Jokes that are good but you can't be bothered to develop a thread for

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Karate Bastard: ilovebeersooomuch has performed the sickest roundhouse kick to my heart, figuratively speaking.

Inside every wolf there is two humans, who won't shut up about cheeseburgers.

I, though, am the joke understander.

# ? Apr 19, 2025 12:19

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# ? May 15, 2025 04:36

Karate Bastard: ilovebeersooomuch has performed the sickest roundhouse kick to my heart, figuratively speaking.

Inside of you there are two wolves, who won't shut up about wolf things like eating rotten elk carcasses that are of no import to human society

I, though, am the joke understander.

# ? Apr 19, 2025 12:23

Karate Bastard: ilovebeersooomuch has performed the sickest roundhouse kick to my heart, figuratively speaking.

The house cat got into daddy's roid locker and is now terrorizing the local fauna of gators and grizzlies. Attempts to placate it with treats of cream and herring have hitherto failed catastrophically

I, though, am the joke understander.

# ? Apr 19, 2025 14:00

caspergers

Deaf donkeys have to read brayle

E: im fuckin stupid I'm meant blind

caspergers fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Apr 19, 2025

# ? Apr 19, 2025 14:07

Finger Prince

caspergers posted:

Deaf donkeys have to read brayle

# ? Apr 19, 2025 15:03

Finger Prince

Karate Bastard posted:

Inside of you there are two wolves, who won't shut up about wolf things like eating rotten elk carcasses that are of no import to human society

One wolf says "you should eat the belly of the elk, because that is where the juiciest, fattest meat is" and the other says "yes, eat the tasty, fatty belly!"

# ? Apr 19, 2025 15:10

Karate Bastard: ilovebeersooomuch has performed the sickest roundhouse kick to my heart, figuratively speaking.

Ok first of all that's no way to speak about my mom, and second of all jesus christ you guys

I, though, am the joke understander.

# ? Apr 19, 2025 15:14

caspergers

I hate small talk cuz they always give you TMI. Like I asked how this one dude was doing and he said he was doing his mom.

What the gently caress man. I don't wanna hear "living the dream" ever again

# ? Apr 19, 2025 15:58

Yak Shaves Dot Com

caspergers posted:

Deaf donkeys have to read brayle

# ? Apr 19, 2025 16:58

Yak Shaves Dot Com

Overheard a coworker talking about how the hills on his hike were "doing some moral damage." Pretty sure he meant 'morale' but I want to believe that he made it to the trailhead parking lot, sweating and panting, and stole someone's car after breaking into all the others

# ? Apr 19, 2025 17:02

Karate Bastard: ilovebeersooomuch has performed the sickest roundhouse kick to my heart, figuratively speaking.

Or he did something unspeakable to mons pubis over there

I, though, am the joke understander.

# ? Apr 19, 2025 17:03

Karate Bastard: ilovebeersooomuch has performed the sickest roundhouse kick to my heart, figuratively speaking.

I'm starting a studio, to make horrible music for bad people I'll be stinking rich

I, though, am the joke understander.

# ? Apr 19, 2025 18:12

Karate Bastard: ilovebeersooomuch has performed the sickest roundhouse kick to my heart, figuratively speaking.

Btw that's the new genre, I'm calling it that

I, though, am the joke understander.

# ? Apr 19, 2025 18:16

Karate Bastard: ilovebeersooomuch has performed the sickest roundhouse kick to my heart, figuratively speaking.

horrible music for bad people

I, though, am the joke understander.

# ? Apr 19, 2025 18:16

Karate Bastard: ilovebeersooomuch has performed the sickest roundhouse kick to my heart, figuratively speaking.

core, maybe.

I, though, am the joke understander.

# ? Apr 19, 2025 18:17

caspergers

Karate Bastard posted:

I'm starting a studio, to make horrible music for bad people I'll be stinking rich

Have you not been to the AUG thread lately?

# ? Apr 19, 2025 19:29

caspergers

Yak Shaves Dot Com posted:

Overheard a coworker talking about how the hills on his hike were "doing some moral damage." Pretty sure he meant 'morale' but I want to believe that he made it to the trailhead parking lot, sweating and panting, and stole someone's car after breaking into all the others

Lol

# ? Apr 19, 2025 19:30

Karate Bastard: ilovebeersooomuch has performed the sickest roundhouse kick to my heart, figuratively speaking.

caspergers posted:

Have you not been to the AUG thread lately?

No I haven't and I'm not sure I dare to did they steal my idea??????

I, though, am the joke understander.

# ? Apr 19, 2025 22:34

Finger Prince

I don't know what the AUG thread is, but "horrible music for bad people" would be a hell of an album title.

# ? Apr 19, 2025 22:47

caspergers

Lol I was mostly kidding, but lately we've been posting a lot of awful music that the worst kinda people enjoy.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3854968&pagenumber=749

Finger Prince, idk if you were kidding but if not AUG is the recurring cringe thread on PYF. I sincerely hope this thread brings you great joy.

