides is played by Borat

"My spice!"

The X-man cometh


sk posted:

"ocean's unleavened", a thread to discuss which types of bread are best at doing crimes

Pumpernickel always gets profiled.

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




Ventral EggSac posted:

Dune but Paul Atreides is played by Borat

"My spice!"

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Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
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Ventral EggSac posted:

Dune but Paul Atreides is played by Borat

"My spice!"

This baron harkonnen. He pain in my rear end in a top hat.

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