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Chess, but when you say check, a waiter comes and brings you a bill. Checkmate and they give it to your opponent.
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Sep 1, 2024 03:42
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Chess, but you're just smashing the pieces together and making little fighting noises like they're action figures
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May 11, 2024 03:55
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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"We three make a band of merry widows"
"But... my husband's still alive"
[Bang]
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May 12, 2024 13:55
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Karma comedian.
Your fate is to be a washed up hack getting booed off stage to atone for misdeeds in a past life.
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May 12, 2024 18:35
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Heh heh, watch this *commits atrocity, for ironic punchline in next life*
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May 12, 2024 21:12
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Sloth's learn sign language. Communications are going smoothly. They are surprisingly clear thinking and intelligent. The discussion is lucid and stimulating. Then suddenly, the Sloth discovers the existence that human's have a technology known as an "alarm clock". A sudden dark cloud seems to pass over the scene.
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May 12, 2024 22:16
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- Finger Prince
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I'm a sexetarian. I only eat food I can gently caress.
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May 12, 2024 22:51
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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I'm a sexetarian. I only eat food I can gently caress.
hmm, does it count as "loving" tomato soup to insert one's genitals into it, or it just giving myself a little soup bath?
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May 13, 2024 02:15
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- Finger Prince
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hmm, does it count as "loving" tomato soup to insert one's genitals into it, or it just giving myself a little soup bath?
Hot tip, you can make tomato soup by loving a tomato.
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May 13, 2024 02:30
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Hot tip, you can make tomato soup by loving a tomato.
speaking of hot tips, if you decide to gently caress the soup, let it cool down a bit first
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May 13, 2024 03:01
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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This town has a new sherrif. Moby Dick.
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May 13, 2024 09:04
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- Quadramind
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Look, this town ain't big enough for even just one of us
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May 13, 2024 12:32
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Every time someone says you name your life goes twice as fast.
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May 13, 2024 20:14
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- Karate Bastard
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That's why I changed my name to Ezebrazuhl.
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May 13, 2024 20:33
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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My Daddy always told me "you gotta keep a stiff upper lip before they gently caress you in the rear end!"
Man, I don't know what the gently caress he was talking about.
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May 14, 2024 09:39
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- ToastGhost
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20% cooler
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Moby Dick but it's AI generated porn of Richard Melville Hall
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May 14, 2024 09:56
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Star Trek alien cosplaying as human by covering their big bumpy forehead prosthetic with a bigger, smooth forehead prosthetic
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May 14, 2024 23:01
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Star Trek alien cosplaying as human by covering their big bumpy forehead prosthetic with a bigger, smooth forehead prosthetic
just politely nodding and saying 'uh-huh' to guy with a big head talking about honour a lot
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May 15, 2024 00:08
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Putting a prosthetic mop or something on top to emulate that gross fuzzy mold growing on humans
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May 15, 2024 07:01
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Doing the Star Trek mask thing but there's more masks. Underneath all the masks there's a shapeshifter.
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May 15, 2024 07:33
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Captain Rage-for-no-reason. The least welcome superhero.
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May 15, 2024 08:12
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- Karate Bastard
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After Captain Ragequit. He can almost save however many orphanages he wants, but I don't think anyone will forgive that time he flew off in a tantrum and wrecked Mount Rushmore when Luthor pepper sprayed him.
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May 15, 2024 08:20
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Captain Ragequit just needs a hug really. The last person who tried giving him a hug when he was in one of his rages ended up a bit splattered.
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May 15, 2024 11:15
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superhero who refuses to use his powers as some sort of self-imposed challenge
he often fails to save people, but defends himself by saying that if it was easy it wouldn't be a super feat at all
Thank You Pot Smoke Phoenix :^))
https://i.imgur.com/1HLsvYG.mp4
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
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May 15, 2024 12:30
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This looks like a job for...... CAPTAIN SHITMYPANTS!!!
Wtf no you're Superman
No I'm not, I'm wearing groucho glasses. *hnrrg*
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May 15, 2024 22:44
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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This looks like a job for...... CAPTAIN SHITMYPANTS!!!
Wtf no you're Superman
No I'm not, I'm wearing groucho glasses. *hnrrg*
This stunt extra backfires when people notice Captain Shitmypants looks just like Clark Kent with a moustache, now everyone at the office won't stop calling him Captain Shitmypants.
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May 16, 2024 02:01
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Oh no
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And his famous cry “You know what? Fine, then!”
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by Pragmatica(and can't post for 5 days!)
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This stunt extra backfires when people notice Captain Shitmypants looks just like Clark Kent with a moustache, now everyone at the office won't stop calling him Captain Shitmypants.
"This looks like a job for...... CAPTAIN SHITMYPANTS!!!"
"Ok...."
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May 16, 2024 14:42
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A chess variant called Guess. There are no visible pieces and opposing players are not allowed to know the moves of their opponent.
Captain Ragequit is the reigning champion of Guess.
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May 16, 2024 19:03
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- Karate Bastard
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I AM THE BEEFENDER. CEASE YOUR BICKERING.
Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 20:05 on May 16, 2024
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May 16, 2024 19:27
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- RavenousScoot
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new body modification trend
removal of the outer scrotum but keeping the testes
you keep your zipper down and carry them in your pocket like a chain wallet
Thank You Pot Smoke Phoenix :^))
https://i.imgur.com/1HLsvYG.mp4
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
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May 16, 2024 22:53
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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new body modification trend
removal of the outer scrotum but keeping the testes
you keep your zipper down and carry them in your pocket like a chain wallet
Stopping a crime by throwing my elongated, sackless testes like a bolo
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May 16, 2024 23:36
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Stopping a crime by throwing my elongated, sackless testes like a bolo
The Teabagger
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May 16, 2024 23:46
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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"It's Tea Time" I say with a smirk before speeding off in my convertable Ballmobile, exposed testicles flapping behind me in the wind
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May 17, 2024 00:14
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walking down the street twirling my balls like an old timey police officer's baton
Thank You Pot Smoke Phoenix :^))
https://i.imgur.com/1HLsvYG.mp4
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
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May 17, 2024 00:41
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Walking down the street
and every face I meet
Is marked by wonder
at the shiny balls
that dangle at my feet.
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May 17, 2024 09:50
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- Karate Bastard
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Accidentally flushing your balls down the toilet
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May 17, 2024 10:13
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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How to outwork everyone by not working.
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May 17, 2024 16:48
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Waking up in a fantasy world and the currency is Groins.
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by Pragmatica(and can't post for 5 days!)
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How to outwork everyone by not working.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNmPamZelVQ
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