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The Voice of Labor

conan the suburbian

conan, what is best in life?

to grill your steaks before you

to live in a county without emission laws

to hear the lamentations of referees and announcers

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.

The Voice of Labor posted:

conan the suburbian

conan, what is best in life?

to grill your steaks before you

to live in a county without emission laws

to hear the lamentations of referees and announcers

*swings golf club around without a shirt for 2 hours*

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Giving birth to a child as an April Fools prank.

edit:

God creating reality as an April Fools.

Karate Bastard

Conan the Suburbian locks eyes with Karen the Barbarian and sees himself stare back at him.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Conan the Barbarian Librarian

C: People of the small size, use hunting voices. I will not ask again.

Teenagers: Or what, nerd Schwarzenegger?

C: ...

*cut to Conan the Librarian looking annoyed as he goes home trailing a rope of human heads behind him*

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
An alternate rock band that's just a microphone in a field of cows called Moos.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Extant members of the band Queen are arrested after it comes to light that Bohemian Rhapsody was a confession

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
"I'm through with this chickenshit outfit" he said leaving the church.

Finger Prince


Karate Bastard posted:

Conan the Suburbian locks eyes with Karen the Barbarian and sees himself stare back at him.

Conan the Suburban and Red Karen

Abugadu

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Finger Prince posted:

Conan the Suburban and Red Karen

The Voice of Labor

Bright Bart posted:


use hunting voices

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
What if there was a thread where you express your opinion and then only post again when your opinion is different?

Karate Bastard

That's a horrible idea.

Karate Bastard

But on second thought why not? Could be a worthwhile/brief way of exchanging views.

Karate Bastard

No wait it's dumb.

Karate Bastard

Or?

Karate Bastard

No, it's definitely super dumb.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Man lies on his resume to get a job hosting a German call-in advice show when he only took one year of German back in high school 20 years ago

All the can do now is reply to questions he barely gets the jist of with 'Yes! Yes! Yes!' 'Noooo' 'You are in the right.' 'You are wrong. Very wrong.' 'I think you know the answer' and 'We have no time to reply TIME FOR COMMERCIALS' while being thankful nobody can see him sweating profusely

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Contest where people compete for a prize of $1 million by seeing how long they can keep up a preposterous lie

You have everything from a woman cramming German and falsifying birth records to convince her own husband she's actually German

To people getting PhDs and working out like mad to join NASA mission to the ISS so their lie of being an astronaut isn't exposed

RavenousScoot

Bright Bart posted:

Contest where people compete for a prize of $1 million by seeing how long they can keep up a preposterous lie

You have everything from a woman cramming German and falsifying birth records to convince her own husband she's actually German

To people getting PhDs and working out like mad to join NASA mission to the ISS so their lie of being an astronaut isn't exposed

I mean if you get on the mission to the ISS, do you technically lose bc you're not lying anymore?


THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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RavenousScoot posted:

I mean if you get on the mission to the ISS, do you technically lose bc you're not lying anymore?

It's a delicate balance to maintain and that's the challenge

You have to fake it almost but not quite until you make it

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Ziggy Stardust & The Spiders from Mars getting into a huge beef with Jethro Moonrock & The Ants of Venus

Things come to a head in a bloody brawl that leave no one unscathed. Just nasty. Hair little less, pieces of antenae, and hair dye all over the place

The Voice of Labor

posts about how good you post

I post so good I post so right
I'll even post on a friday night

I'm the best poster there is no doubt
with my posting gloves on I'll knock you out

my posts are like sashimi salty and raw
now kneel down before your posting god

google THIS

I get emptyquoted all over this city
My post spittle glistening like a snail titty

The puns and the memes oh no, you can handle'em
When I bubba my gubba you'll be joober flambin'

I be paying full price threw my coupons in the trash
Buckskin coat on my shoulders and a big ol' rear end

And if you ask nicely I might let you kiss it
I'm here in BYOB and they call me google THIS

Like what

Jestery

Eat a dick unicycle boy!
Novelty She-wee

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Inept auteur Japnese game developers shoehorns musical references into everything but it's so jarringly done that it's farcical.

Karate Bastard

You need a good rear end to stop a bad rear end.

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Apr 4, 2024

Karate Bastard

Badonkadonk throwdown, in theater twerk, this spring.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Offering to make up after an argument with implausible suggestions

'Hey babe no babe don't cry tell you what let's order in Senegalese tonight and curl up by the fire as the snow falls' *there's no Senegalese restaurant for 100 km* *there's no fireplace* *it's August and 90 degrees outside*

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
A honky tonk? This establishment is a perfectly respectable tonk.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Pianos that control tanks.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Not the White House by the Why House.

RavenousScoot

Prurient Squid posted:

Pianos that control tanks.

the sides at war are people who control the tanks practically with no regard to the music vs purists mad that their opposition's combat isn't co-ordinated to dually function as a piano battle and literal battle in tandem


THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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RavenousScoot

Prurient Squid posted:

Not the White House by the Why House.

Whose House?

Run's House


THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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Prurient Squid posted:

Pianos that control tanks.

All 4'33" on the Western Front

The Voice of Labor

RavenousScoot posted:

the sides at war are people who control the tanks practically with no regard to the music vs purists mad that their opposition's combat isn't co-ordinated to dually function as a piano battle and literal battle in tandem

I'm really picturing anthropomorphic pianos. way to big to fit in the tank so just kinda hanging out in the copula working the treads and the turret with its piano legs

RavenousScoot

The Voice of Labor posted:

I'm really picturing anthropomorphic pianos. way to big to fit in the tank so just kinda hanging out in the copula working the treads and the turret with its piano legs

they're anthropomorphic pianos that control anthropomorphic tanks by whipping them into action with their pianowires


THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



google THIS posted:

I get emptyquoted all over this city
My post spittle glistening like a snail titty

The puns and the memes oh no, you can handle'em
When I bubba my gubba you'll be joober flambin'

I be paying full price threw my coupons in the trash
Buckskin coat on my shoulders and a big ol' rear end

And if you ask nicely I might let you kiss it
I'm here in BYOB and they call me google THIS

Like what

:discourse:


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
A woman called Dee Bagg. She's actually a wonderful woman and is looking into a way to change her name.

edit:

She got that name after marrying a man named Richard Bagg.

Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Apr 5, 2024

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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
All these years I've been using a sword wrong he exclaimed.

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