But a joke for the thread:
My coworker found out I'm a comic and asked if I ever "dropped the mic" and I was like "how tf do you know my nephew's name"

caspergers fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Apr 20, 2025

# ? Apr 20, 2025 01:19

caspergers

I actually have a rejection fetish, so either way I'm happy

# ? Apr 20, 2025 04:58

Iambic Pentameter

But when they peered into the tomb, the body of Gen Z-sus was nowhere to be found, for he had rizzin

# ? Apr 21, 2025 07:59

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Iambic Pentameter posted:

But when they peered into the tomb, the body of Gen Z-sus was nowhere to be found, for he had rizzin

lol

# ? Apr 21, 2025 14:06

Karate Bastard: ilovebeersooomuch has performed the sickest roundhouse kick to my heart, figuratively speaking.

Rizzing so hard the angels had to come down and take him off the planet, to return at the end of days as the omega rizzler

I, though, am the joke understander.

# ? Apr 21, 2025 14:08

caspergers

Some people hate the word rizz cuz it's shortened to the middle of the word, but when you catch them saying the word fridge they start crying and making GBS threads themselves uncontrollably

# ? Apr 21, 2025 16:26

caspergers

Man lions must be stoned out of their minds. Do you know how zapped I'd have to be to find zebras appetizing?

# ? Apr 22, 2025 13:01

caspergers

Back in high school I heard that spicy food can help you focus, and I got a bunch of wing sauce on my SATs

# ? Apr 23, 2025 05:55

caspergers

I got a jewish buddy and one time i jokingly called him goyim, and he was like "actually goyim is plural, so you mean goy." Of all languages to have grammar nazis, never thought it'd be hebrew

# ? Apr 23, 2025 22:15

RavenousScoot

running into dracula in a back alley with his cape drawn, but when he spreads his arms, it's full of bootleg DVDs he wants to sell you

also these lovely AI results that come up when I google my joke to make sure it wasn't made yet make things much more entertaining

Thanks Rip!! :^))

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# ? Apr 24, 2025 00:48

Tube: I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

RavenousScoot posted:

running into dracula in a back alley with his cape drawn, but when he spreads his arms, it's full of bootleg DVDs he wants to sell you

also these lovely AI results that come up when I google my joke to make sure it wasn't made yet make things much more entertaining

I got slightly different results by attaching the word "meaning" to the end of the search terms:

# ? Apr 24, 2025 01:59

Tube: I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

So good in bed, you'd think she invented them!

# ? Apr 24, 2025 02:24

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

RavenousScoot posted:

running into dracula in a back alley with his cape drawn, but when he spreads his arms, it's full of bootleg DVDs he wants to sell you

also these lovely AI results that come up when I google my joke to make sure it wasn't made yet make things much more entertaining

lol

you�re clearly on to something THEY don�t want you to know

# ? Apr 24, 2025 02:43

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

RavenousScoot posted:

running into dracula in a back alley with his cape drawn, but when he spreads his arms, it's full of bootleg DVDs he wants to sell you

also these lovely AI results that come up when I google my joke to make sure it wasn't made yet make things much more entertaining

wow everythings computer

# ? Apr 24, 2025 05:24

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

RavenousScoot posted:

running into dracula in a back alley with his cape drawn, but when he spreads his arms, it's full of bootleg DVDs he wants to sell you

also these lovely AI results that come up when I google my joke to make sure it wasn't made yet make things much more entertaining

this joke would hit hard with bram stoker. he messed up the copyright filing for dracula in the US and it passed into public domain and he didn't make any money on it there.
you'd probably have to explain what a dvd was though

# ? Apr 24, 2025 07:52

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Blac(market)ula

# ? Apr 24, 2025 07:59

Finger Prince

"You vant to buy a DVD!"

"no thanks, mate"

"perhaps a blaaahh-ray?"

# ? Apr 24, 2025 08:44

caspergers

Practicing "don't you know who my father is" in the club bathroom before starting poo poo with the bouncer

# ? Apr 24, 2025 14:59

Karate Bastard: ilovebeersooomuch has performed the sickest roundhouse kick to my heart, figuratively speaking.

My dad gives the best blow jobs this side of the river

I, though, am the joke understander.

# ? Apr 24, 2025 19:22

Karate Bastard: ilovebeersooomuch has performed the sickest roundhouse kick to my heart, figuratively speaking.

Nuh huh he don't

I, though, am the joke understander.

# ? Apr 24, 2025 19:22

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# ? May 15, 2025 04:36

Karate Bastard: ilovebeersooomuch has performed the sickest roundhouse kick to my heart, figuratively speaking.

Blow fight blow fight blow fight

I, though, am the joke understander.

# ? Apr 24, 2025 19:22

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