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My buddy is a talented caricature artist based in Scotland, he's a likeness monster |
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caspergers posted:My buddy is a talented caricature artist based in Scotland, he's a likeness monster 
Ten guys jump one, what a man |
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May 9, 2025 00:43
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How many puns of mine will it take to get me permabanned My brother fell from a skyscraper cleaning windows. We can only contact him using a squeegee board When you post a weiner dog's info online, it's called dashsing My dad worked at a morgue and I'd play games like formaldehyde and seek I told my therapist I like to get my mom high without her knowing. He says I have an edibles complex Did you you get AIDS from only a bee-sting? It's called H.I.V.E. The Lemonati is controlled by Acidic Juice E: gently caress I meant dachsing not dashsing caspergers fucked around with this message at 15:44 on May 9, 2025 |
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May 9, 2025 01:22
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caspergers posted:How many puns of mine will it take to get me permabanned ANY DAY NOW 
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May 9, 2025 01:29
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I was a really fat and stinky baby and my mama gave me a very wide birth |
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May 9, 2025 02:34
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caspergers posted:How many puns of mine will it take to get me permabanned |
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May 9, 2025 03:33
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Upstairs neighbors being loud again, don't have a broom so I gotta stack up a buncha poo poo so I can bang my roomba against the ceiling |
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May 9, 2025 15:43
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caspergers posted:Upstairs neighbors being loud again, don't have a broom so I gotta stack up a buncha poo poo so I can bang my roomba against the ceiling Ten guys jump one, what a man |
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May 9, 2025 15:50
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i was a really, really, really lucky baby. my mom didn't want to halve me |
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May 9, 2025 17:05
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when they're not yours, you'd do anything just to get half; when they are yours, you'll say, you can take the whole thing !
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May 9, 2025 17:07
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what's the deal with bubble tea it isn't a carbonated beverage |
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May 9, 2025 17:28
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Babies are also known as coochie goo, that's why we say it when we're talking to them
caspergers fucked around with this message at 17:47 on May 9, 2025 |
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May 9, 2025 17:45
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Wiping my rear end on the rebel flag and calling it Dooks of Hazard |
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May 9, 2025 18:22
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caspergers posted:I was a really fat and stinky baby and my mama gave me a very wide birth Boooooo I, though, am the joke understander. |
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May 9, 2025 18:44
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pickin up some side work dubbing yaoi until my hands are big enough to give me an edge in karate
Thanks Rip!! :^)) code: |
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May 9, 2025 18:47
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I'm starting a banned. Can I be in it? No. Sweet! 
I, though, am the joke understander. |
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May 9, 2025 22:35
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Karate Bastard posted:I'm starting a banned. Hey not bad |
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May 9, 2025 22:45
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caspergers posted:Hey not bad In your professional opinion as the reigning champion of paronomasia? Nice. Ten guys jump one, what a man |
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May 9, 2025 22:47
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Lmao^^ when I'm out of puns I'll be paronomaciated In other news, Trump's tarrifs on fruit have lead to gang violence, namely the Blood Oranges and the Honeycrip Apples caspergers fucked around with this message at 22:52 on May 9, 2025 |
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May 9, 2025 22:50
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Threw my back out getting rid of spare mannequin parts |
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May 10, 2025 01:38
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Telling people I hate that I can't make it to their surprise birthday party |
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May 10, 2025 03:41
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caspergers posted:Telling people I hate that I can't make it to their surprise birthday party 
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May 10, 2025 03:46
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a sad clown singing fairytale of new york "it's christmas eve again in the dunk tank" |
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May 10, 2025 19:33
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caspergers posted:Lmao^^ when I'm out of puns I'll be paronomaciated Cripps Pink (aka pink lady) |
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drat that's way better, I'm embarrassed as gently caress right nowcanyoneer posted:a sad clown singing fairytale of new york caspergers fucked around with this message at 17:34 on May 11, 2025 |
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May 11, 2025 17:01
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My uncle told me he pulled a muscle and I really didn't need to hear that. |
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May 11, 2025 18:27
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caspergers posted:My uncle told me he pulled a muscle and I really didn't need to hear that. your uncle Jack?
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May 11, 2025 18:30
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Physicists making your mom jokes. I prefer publishing in your mom's journal because she's open access. I tried dancing with your mom but I was ripped apart by tidal forces. I was excited because I had heard a lot of people had been in your mom but really there was little action past the event horizon. I, though, am the joke understander. |
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May 11, 2025 18:36
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went to kfc and asked for a zinger and the man said "your nose is too big for your face" learning my lesson i went macdonalds and left with a 1998 iMac g3 |
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May 12, 2025 08:23
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Your dad's so swole instead of a hitachi he uses a hilti
I, though, am the joke understander. |
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May 12, 2025 08:55
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Your dad's so swole, even his chode has lats. |
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May 12, 2025 09:01
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baby are you secretly a genie and have turned my parents into kevin hart and dwayne johnson because you are making me rock-hart |
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May 12, 2025 09:40
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pikachode, i choose you e; i've been wondering, what is it with chefs always showing you how girthy they are 
caspergers fucked around with this message at 14:58 on May 12, 2025 |
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May 12, 2025 14:28
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"I'll have a big mac" "Sir this is a wendy's" |
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May 12, 2025 14:29
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mike's hard marinade
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May 12, 2025 18:24
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Mike's Hard Handgrenade |
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May 13, 2025 15:59
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mikes hard marmalade |
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May 13, 2025 16:07
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your friend sk posted:mike's hard marinade It's everclear. I, though, am the joke understander. |
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May 13, 2025 18:39
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Gangsta in da streets. Ghost under da sheets. --Me, scary story in eight words I, though, am the joke understander. |
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mikes hard in da streets lemonade in da sheets |
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