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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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I was told a few of my household items were banned by the vague convention but they weren't really specific
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
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Jan 14, 2023 03:40
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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Bending only at the knees, and keeping his back perpendicular to the ground, the Austrian physicist prepared to show the world, for the first time, what would henceforth be known as Schrödinger's Box Squat. With a clean, upward thrusting motion, Erwin grunted once, and then prolapsed the wave function.
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
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Jan 14, 2023 04:11
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- Finger Prince
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I was told a few of my household items were banned by the vague convention but they weren't really specific
Oh I think I heard about that. Where did they hold that convention again?
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Jan 14, 2023 04:27
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- The Voice of Labor
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jerky bran
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Jan 14, 2023 04:50
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Slavoj Zizek does an in depth analysis of the guy turning into a car.
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Jan 14, 2023 12:17
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- caspergers
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it's like deadliest warrior except instead of a samurai vs spetsnaz it's a ghost vs a skeleton and we all discuss the various pros and cons of being a ghost and skeleton warrior
ex. little ghosts can merge and form one big ghost but a skeleton can hold a gun
I hear dailywire+ will release a new horror film for republicans about job-stealing, it's called robots vs mexicans
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Jan 14, 2023 12:39
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Hark, here comes the fun maker.
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Jan 14, 2023 13:09
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- Karate Bastard
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Ghosts are actually very dangerous because they're highly flammable, and often hang out in dusty old basements, and we're like oh no don't bring the candelabra down there, don't bring an ignition source into what's clearly a high risk dust explosion hazard area, oh no
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Jan 14, 2023 13:14
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- Karate Bastard
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What many people don't know is that not only do leaf blowers work very well on ghosts and other manifestations, but so do vacuum cleaners. Think about it. Have you ever seen a ghost near a vacuum cleaner? No you haven't. They're like cats that way
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Jan 14, 2023 13:17
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- Karate Bastard
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Sure you can use a leaf blower but then all you're doing is blowing the ghosts around and you get ghosts everywhere. Use a vacuum cleaner instead. Bada bing bada slurp slurp all bagged up and ready for rehabilitation and release into the wild.
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Jan 14, 2023 13:20
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The most stacked of the Greek philosophers, Socratitties.
E:
Did I just reinvent anime from first principles?
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Jan 14, 2023 13:34
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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After the Exorcist comes out curiosity into the Mesopotamian wind deity Pazuzu increases. A New Age religin based on a return to a kinder, gentler Pazuzu is formed. A guy becomes a Pazuzu worshiper but the twist is his best buddy is a Jesuit priest. Every christmas they watch the Exorcist together and have a good laugh.
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Jan 14, 2023 14:14
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- Karate Bastard
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Every time a bell rings, an angel gets their wings.
Every time you fart, a ghost, well, you know... *jazz hands, fart noises*
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Jan 14, 2023 14:50
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- Karate Bastard
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Ghosts, vacuum cleaners, and the ethics of using our forebears as fuel.
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Jan 14, 2023 14:51
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- Karate Bastard
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The really bad farts go straight to hell, into the infernal combustion engine
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Jan 14, 2023 14:52
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- Karate Bastard
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Really? That's awesome lol
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Jan 14, 2023 15:18
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- Karate Bastard
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Me and my crew putting the thics in ethics.
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Jan 14, 2023 17:25
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Everybody loves Raymond directed by David Lynch.
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Jan 14, 2023 18:56
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- Karate Bastard
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Hey what about muppets
...by David Lynch?
Hang on that's just a nightmare before Christmas isn't it?
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Jan 14, 2023 19:20
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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"Comment is superfluous" he said, superfluously.
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Jan 14, 2023 19:39
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- Karate Bastard
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You do know we all can see who posted your posts, right?
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Jan 14, 2023 23:57
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- The Voice of Labor
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the signage in front of a roadside adventurers convenience store proclaiming hard tack, pemmican, spell ingredients and the lukewarmest ale in town
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Jan 15, 2023 02:07
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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An army drill instructor turned record producer...
That's as far as I got.
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Jan 15, 2023 12:31
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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"So far from God, so close to Twitter..."
There's something here. Got to find a way of making the joke work.
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Jan 15, 2023 15:15
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- sephiRoth IRA
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"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."
-Carl Sagan
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Turns out horses are piloted by extremely small, anxiety ridden aliens with no object permanence or short term memory
"OH gently caress SLIGHTLY UNEVEN DIRT" *crashes snd dies*
HP = fine art itt
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Jan 15, 2023 17:00
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- Harold Fjord
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trying to figure out the right fork on a dude signing his posts “an awesome guy”
don’t sign your… i mean sign your posts correctly
Reporting them for account sharing
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Jan 15, 2023 18:03
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- Karate Bastard
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Thinking about Terry Pratchett's camels, who move so awkwardly because they have neither body awareness nor motor skills to talk of, but instead have to constantly solve differential equations to figure out how they need to move their feet every step of the way in order not to get all their limbs in a tangle
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Jan 16, 2023 00:16
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Apr 25, 2024 22:49
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- deep dish peat moss
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the signage in front of a roadside adventurers convenience store proclaiming hard tack, pemmican, spell ingredients and the lukewarmest ale in town
I think I posted a thread once that was about something like this except selling drugs that you smuggled into a fantasy world. Like you would call the meth Haste Crystals and stuff. Maybe it was just a post I made ITT but I like this idea, like a fantasy world gas station.
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Jan 16, 2023 00:27
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