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caspergers

Extra strength condoms, where you can feel even less

# ? Jul 3, 2025 02:54

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# ? Jul 13, 2025 10:02

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

caspergers posted:

Extra strength condoms, where you can feel even less

extra extra strength condoms. basically just a rain boot for ur pengis

https://tacyfg.awfulimg.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Jul 3, 2025 09:51

google THIS

Ultra-rugged cowboy condoms

Condoms that can replace your truck hitch in a pinch (truck nutz sold separately)

Condoms so tough you could leave them to your children except, well,

# ? Jul 3, 2025 14:30

RavenousScoot

google THIS posted:

Ultra-rugged cowboy condoms

Condoms that can replace your truck hitch in a pinch (truck nutz sold separately)

Condoms so tough you could leave them to your children except, well,

Thanks Rip!! :^))

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https://i.imgur.com/FKXasZQ.gif - Dumb Sex-Parrot ----- https://i.imgur.com/1HLsvYG.mp4 - Pot Smoke Phoenix ----- https://64.media.tumblr.com/33fe2a6b06d941d11f9a12b67b0924dc/f488aa52440763c7-19/s1280x1920/c7a61ac7a9cc255d31e80d39315995263f8fb46d.gifv - nesamdoom + me ----- https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto ----- https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Jul 3, 2025 14:33

caspergers

Condoms so tough you can chew em and chew em and they'll never lose flavor

# ? Jul 3, 2025 16:13

more falafel please: forums poster

caspergers posted:

Condoms so tough you can chew em and chew em and they'll never lose flavor

everlasting globstoppers

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Jul 3, 2025 16:43

caspergers

If speeding is so dangerous then why do cops make it literally 2x worse catching up to you? Checkmate officer. "You're endangering everone on the road" yeah you're one to talk, isn't that the pot shooting the kettle for being black

# ? Jul 3, 2025 18:57

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

caspergers posted:

If speeding is so dangerous then why do cops make it literally 2x worse catching up to you? Checkmate officer. "You're endangering everone on the road" yeah you're one to talk, isn't that the pot shooting the kettle for being black

this is not a joke this is just the truth of the world

https://tacyfg.awfulimg.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Jul 3, 2025 19:31

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Barco Fiesta posted:

And you may ask yourself "Dude, where's my large automobile?"

and you may ask yourself "what does mine say?"

https://tacyfg.awfulimg.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Jul 5, 2025 23:33

caspergers

Being so insecure you get imposter syndrome when you make scrambled eggs

# ? Jul 6, 2025 04:19

Pacifica Ocean

caspergers posted:

Being so insecure you get imposter syndrome when you make scrambled eggs

lol

# ? Jul 7, 2025 04:16

Slumpy

teaching a dog commands in patois and just pretending i got him that way

slumpy

# ? Jul 7, 2025 05:06

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

mailorder bees posted:

frot dog. like a hot dog. but penises

This isn't the "jokes that give unwitting & hapless goons boners" thread jerk

# ? Jul 10, 2025 04:23

mailorder bees

eat some corn flakes

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jul 10, 2025 04:34

Squirrels2Nuts: comedere nuces omni tempore

your friend sk posted:

thanks for being the punchline

no u

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# ? Jul 10, 2025 08:42

caspergers

My favorite MK fatality is where they go "FINNISH HIM" and you lock your opponent in a sauna

# ? Jul 10, 2025 17:29

Finger Prince

caspergers posted:

My favorite MK fatality is where they go "FINNISH HIM" and you lock your opponent in a sauna

Then you yank them out, hit them with a bundle of birch sticks, then chuck them into a snow bank.

# ? Jul 10, 2025 17:31

google THIS

Then you bring him next door to Sweden and drag him into an Ikea

FURNISH HIM!

# ? Jul 10, 2025 20:20

caspergers

Then you take him south quite a ways to Great Britain

FAMISH HIM

# ? Jul 11, 2025 04:26

caspergers

An "i voted" badge but it says "i tooted"

# ? Jul 11, 2025 05:23

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Playing as Jean Sibelius so you can FINNISH HYMN

# ? Jul 11, 2025 06:37

google THIS

Then you serve him a small chicken

CORNISH HEN

# ? Jul 11, 2025 13:48

Venzik: Can't post for 7 hours!

I don't recognize the other beers on tap so I guess it's

GUINNESS THEN

ty for the sig cumpantry

# ? Jul 11, 2025 14:45

caspergers

Apparently it's better to color your hair at a higher altitude? That's what my aunt said anyway, only she was outside coloring her hair on this kind of slope, and she was adamant about it. I thought "weird hill to dye on but okay"

# ? Jul 11, 2025 18:07

caspergers

All the ladies call me Houston, cuz I listen to their problems

# ? Jul 11, 2025 18:58

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

caspergers posted:

Apparently it's better to color your hair at a higher altitude? That's what my aunt said anyway, only she was outside coloring her hair on this kind of slope, and she was adamant about it. I thought "weird hill to dye on but okay"

lol

https://tacyfg.awfulimg.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Jul 12, 2025 10:52

Venzik: Can't post for 7 hours!

caspergers posted:

Apparently it's better to color your hair at a higher altitude? That's what my aunt said anyway, only she was outside coloring her hair on this kind of slope, and she was adamant about it. I thought "weird hill to dye on but okay"

ty for the sig cumpantry

# ? Jul 12, 2025 12:39

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# ? Jul 13, 2025 10:02

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bandwagon thread: "whats your favorite clown bar" with the op "lesbian clown bar"

# ? Jul 12, 2025 12:41

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Barco Fiesta posted:

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